Thursday, February 4, 2016

The Living Tablet!


Every Body Who Is Any Body
DESIRES
To Possess
Own
Acquire Or
Have Access To
A Top-Of-The-Line
Electronic Tablet!

How Silly! 
They Already Own The Best Tablet There Is In The Universe 
AND They Got It For Free! 
AT BIRTH!!!

Silly??!?? 
Free?!? 
At Birth?!?

Silly!! 
Free!! 
At Birth!!

You Know That You Are Quite Nuts, Right?!

Nope! 
Not At All! 
And ... I Can Prove It!

I'm All Ears! 
I Can't Wait To See This!

Every Human Being Who Has Ever Lived
OR
Will Ever Live
FREELY RECEIVED
A Top-Of-The-Line
Custom-Designed
One-Of-A-Kind
Hard-Wired
Though Spirit-Run
Super-Efficient Proficient Tablet
Connected To
The Inexhaustible Power Supply
Which Is Available
To Be Directed By
The Command.Com Shepherd
A/K/A Jesus Christ!

What Rubbish!

Really?!

Really!!

Okay ...

Would You Be So Kind As To Read This For Me? 



And


And



Come Onnnnn!
Those Two, uhm Three Texts All Say "TABLES!"

Indeed!!

You Are Quite Bonkers, You Know!!

No! 
No! 
Not At All!

Note What 2 Corinthians 3:3 - "...{N}ot in tables of stone but in the fleshy tables of the heart."

Yes ...?!




Don't You See!!
A Table IS a TABLET! 
A Writing Tablet! 
A Tablet Where Significant Information Is 
Stored and Preserved
For Easy AND Constant Access!


Exodus 34:1 & 4King James Version (KJV)

34 And the Lord said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I will write upon these tables the words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest.
And he hewed two tables of stone like unto the first; and Moses rose up early in the morning, and went up unto mount Sinai, as the Lord had commanded him, and took in his hand the two tables of stone.






OH.

See You Later!
And 
Don't Forget
Make Sure To Keep Your Tablet Powered On 
And 
Connected To The Source!

OKAY.