I have a little garden
In which I planted several stands
Of Peas and Belly Pumpkin
And beautiful Yellow Yams
But ... to my consternation
What do you think I beheld?
My Peas were Beans called Runners
My Yams had candy coating on them
And all of my nice Pumpkins
Were wearing red vests down to their stems!
I cried: "Lord, You know I did not plant that
At least I don't know that I did!
Please, Father, please help me!
Show me the wrong that I did!"