Showing posts with label Proverbs 20:19. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Proverbs 20:19. Show all posts

Sunday, October 29, 2017

The Ninth Symphony: A "GOOD" GOSSIP!

Muuuuusic!

Cue Basso Profundo ...

Cheap Talk
Slave To Our Words
AND
Rabid Gossip
Do Not Like
Master Of Our Mouths
AND
They Are On All Points ... Opposed!

Cheap Talk
AND
Rabid Gossip
Like Something For Nothing
AND
Take Pleasure In Picking Up
Bring A Bone
AND
Carry A Bone
Whenever
Wherever
However
Fate And Life
- And A Free Meal - 
Generously Make It Possible!

Cue Chorus ...

Slave To Our Words
Is
How Shall I Say It ...
SpEcIaL!
Really, Really
 SpEcIaL!

Cue Mezzo-Soprano ...

Slave To Our Words Is 
Androgynous
AND
Bats Left
AND  Bowls Right
AND
Was, Is, Well
An All-Rounder
In The Gossip Game
AND
Always Has 
"The Excuse!"
For Why What 
Was Said
When Who Was Where
With If But And And Annie!

In His Her Their Presence
Things Get Iffy Real Fast!

Words, Words, Words

Come Out Fast!
Faaaaast!  Real Fast ...!

A Lone Violin
Pretentiously Crying, Plays
As The Villain Of The Piece Says:
"Wellllll, I Heard Yesterday

That Tomorrow Was Looking To The Future
But He Had Connected With The Past
And Is Living Today
With Them Old New Peoples From Over Yonder
Out There
Whooooo
Everybody Done Know
Aint 'Bout Nobody Don't Care
But Is Having An Affair With Brown Bear
Who Does Care For That Moojin Pear!
Don't Tell Nobody What I Say -
Keep It Pun De Down Low, Yuh Hear!"

Cue Tenor ...

His Famous Last Word Is Always ...!

Cue The Villain Of The Piece ...! 
"But, I Didn't Mean Nothing By It!

I Just Repeated What I Heard!
Don't Shoot The Messenger!
I Ain't Get Paid For This Pretty Piece O' Free Work!"

Cue The Aussie Narrator ...!

Brethren,
Gossip Is A Real Jerk
Who Enjoys Performing A Good Twerk
AND
If You Are Not Careful
When Gossip Is Finally Finished
His Work On You
Will Make You Go Berserk!

Let The Trumpets Sound ...! 

Gossip
Does Not Provide
 Praise-Worthy Perks!
Gossiping Is Sin! 
It Does Not Edify! 
It Starts With A:

"Did You Hear?!"

And
Ends Up Telling Lies
Which Breaks
The 9th Commandment!
It's The Truth - Don't Sigh!
Do Not On Your Conscience Lie! 

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Let The False-Oath-Taker
With Contrition
Cry!

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Gossips Will Not Enter Heaven!
On This Truth You May Rely!


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Tuesday, January 10, 2017

The Grace Of God Is Shed Abroad!

Written In Bajan Dialect.





Bertha And Gervase
U-sed To Be
The Best Li'k Mout's 'Bout Town
BUT
A Cuppola
Three 'Ears Bac' Dey
Dem Boaf Did Get Demselves Sum Jesus
AND
I Tell You
Deed Faith
Dem Is Dun Part Wid De Goat!

Truf Be Tol'
Dem Is Real Down Tuh De Earth Peo'les
Jest Like Me!
De Engleish Ent Always All De Way Out Dey
En Dey Does Be Kinda Blunt
But
Yuh Hav-es To Onnerstand
Dat De Same Dedicayshun
Dat Dem Did Had
Tuh Spreddink Hot Gossap
Dem Is Turn Dah Ovah
To Spreddink De Gud Werd!

Yesterday Week
Dem Chu'ch Did Havin'
Op'n Air Meetin'
En Sista Bertha
Gih De Mishun Talk!

Believe You Me!
She Talk Plain Plain!

You Should Lissen Tuh De Tape:

...... . .

Peoples,
Big Eye Doan Full Boney Man Belly!
BUT
Big Mout' Does Cut Thin Man Throat!
Stray Cat Does Thief Food Offa Expose' Table
AND
Wild Dog Does Pup
Wherever He Put He Pooch
Even Ef Um Is Nex' Tuh A Goat!

Sin Always Holing Out Uh Armbrella!
Vice Always Wear-rink Pretty-Smellin' Parfum!
Licorishness Always Got
Two Big Able Eyes Scannin' Frum Hay 
Tuh De Moon
AND
That One That Dem Does Name
Everybody Friend
'e Does Walk 'Bout Neff
AND
For A Free Meal
Does Mek Truf Outta Bare-Bac' Lies
AND
He Doan Ca'e Ef En It
Gine Kill Some Body Dead Dead!
Dem Kinda T'ings Does Mek People Cry!

Looka Hay ... See Sin Wid Dem Peepers
Yuh Does Call Yuh Eyes
BUT
Don't Touch
For
If Yuh Get Kick In Your Smalls
Yuh Give Fetch Up Yuh Guts!
If You Run'roun'
You Are Sure To Come'roun'
AND
Ef Yuh Roll Like Rock
Nuh Moss Pun You
Ain't Nevvah Gine Be Found!

Trust In God Ain't Dead
For Bad Pay Can't Kill It!
De Grace Uh God Shed Abroad
Fuh Whoever Wanna Tek It!
Faith In Christ
Comes Not From Imbibing Dat Babylonian Wine
AND
De Almighty God Still 'pon 'e Throne
AND
'e Still
Gloriously Divine!

Truth Is Truth
AND
Lie Is Lie
AND
Liard Satan Shop
Gine Soon Get Shut Down
AND
He Gine Eternally Die!
Thanka Jesus!

The Faithful Will Fly!
The Disgraceful Will Die!
AND
All Uh Dem False Prophets
Hirelings Shepherds
AntiChrists's
De Big Dragon - Uh Mean Satan 'eself
AND
All Uh He Dragon Buddies
AND
De False Oat' Tekkers
En All De Disgraces
Will En No Way
Nevermore
Ever A-Gain
Be A Blight On The Butt Of Human Kind
Mekkin Men Dou't
Dat Dey Is Got Any Sense Or Sanity!
There Will Be Nothing A-Gain
To Cause Me En You Enny Offense!

Please Tek Muh At Muh Word!
Tek De Comfort Of The Holy Spirit!
Trust The Battle Skills Of The Angel Guard
Hold Fast The Love Of God In Jesus Christ
AND
Mek Sure - Doan Be Cock Sure
Dat Yuh Lot Pun We Sweet Jesus
Yuh Dun Cas'
Ef Yuh Wanna Cross
To Dat Dear Shore
En De Day
When Nummo Sheddoes Cahn Pas'!

Hol' Fas' Pun Jesus Faif, Yuh Hear!
God Will Bless Yuh Sempshus!

There Was A Loud "AMEN!"

It Was Beautiful!



Let No Perceived Lack
Stop You 
From Speaking The Truth
Of
The Gospel Of God's Everlasting Love!