Showing posts with label Preaching Smooth Things. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Preaching Smooth Things. Show all posts

Friday, October 5, 2018

HAPPY SABBATH + Another Gospel!?!





Brother, I Feel Very Sorry For You
Because 
You Have Got Your Theology Quite Wrong!

What On Earth Do You Mean!?!
I Know My Bible Intimately!

Is That So!?!

Yes, It Is!
I Am A Paid-Up Sanctified
Trusting-The-Lord-Christ-For-Salvation Christian
And I Know That I Will Walk This Cruel World
Free, Free, Free Of Stress!
I Am Too Blessed To Be Stressed!
Sorrow, Want, Problems, Trials And Tests
Are Not For Somebody Like Me!

My Word!
You Are Really Walking Under A Gross Delusion!

Is That So!?!

Yes, It Is!
Jesus Christ, Himself, Said:



Sooo ...!?!

Don't You Understand What The Lord Meant
When He Said:


In The World Ye Shall Have Tribulations!?!

I Sure Enough Do!
He Said: "In The World!"
I Walk And Live In The Lord
So That Does Not Apply To Me!

Merciful Powers!

No Disrespect Intended
But
Are You Insane!?!

How, Then, Do You Account For:





That Statement Was For That Time!
It Does Not Apply To The Age In Which We Live!

Dear Lord And Father Of Mankind
Please, I Beseech You
Forgive Us Of Our Very Foolish
And
Highminded Ways!
Where Are You Getting This Illogic From, Pray Tell!?!

I Study With Pastor The Honorable Brudda Fuzzy!
The Insights That He Offers Are Absolutely Amazing
And I Have Never Been More Excited By The Bible 
Than Since I Started Studying With Him!

Itching Ears ...!

... And Smooth Things!

What Did Youse Say!?!

We Said That You Have Itching Ears
And
Your Pastor The Honorable Brudda Fuzzy
Is Teaching You Smooth Things!

Do You Really Believe That
When Jesus Christ Said:



That He Meant That Your Life Was Going To Be
Free And Easy
All Peaches And Cream
And Cream Puff Pastry!?!

When Jesus Christ Bore His Cross
It Was Burdensome, Cruel, Punishing
And
The Christ-Follower
Living The Christian's Life 
Will Not
Cannot Live Right 
And 
Be Without Trials And Tribulations
And, Furthermore
If That Christian's Life Is Free Of Trials And Tribulations
It Is Because That Person 
Is 
A Compromised Christian!

Watch Your Mouth, Brother!
I Am Not A Compromised Christian!
I Love The Lord And ...!

...  You Are Following Another Jesus
And
Believing Another Gospel!

Bite Your Tongue!

Brethren, 
That Other Gospel Being Taught
And
That Other Jesus Being Preached
Are Bold Tricks Of The Adversary, Satan, Himself
To Encourage What Amounts To Apostasy
And
Lying Against The Holy Spirit!

We Cannot As Christians
Cast Truth Down In The Street
So That We Can Live According To Self
Always Learning
And 
Never Coming To The Conclusion Of The Whole Matter!! 

We Cannot Be Friends, Brethren And Followers Of The Lord Christ
Saying We Walk Under The Righteous Banner Of The Almighty God
And
Honestly Believe That We Will Have The Easy Life!

Jesus Christ Suffered On This Planet
And
All Who Choose To Live For And Be As He Is
Will Suffer Persecution 
Deprivation 
Cruel Mocking
Trial And Tribulations 
And
For Some The Loss Of Freedom
And
For Some Others
Even Loss Of Life!

Remember, 
The Word Of God Says
- Via The Apostle James -
He Who Is Friends With The World
Is
The Enemy Of God! 

You Are A Liar! 
Jesus Is The Word Of God
And Jesus Never Said That! 
You're Saying That Because You Are Envious
Because I Live A Life Of Privilege
And Obvious Ease! 
You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself! 

Are You Quite Finished!?! 

Yes, I Am!

Good!
Now Sit Yourself Down
Keep Your Mouth Closed For A Few Minutes
And
Listen Carefully:





Truth
Is 
Always Hard To Swallow
When You've Accustomed  Yourself To Swallowing Lies
And
Exercising Faith 
Is 
An Ill-fitting Pair Of Shoes To Walk In
When Doubt Is All For Which Your Heart Cries!

Never, Even For A Moment, Allow Yourself 
To Become Familiar With The Counterfeit
To Learn What The True Is Like
For
You Will Go Astray
And
You Will Meet The Devil In The Way
And
It Is Assured
At The End Of It All That 
For Your Own Sin
You Will Dearly Have To Pay!

The Law Of The Lord
Is
The Truth
A Belt
A Shield
A Sure Foundation
And
A Sword
Perfect For All Battles
When You Walk Faithfully With The Lord! 

Absent Truth
You Are A Target
Free Food And Obvious Prey
For He Who Steals
And
Destroys
And
You Who Desire A Life Of Supposed Ease
In This Vale Of Tears
Are Giving Lying Murdering Satan
Much ... About Which To Cheer!

Lust Of The Flesh
Lust Of The Eye
And
The Pride Of This Life
Make A Large And Useless Anchor
For Your Small Ship Called Life
Which Is Into The Enemy Port
Blindly Sailing Along!

As It Stands Right Now
You Are Operating With Your Moral Compass Broken!
On Your Own
- Once Lowered - 
Your Anchor You Cannot Weigh
And
If You Have Ignored Truth's Constant Warnings
You're Going To Have A Waking Nightmare
And
You Will Soon Be Crying Out In Fear!

I Beseech You, Brethren
Study Plain Truth To Recognize Color-Shaded Lie
And
You Shall Then Be Able
The Father Of Lies
With A "Thus Saith The Lord ...!"
Energetically
To Deny!
To Defy!

I Leave You With This Caution ...

Champagne Wishes And Caviar Dreams
Are Not The Things
After Which The Christian Should Seek!

Our Short Time Here On Earth
Is
A Time Of Refinement
A School In Which The Ways Of The Living God Are Taught
A Place Where Self Is Conquered
The Realm Where The Battle Called
Working Out Our Own Soul's Salvation
With Holy Fear And Trembling
Is
Daily
Moment By Moment
- With Jesus Christ At The Wheel -
With Real Conviction Fought!

Stop Listening To The Liar
And
Start Listening Closely
To The Lord Jesus Our Holy God
Via The Holy Spirit Of Truth
And
By So Doing
Give Short Shrift To Old Satan
The Known And Consummate Wily Fraud! 

I'm Sorry!
Please Accept My Apology!


Apology Accepted!

Thank You!
I Can't Do It Now
But Can We Talk About The Real Bible Truths Again, Soon!?!

Anytime You Wish, Brother!
Anytime!




Sunday, September 3, 2017

GROSS EFFECT: Effet?!

Church Was Dandy!
The Preaching Was
Smooth-Things Candy
AND
Everybody
AND
His Brethren
Desired A Taste
AND
As You'd Expect
Sugary Truths Had An Effect
AND
Effet
Took Over
The Whole Juiced-Up Place!

I Don't Know Nobody
In Our Congregation Named Effet!

Me Neither!

I Know Every Single Solitary Person
In This Church
And There Is No One Called Effet Here
So You Are A Bla... Common Liar!

Keep Your Shirt On!
No Need To Get Aggressive!

I Have To Get Aggressive
Becausen You Say
That Some No-One-Knows-Them Person 
Has Taken Over
My ... Our ... Church!
The Nerve Of Some People!

Testy! Testy!

Any Whooo ...

Macey ... What Are You Talking About?!

Sunday-Gone Week ...

... Effet Is Not A Person Person!
Effet Is A Personal Spirit
AND
I Saw
I See With My Own Two Burning Eyes
AND
Have Experienced In My Own Still-Tingling Skin
The Net Effect
Of Bold Effet!

Cut To The Chase, Mace!

Yeahhh!
Kill The Cloak And Dagger Stuff
And Get To The Point
Without All The Fluffy Stuff!

Very Well ... .
Greed For Gain
Be It In Power Or Position
Has Been
Is 
Hijacking This Congregation!

Look At The Current Motions:

Envy By Yvette
Fault-Finding By Friendly Fran
AND
Evil Thoughts Expressed By Every One
On Each Other's Motives!

Effet Is Effective
Because
Its Inputs Appear Obscure
BUT
In Accumulation
Effet's Effects Explode!
Of That ... I Am Sure!

Love One Another!
Love As I Have Loved You!
Is What The Master Said!

In Love
Hope Is Never Dead
BUT
Effet Brings Hopelessness
For
It Is The Spirit
Of The Spiritually Dead
AND
It Comes Of The Adversary
The Accuser Of The Brethren
Who
Our Fall From Grace Lead!

I Knew It!
I Knew It!
I KNEW IT!

What Did YOU Know?!

... And If You Knew What You Knew
Why Did You Not Say That You Knew?!

I Knew Something
That Should Have Been Right
Was Seriously Going Wrong
But
I Could Not Put My Finger On It
- It Was An Undercurrent -
So I Was Going Along
To Get Along!

Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!
Going Along To Get Along
IS
The Sure-Fire Recipe
For Assured Disaster
AND
In The Church Of The First Born
The Church Of The Risen Christ
THAT
Should Never Be
For
Christ's Righteousness Ones
Do Not Put On Sin-Patching Plaster!

Envy Is Of The Devil!
Fault-finding Is Devilish, Too!
Evil Thoughts Are, Too, Devilish
AND
Should Never Be Characteristics
Found
In Those Of The Heaven-Bound Crew!

Effet Was Found In Heaven
In Proximity
To The Eternal God's Throne
AND
God Did Not Tolerate It
AND
Its Progenitor
No Longer Had A Heavenly Home!

Effet Was In Eden's Garden
Effet Was In The Promised Land-Bound Throng!
Effet Was In David's Kingdom!
AND
Effet Is In Effect
Right Here
In Our Congregation
In Our Very Own Home-Town!

Brethren, I Am Pleading!
Let's Put This Idolatry Away!
Let's Return To The Faith
The Plain Faith Of The Fathers!
Let's Stop Cherishing
AND
Put
Envy
Fault-Finding And Having
Evil Thoughts
About Another's Motives
From Us
Far, Far, Away!

Let's Judge Righteous Judgments
For
Undercurrents Of Evil
Cause Good People
From The Right Paths Of
The Holy God
To Vainly Stray Away
AND
As Can Be Seen
Through The Stream Of Time
Bitter Is The Stew That We Boil
When Effet Is The Meat
That Our Gross Vanity
- By Devilish Inspiration -
Buys!

Effet Is The Currency Of The Accursed!
Brotherly Love Is The Coin Of
The Kingdom Of Love!
Look To See
Seek To Feel
Get To Know
AND
To Avidly Spread
The Good Of The God-Blessed Difference
AND
Let God's Grace
Working In You
Be Daily Revealed!

Now Is Not The Time
For Candy-Induced Sleep!

Lord, Help Us!

It Is Time To Awaken From Drugged Sleep!

We Still Have A Job Of Work
For The Living Kingdom To Do!

Indeed!

Amen!