Showing posts with label Catnip. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Catnip. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

The True Friend!

Curious Carrie The Cat
Had A Comfortable Catnap
After Consuming
Custom Catnip!

Carrie The Cat's
Catnip-Induced Catnap
Caused Carrie The Cat
To Get A Crick In Her Catback!

Carrie The Cat
Carried On Crazily
When
Upon Awakening From Her Catnip Induced Catnap
She Cracked The Crick In Her Back
AND
Had A Spasmodically Painful Attack!

You Should've Heard Her Dear Friends:


Percival Partridge Laughed Out ... Loudly!
Harvey Horse Snuffled ... Smugly!
Danger-Dan Dog Barked ...Broadly!

Carrie The Curious Cat Cried ... Crossly!

Moral:

Curious Cats
Consuming Copious Amounts Of Custom Capnip
Get Cricks In Their Backs
Which Make Them Curiously Cross
And
Their Friends Get A Thrill
Which Will ... Undoubtedly
Their Friendship Cost!

When Your Friends
Snuffle Bark And Laugh
As You Cry Out In Pain
It Is Time That You Acknowledge
That The Friendship Is In Vain! 

Jesus Christ 
Is
The True Friend
The One In Whom We Can Believe
Because
Jesus Christ Has All The Answers
And
Myriad Blessings To Bestow
Upon All ... Who Choose
His Hand Of Friendship
To Receive!

Trust His Heart
And
Believe
And
Receive
Nothing That Will Your Heart
Deceive! 

To Jesus Christ,
- I Beseech You, Brethren -

Committedly
Faithfully
Wholeheartedly
Single-Mindedly
Sacrificially
Cleave!