Wednesday, July 6, 2016

POSITIONS AVAILABLE : Praying People Wanted



Heaven Awaits
Faith First
In Jesus' Name,  AMEN


WANTED:

Praying People For Earnest, Unceasing, Beseeching, Petitioning, Sincere Pray To The Throne Of Grace For The Desires Of The Heart In Accordance With The Sovereign Will Of Almighty God!


QUALIFICATIONS :


  • Willingness To Believe Trust God At His Word
  • Willingness To Let The Holy Spirit Inspire Your Prayers And Thereby Groan Unto The Lord In Your Behalf And Those On Your Prayer List
  • Willingness To Pray Like The Psalmist King David
  • Willingness To Confess Your Own Sin And The Sin Of Your Nation Like Daniel The Prophet
  • Willingness To Trust God To Provide Deliverance Like Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego.
  • Willingness To Wrestle With God And Yet Live, Just Like Jacob Also Called Israel.
  • Willingness To Believe That God Can Use You As He Did The Prophet Elijah, And At The End, Take You To Heaven.


UP-FRONT COMPENSATION PACKAGE:

  • The Gospel Word Of Truth
  • Free Grace
  • Undying Love
  • Salvation At Confession Of Sin And Repentance
  • Justification By The Redeemer
  • Battle Shield Of Faith
  • Faith For The Day
  • Comfort Of The Holy Spirit
  • Acceptance Into The Family Of God
  • Strength For Your Journey
  • Courage For Traveling On The Way To God's Eternal Kingdom
  • Protection By Magnificent Guardian Angels
  • Peace In The Vale Of Tears
  • A Song In Your Heart
  • Rest Of The Saints Each Night
  • Joy In The Morning,
  • ...  And A Whole, Whole, Lot More!


DEFERRED COMPENSATION PACKAGE:
** Non-Negotiable**

  • Unbelievably Grandly Gloriously Eternal Life
  • Flight Suit
  • Wings
  • Incorruptible Immortal Body
  • Universe University Full-Ride Scholarship
  • Full Access To The River Of Life
  • Full Access To Tree Of Life Bearing 12 Types Of Fruit Monthly
  • Face To Face Interaction With Jesus Christ The Savior


DISCLOSURE!!
UNPLEASANT ASPECTS OF THE JOB:

  • Branded As Enemy Of The State And Troubler Of The People In Your Land
  • Despised By The Sinful, Wilful, Wicked And Wild
  • Favorite Target For The Wiles Of The Devil
  • Favored Recipient Of The Fiery Darts Of The Wicked
  • Solitary Pursuit More Often Than Not


EDUCATION REQUIRED
Life And Learning Passes In:

  • Love
  • Hope
  • Trust
  • Faith
  • Belief
  • Counting Blessings
  • Obedience With An "Unto Death" Rider
  • Walking By Faith
  • Trusting Not In Eyesight
  • Get Thee Behind Me Satan, And
  • Not I But Christ

Everything Else Needed For Successful Performance In The Position Will Be Provided Via On The Job Training (OJT).


DISQUALIFYING TRAITS FOR THE POSITION:


  • Wishful Thinking
  • Self-Reliance
  • Self-Absorption
  • Selfishness
  • Unbelief
  • Double-Mindedness
  • Unwillingness To Yield To The Holy Spirit


SPECIAL PERKS:


  • Eternal Jewels Earned For Successful Recruitment Of Other Praying People Successfully Enduring Strife And Conflict Unto The Coming Of The Kingdom Of Light
  • Robe Of Christ Righteousness
  • Victorious Life In Christ Now


APPLICATION DEADLINE:

NOW Is The Acceptable Time!


REFERENCES REQUIRED :


  • A Call From The Spirit Of The Gentle Shepherd


AND


  • A Cry From The Soul Sick Of Sin



SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS:

Please Place Your Completed Application Into The Box Provided AND Clearly Marked:


Out Of Darkness - Into Light!
Truth Revealed:
God's Love Exposed - Not Concealed!



Please Allow An Instant
For Approval
Of
Your Application!



The Position
Is Available
For
The Length
Of
The Applicant's Mortal Life!