"Can anyone answer that question?!"
"So that we may conquer them!"
"Very gooood! And for that perfect,perfect, answer Distrust, you get first chance at them!"
So went The Meeting of The Destruction Delegation - Divide & Conquer Command.
"Wow! Those Christians don't stand a chance!"
"Do not try to get them to leave their churches - Join their churches!
Join their committees!
Be their Best Friend!
Be their Girlfriend!
Be their Boyfriend!
Be their Mother!
Be their Father!
Be their Brother!
Be their Sister!
Be their Guide!
Be their Leader!
Be their Teacher!
Be their Preacher!
Be Whoever, Whatever, Wherever, Whenever you need to be, or to do, to Accomplish The Task!"
"I liiiikkkke!" said Falter
"Wherever they go - you go!
Whatever they do - you do!
But ... Do not forget to go The Extra Mile!
Give The Friendly Smile!
Be kind to The Child
"Niiiccceeeeeeeeee!" said Randy, Rowdy, Rambunctious and Ribald in unison.
"People, this is no different from a bloody war!
We can't go back home, and it is our job to make sure that they can't go home either!"
"Yeahhhh!!" said Okay-But
"We won't get them all but WE WILL GET A LOT OF THEM!!
1. Humans love to be told how wonderful they are!
3. They love to know they know something by nobody else does! And, get this!
4. They really love to have something that nobody else has to brag about!"
"Gooood to knnooooww! said Mendacious.
1. Appeal to their Vanity!
In short, go for Overkill!"
"And when they are leaning on your shoulder
Feed then The Swill
And they'll eat until they fall down
Dead from Overfill!"
"I really, really, like that!" said Tempted-to-Touch.
Let's have a Harvest Galore
Let's make Boss-man Happy
Let's bring down those Humans for Certain Sure!
Since God loves us, Satan hates us with a Passion Refined by Time and Experience.
Satan is not our Friend!
Satan will rob us of our Peace!
Satan will try to make us Release our Hold on our Salvation, and he will do it by sitting next to us at our Church Services, and even in our very homes!
Don't look for Satan at The Gin Joint - he has no need to go there!
Look for Satan where God's People Meet:
Look for The Self-righteous
Look for The Puffed-up
Look for The Grossly Opinionated
Look for The Holier Than Thou
Look for The Greed-actuated
"Saint" Who Must Always Have Preeminence, and
Look for Master Mouse of Mindful Manners to whom everyone willingly, wittingly and "wisely" defers.
Look for Satan in The Kindly Teacher of "Truths" taught with Worldly Passion and Vain-glorious Purpose!
Look for Satan in The Strikingly Handsome AND
Honestly Homey AND
Winningly Wonderful AND
Borderline Beautiful and Bumptious AND
Soulfully Saintly Sellers of Profane Symbology and New Age Truths.
Look for Satan in ... Self!!
Remember, if we are not looking at Jesus Christ, we are seeing Satan! - There is No Middle Ground!
Remember, Satan, Sin and Self all begin with "S" and their fates are all the Same!
Let's give none of them a toehold!