Showing posts with label Intemperance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Intemperance. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

The True Friend!

Curious Carrie The Cat
Had A Comfortable Catnap
After Consuming
Custom Catnip!

Carrie The Cat's
Catnip-Induced Catnap
Caused Carrie The Cat
To Get A Crick In Her Catback!

Carrie The Cat
Carried On Crazily
When
Upon Awakening From Her Catnip Induced Catnap
She Cracked The Crick In Her Back
AND
Had A Spasmodically Painful Attack!

You Should've Heard Her Dear Friends:


Percival Partridge Laughed Out ... Loudly!
Harvey Horse Snuffled ... Smugly!
Danger-Dan Dog Barked ...Broadly!

Carrie The Curious Cat Cried ... Crossly!

Moral:

Curious Cats
Consuming Copious Amounts Of Custom Capnip
Get Cricks In Their Backs
Which Make Them Curiously Cross
And
Their Friends Get A Thrill
Which Will ... Undoubtedly
Their Friendship Cost!

When Your Friends
Snuffle Bark And Laugh
As You Cry Out In Pain
It Is Time That You Acknowledge
That The Friendship Is In Vain! 

Jesus Christ 
Is
The True Friend
The One In Whom We Can Believe
Because
Jesus Christ Has All The Answers
And
Myriad Blessings To Bestow
Upon All ... Who Choose
His Hand Of Friendship
To Receive!

Trust His Heart
And
Believe
And
Receive
Nothing That Will Your Heart
Deceive! 

To Jesus Christ,
- I Beseech You, Brethren -

Committedly
Faithfully
Wholeheartedly
Single-Mindedly
Sacrificially
Cleave! 







Monday, July 16, 2018

"Benefactor" Aka Lying Destroyer ..!?!

When Your Supposed Benefactor 
Is Also
The Known Destroyer
He Cannot Be Called The Living God
So
You Can Be Sure That You Have A Serious Problem
AND
A Serious Foe
For
You Are Dealing With 
Satan
The Wily, Wretched, Fraud
Who Was Cast Out Of Heaven's Peaceful Shores!
He Will Never Again Enter Its Doors!

The Truth Is ...

Satan
The Known Father Of Lies
Has Two Great Errors
That He Takes Pleasure
In Passing Off As Fact 
Against Disobedient Men:

The Immortality Of The Human Soul
And
Sunday Sacredness
Because
The Acquisition An Army Of The Fallen
Is 
His Goal
AND
Of Course
To Deny Christ Jesus
The Saving Of Your Purchased Soul!

If 
Your Soul Is Immortal
Then 
The Loving Savior 
Is 
An Irrelevancy
AND
If 
Sunday Is Sacred
Aka The Sabbath Of Rest Of Creation Week
Aka The Sabbath Of The Fourth Commandment
Then 
The Living God Almighty Eternal
Strong To Save
All-Feeling
All-Seeing
All-Knowing
Ever-Present
Is 
A Gross Liar
- Just Like Satan 
The Lord Of The Dung -
AND
From His High And Lifted-Up Post Of Loving Administration
He Should ... With Alacrity
- No Ceremony -
In Disgrace
Retire!

But ...

With The Evidence Of Two Or Three Witnesses
According To Biblical Jurisprudence :

1. Jesus Christ,
The Same Yesterday Today And Forever!
The Lord: Is Not A Man That He Should Lie!
I AM The Lord!
I Change Not.



2. The Soul That Sinneth
It Shall Die!
In The Grave, Who Shall Give Thee Praise?
The Dead Know Nothing!

3. Remember The Sabbath Day
To Keep It Holy ...!

On The First Day Of The Week
After The Sabbath Was Done
The Women Went To The Tomb

And One From History's Page:

As The Mark Of Our Authority
We Have Transferred Solemnity Of The Jewish Sabbath To Sunday ...




We Can Clearly See
That Satan Is Indeed
The Father Of Lies
AND
Deserves His Soon To Be Seen
Manifested Destiny!

Know This ...

Satan
In The Coming Days
Will Cause Great Calamities
Will Cause Great Plagues
AND
Innumerable Illnesses
AND
As A Supposed Angel Of Light
- A Great Physician -
Will Provide To The Unwary
The Readily-Apparent Cure
AND
Will Cause Many To Worship Him
Even Though His godship
Is 
Nothing But God-Faking!
He Believes His Is A Slam-Dunk Score!

Lies Are His Stock And Trade!
Delusions Are A Perk!
Destruction 
Is 
His First Work
AND
Damnation To The Masses
Causes His Stone Heart
With Oiled Fluidity
To Twerk!

Do Not Believe The Word Of
That Prince Of The Power Of The Air
That Flying Lying Dragon!
Believe In The Lord Christ Who
- For Our Sin -
Suffered, Bled And Died!

We Must, With Vigor ... 

Doubt The Serpent Who To Eve Did Lie
AND
Lift Up The Lord Jesus!
When You Do
- In The Fullness Of Time
In The Glory-Bound Train -
You Shall
- With All The Redeemed Of All The Ages -
To The Glorious City Of Almighty God
- By Appointment -
Soon Fly!

If
Almighty God Says "It!"
Believe It
AND
"Kiss"
Satan
Self
Death And Damnation
Soyanara!
Arrivederci!
Hasta La Vista!
Uh Gone!
Bye Bye!

Bottom Line ...

Truth In The Inward Parts
Is
The Blessing From Almighty God
BUT
Lying Sensations
Over Things Naughtily-Done
In The Dark
All Come Compliments Of Sin
AND
The Benighted Fraud
That One Who Desires Our Holy Worship
As If He Is, Indeed, The Eternal God!

Do Not Follow The Multitude
To Indulge In Evil
AND
Do Not Indulge In Intemperance
As If It Is A Convenience!



Sunday, May 21, 2017

WHAT ARE YOU EATING: WHAT'S EATING YOU?!





I Had A Little Taste Bud
Which Knew
That Little - With God In It -
Brought The Soul To The Land Of
Contentment!

My Lil' Taste Bud Was Quite Happy
Until The Day He Met Wide Eyes
And From Then
My Lil' Taste Bud Thought Contentment
Was Just Lack Of Enough
Being Self-Satisfying
Through No-Further-Prospect's
Eyes!

I Couldn't Convince Him!
He Would Not Be Pacified 
So
I Gave Him Free Reign
AND THEN
Woe!
Lord Have Mercy!
Lil' Taste Bud
Was Suffering From
Over-Indulgence
AND
Cast Resist Temptation
AND
Get More
Butterflies!

But, Then

One Fateful Day
I Met
Resist The Devil!
Take What You Want!
AND
Pay For It
AND
The Scales Fell From My Eyes
AND
I Knew - Without A Single Doubt -
That Obese Lil' Taste Bud Big
Was Going On "The Diet!"
No Matter How Much He Wailed 
AND
Cried!
He Was Getting A Fig Dried!

Take What You Want!
AND
Pay For It!
Indulged In The Pleasure Principle
AND
They Did Not Give A Flying Fat Farm
If You Ended Up In The Hospital
... Or Dead!

These Awful, Awful Creatures
Practiced Not What They Preached
For
Present Death Was Not Yet Their's To Hold
For
They Worked For That
Undead, Dying, Murdering
Lying, Infelicitous Creep Satan
Who Was
The God Of The Earth
But Was A
The God-Of-All Wannabe!
Only God - Not Appetite - Could Kill Them!

I Listened Well
To Their Contrived Stories
Of Feelings
AND
Tastes
- Vile And Glorious -
Until They  Lauded Chocolate Cockroach
(I Started Changing Skin Color)
BUT
When They Spoke Of
Eating Hu-Man
I Threw Up
AND
Looked Up
AND
Called Out Loudly
For The Holy Son Of Man!

Lord Jesus,
Please Save Me
From Outrageous
Raging Appetite!
Make My Appetite Tight
For
It Is Now Slack
And
Satan And His Minions
Are Riding Herd On
My Poor Breaking Back!
My Stomach Hurts!
Help Me Win This Unequal Fight!


Close Your Eyes!
Say Your Grace!
And
Back Away From The Plate!
Little With Contentment
Is Great Gain
But
Greed Is A Wide Open Gate!

Eat For Strength
And
Not For Drunkenness
And
By Grace
Know When Enough Is Enough
And
Stop Letting Your Eyes
Fill Your Plate
For
Your Bad Habits
Did Your Eyes Habituate!


I Understood
AND
I Did
From That Great Plate
Walk Away
For
It Was Filled To Overflowing
AND
Had Not A Fruit
A Vegetable
Not Even A Sweet Date!

I Thought Of Eve!
I Thought On The Garden Of Eden!
All The Fruit In The Garden Was Good For The Eating
BUT
The Fruit Of The Tree Of Good And Evil Was Not!

I Thought On The Tempter
Vile Creature He
Who Stills Tempts
AND
Torments
Trying Valiantly
To Create Many And More Eve's!

I Thought On The Savior!
I Thought On The Cross!
I Thought Of The Bruise On Christ's Heel
AND
I Rejoiced In The Knowledge That
Jesus Christ Crushed Satan's Covetous Head
AND
I Repented Of The Evil
AND
Praying
Went To
- For A First Time In A Long Time -
A Contented In Christ Soul's Bed!

We Are What We Eat!
We Become Like Where We Choose To Sleep!
We Fill A Half-Pound Stomach
With
Two Gallons Three Four
Full Of Food
Unnourishing
Unsavory
Indigestible
And Still Ask
When's The Next Meal?!
When Are We Going To Eat?!

Lil' Pidgeon's Got Wide Ear Holes!
So
Be The Pidgeon
AND
Hear What Your Real Stomach Says
AND
You Will Not
Over The Porcelain Goddess
Have To Preach A Sermon
AND
Then Have To Beseech The Living God
To Take Your Rebuke Away!

Some Live For Clothes!
Some Live For Food!
Some Live For Sex
Lies
AND
Unsavory Ties
AND
Some Live For Love Of Other
Than He Who For Us Died
On The Cross!
Check Your Self
So That You Don't
- By Self-Indulgence -
Suffer
The Eternal Loss!




Saturday, February 4, 2017

VESPERS AT THE END OF THE SABBATH: JESUS CHRIST: The Electrician




I Was Walking In Darkness!
My House Was Shuttered! - No Light!
My Windows Were Darkened!
I Couldn't See The Way!
And I Needed An Electrician
One Who Would Accept No Pay!

My Eyes Were My Windows!
My House Was My Soul!
Spiritual Was My Darkness
And I Needed The Light Of Life
To Enter Into My Soul!

I Opened The Book Of Helps
And
I Found And Dialled The Registered Number -
PRAYER
And
Before The Number Could Ring
I Heard A Voice Answer:

Holy Spirit Line
Jesus Christ Speaking!

Jesus?

I AM!

Would You Help Me, Please?!
I Need Light!
I Am Walking In Darkness!
Satan Is Running After Me
About Ready To Completely Catch Me!
He Keeps Asking:

Hath God Said?!

And, I ...
I Am Tongue-Tied!
I Have Been Tardy Studying The Scriptures
So I Can't Distinguish God's Truth
From His Devilish Lies!

Child,
Why Are You Tardy?

Lord,
I Must Tell You The Truth!
I Am Busy
Doing Busy Work
Running Around Doing A Lot Of
Church Committee Work!
I Am On A Committee
To Set Up A Committee
And A Committee To Regulate Committees
And The Large Committee To Select The Small Committee
And Then
I Have Housework
School Work
Work Work
And Other Church Work
And Then
I Am So Tired
I Can Barely See My Bible To Read
And I Have Even Been Neglecting Prayers
Too Tired To Even Get Down On My Knees
And
If I Do Get On My Knees
I Fall Asleep Saying My Prayers
My Mind Is Wandering On A Tangent
And
I Don't Even Remember Changing Gears!
I Am Troubled In My Spirit!
My Soul, Lord, Is Distressed!
I Need You To Fix Me
For
I Am Suffering From Intemperance
By Church Work And Work Work Excess!

Child,
What Is My Charge To You?

Seek Ye First
The Kingdom Of God ...!

And, Then?

Go Ye Into All The World ...!

Beloved,
Do You Love Me?

Lord, You Know Everything!
You Know That I Do Love You!
I Keep All The Commandments
And
I Do Good
And
I Walk Right
But ...!

Your Spiritual Life Is Bankrupt
And
Satan Is Winning In The Fight!

Yes, Lord!
That Is It!
Please, Tell Me What To Do
For
I Am Willing To Listen
And
Do
What You Ask Me Too!

When You Are Spiritually Tired
Are You Sober?
Are You Vigilant?
Can You Fight Your Adversary
Who Has No Need
For Human Rest And Lunch?

You Must Make The Reading Of Scriptures
A Part Of Your Necessary Bread
And
You Must Make Your Prayers As The Water You Drink
Without Which
You Would Soon Be Dead!

Knowing That I Am Just A Prayer Away
And
Never Calling My Name
Is Just The Same As Calling Me
By Dialling A Wrong Number In Vain!

It Is Not That
Every Time
You Want To Talk With Me
That You Can On Your Knees Pray
Commune With Me
In The Silence Of Your Mind
And Know
That I
Who Created You
Is The Only One Who Can Read Your Mind!

Share Your Sorrows
Your Joys
Your Tears
Your Fears
Your Concerns
Your Desires
Your Trials
Your Burdens
Share Your Life With Me!
I Care!
No Burden Is Too Heavy
No Need Is Too Small
No Sin Is Beyond Forgiveness
For I Forgive Who In Contriteness Of Heart
Repentant
On Me Humbly
Prayerfully
Calls!

I Have Begun A Good Work In You!
I Will Finish It
IF
You Permit Me Too!
I Will Walk With You
IF
You Let Me!
I Will Lead You
IF
You Set Aside Self
And Let Me Safely Guide You
Your Whole Life Through And Through!

I Go Where I Am Welcomed!
I Will Never In Your Life
Uninvited
Walk In!
I Knock At Your Door
If You Answer And Invite Me In
I Will Be Your Companion
Until This Life's Journey's End!

BUT ...
You Must Call Upon Me
AND
I Will Answer!
You Must Spend Time With Me
For
Friends Who Love Their Friends
Always Care And Share!

I Am The Lord!
I Am The Good Shepherd!
I Am The Friend That Sticketh Closer Than A Brother
AND
I Am The King Of Love
Who Has A Home Prepared
For All Who Will Walk In My Truth
Blessing The Brethren
The Poor
The Meek
With Kindly, Brotherly, Love!

I Am Your Savior
Your Redeemer
The Holy God
I Have Rewards Set Aside
For All Who Faithfully Follow Me
Casting Aside Satan
The Liar
The Tempter
The Deceiver
Who Wishes To Be God!

Trust Me - I Love You!
Follow Me - I Know What Is Best For You!
Worship And Obey Me
In Spirit And By Truth
And
In The Day Coming
You Will Be Changed
Made Immortal
And
With Me Live
In Eternal Youth!

Father,
Please Lead Me
Day By Day
Teach Me Your Own Holy Ways
And
Help Me To Do What You Say!
I Love You, Lord!
I Worship You!
Please Lift Me Up
So That I May Lift You Up, Too!
I Desire With My Whole Heart
To Follow After You!

Welcome Home, Child!

My Lights Were Turned On!
I Can Now Clearly See!
I Can See Truth!
I Can Recognize Devilish Lies
AND
In The Name Of Jesus
By Prayers And Reading God's Truth
Satan Can No Longer
With His Dark Sayings
My Mind Tantalize!

Some Days Are Easier Than Others
Some Days Are Harder Than Most
BUT
In The Name Of Jesus Christ
Under The Agency Of The Holy Ghost
I Am Striving By God's Grace For Zion
Where Jesus Christ Will Be My Forever Host!