POSITIONS AVAILABLE : Praying People Wanted

Heaven Awaits

Faith First

In Jesus' Name,  AMEN

WANTED:

Praying People For Earnest, Unceasing, Beseeching, Petitioning, Sincere Pray To The Throne Of Grace For The Desires Of The Heart In Accordance With The Sovereign Will Of Almighty God!


QUALIFICATIONS :

• Willingness To Believe Trust God At His Word
• Willingness To Let The Holy Spirit Inspire Your Prayers And Thereby Groan Unto The Lord In Your Behalf And Those On Your Prayer List
• Willingness To Pray Like The Psalmist King David
• Willingness To Confess Your Own Sin And The Sin Of Your Nation Like Daniel The Prophet
• Willingness To Trust God To Provide Deliverance Like Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego.
• Willingness To Wrestle With God And Yet Live, Just Like Jacob Also Called Israel.
• Willingness To Believe That God Can Use You As He Did The Prophet Elijah, And At The End, Take You To Heaven.

UP-FRONT COMPENSATION PACKAGE:

• The Gospel Word Of Truth
• Free Grace
• Undying Love
• Salvation At Confession Of Sin And Repentance
• Justification By The Redeemer
• Battle Shield Of Faith
• Faith For The Day
• Comfort Of The Holy Spirit
• Acceptance Into The Family Of God
• Strength For Your Journey
• Courage For Traveling On The Way To God's Eternal Kingdom
• Protection By Magnificent Guardian Angels
• Peace In The Vale Of Tears
• A Song In Your Heart
• Rest Of The Saints Each Night
• Joy In The Morning,
• ...  And A Whole, Whole, Lot More!

DEFERRED COMPENSATION PACKAGE:
** Non-Negotiable**

• Unbelievably Grandly Gloriously Eternal Life
• Flight Suit
• Wings
• Incorruptible Immortal Body
• Universe University Full-Ride Scholarship
• Full Access To The River Of Life
• Full Access To Tree Of Life Bearing 12 Types Of Fruit Monthly
• Face To Face Interaction With Jesus Christ The Savior

DISCLOSURE!!
UNPLEASANT ASPECTS OF THE JOB:

• Branded As Enemy Of The State And Troubler Of The People In Your Land
• Despised By The Sinful, Wilful, Wicked And Wild
• Favorite Target For The Wiles Of The Devil
• Favored Recipient Of The Fiery Darts Of The Wicked
• Solitary Pursuit More Often Than Not

EDUCATION REQUIRED
Life And Learning Passes In:

• Love
• Hope
• Trust
• Faith
• Belief
• Counting Blessings
• Obedience With An "Unto Death" Rider
• Walking By Faith
• Trusting Not In Eyesight
• Get Thee Behind Me Satan, And
• Not I But Christ

Everything Else Needed For Successful Performance In The Position Will Be Provided Via On The Job Training (OJT).


DISQUALIFYING TRAITS FOR THE POSITION:

• Wishful Thinking
• Self-Reliance
• Self-Absorption
• Selfishness
• Unbelief
• Double-Mindedness
• Unwillingness To Yield To The Holy Spirit

SPECIAL PERKS:

• Eternal Jewels Earned For Successful Recruitment Of Other Praying People Successfully Enduring Strife And Conflict Unto The Coming Of The Kingdom Of Light
• Robe Of Christ Righteousness
• Victorious Life In Christ Now

APPLICATION DEADLINE:

NOW Is The Acceptable Time!


REFERENCES REQUIRED :

• A Call From The Spirit Of The Gentle Shepherd

AND

• A Cry From The Soul Sick Of Sin

SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS:

Please Place Your Completed Application Into The Box Provided AND Clearly Marked:

Out Of Darkness - Into Light!

Truth Revealed:

God's Love Exposed - Not Concealed!

Please Allow An Instant

For Approval

Of

Your Application!

The Position

Is Available

For

The Length

Of

The Applicant's Mortal Life!