Sunday, May 28, 2017

Don't Trouble Trouble!

Having Grown Up
Upon An Island
I Know Of A Surety That:

"Bare Foot Don't Kick Hard Rock!"


I Also Know
That If You Kick An Embedded Rock
Juuuust Hard Enough
Eventually
You Will Root It Up!


I Also Know
- Again -
With Surety
That Under A Rock
Is Always A Surprise
AND
That Is Why The Elders
Always Said:

"Leave Well Alone!"


AND

"Hurt Skin Make Bright Eyes Cry!"

The Point Of My Point Is ...

Duck Worm Was Under One Rock!
Cockroach Was Under Rock Two!
AND
Under Rock Three Was The Centipede
Which No Could Place On A Leash!
None Was In Anticipation
Not Even Pinchus
The Village Gully Bore
AND
When He Moved That Rock
With His Red-Skin Fat Hand
That Centipede Lashed Him
- HARRRDD -
So That He Peed His Pants
AND
Ran Home Hollering In Agony
Calling Out For Help To His Gran!

Long Story Short ...

Don't Trouble Trouble
'Til
Trouble Troubles You!

Don't Share Out Inheritance
While You Still Have Need
For A Place To Put Your Head
AND
To Rest Your Dirty Shoes!

Don't Be A Mouth Giant
When A Paper Tiger Will Scare You
AND
Don't Stir Up A Hornets Nest
When There Is No Safety Net Covering You!

Still Waters Run Deep
AND
Running Water Does Smooth Rough Rock!
Icing Covers The Smell Of Ginger Bread
BUT
Soap Can't Wash Away Sin
From Off Your Skin
Nor Out Of Your Mouth!

Your Mouth Can Write A Check
That Your Backside Can't Cash
BUT
Jesus Christ Will Raise Your Head
If
You Are Among The Faithful Dead!

Be Kind!
Be Faithful!
Be Hopeful!
Be Mindful!
Be Careful!
Be Cautious!
Be Friendly!
Be Thankful!
God Owns Us!

God Does All
For Our Good
AND
For His Glory
So
Our Raising Hell
"Praying Up Duppies!"
"Calling Down Gabriel!"
AND
"Swearing By Jesus!"
To Get This
That
The Other
AND
That Thing Over Yonder
That Your Best Friend's
Cousin Brother Aunt Sister Has
AND
To Bring Back Yesterday
To Bring Forth Unsure Tomorrow
For
For Certain Sure Maybe Probably Next Week
To Make Rain Rain Backward
Is Not
- No Way No How Never -
Ever Going To Get Us To Glory!
God's Way IS The Way!

So ...

Be Kind To The Evil
AND
Don't Do Evil To The Good
For The Eternal Record Keeper
Keeps Good Records
Even Of The Evil You Did
AND
The Evil You By Christ's Faith Withstood!
Be Careful What YOU Put In Your File!

Confess And Repent Of The Evil
AND
Work On Doing Good
For
If You Do Good
Good Will Attend You
AND
See That You Do Right
Even If You Suffer A Despite!

Honor God
Who Lifts Up The Fallen
AND
Laud Christ
Who For Us
Conquered Death
Hell
AND
Satan
AND
Redeemed US To The Father
Removing Us
From Sin's Blight!

Got A Problem?
Got Troubles?
Get Help Now!

Call: 1-800-Call God 
Extension: PRAYER
Code: Lord, Help Me Now!
Jesus Is Already On The Main Line
And
He Is Bigger Than Your Bother!