Showing posts with label Psalm 103:1-5. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Psalm 103:1-5. Show all posts

Monday, March 2, 2020

True Friend ... With Real Benefits!

I Have A Friend And The Benefits Are To Die For! 

Are You Out Of Your Tiny Mind!?! 

Oh, Yes, I Am And I'm Loving It! 

Somebody Call 911!
Gracilla Done Gone And Lost Her Mind! 

Oh, No, She Hasn't! 
She Has Made The Best Decision Ever ...!

... You've Lost Your Mind, Too! 

You'd Do Well To Lose Yours And Join Us! 

Excuse Me!?! 
Why Would I Join You Heathens In Committing Known Sin!?! 

You Would Join Us, Too, If You Know Who The Friend Is! 

I Sincerely Doubt That
And I Rebuke You All In Jesus Christ's Holy Name! 

Wait, I Thought She Said, I Distinctly Heard Her Say That
She Doesn't Want Any Friend With Benefits
So Why Is She Calling His Name!?! 

What Are You Talking About!?! 

Dear Chantelle ...! 

... Call Her CINO Aka Christian In Name Only!

She's Not Going To Like That At All! 

Life's Hard! 
She'll Get Over It ... Eventually! 

If She Doesn't, She'll Never Get Over The Separating Line! 

Since You Put It Like That ...!
Dear CINO, 
We Are Talking About You
Who Claim The Name Of Jesus Christ
But
You Eat Your Own Bread
And
You Wear Your Own Clothing!
You, Dear Heart, Are Depriving Yourself Of
The Rich And Royal Benefits That
He Has And Gives Freely
To Us To Whom He Is The One True Friend! 

Oh, Dear Lord!
I Think I Need To Sit Down! 

Sweet Girl, You Are Sitting Down! 
What You Need To Do Is Stand Up
And
Humbly Claim Your Relationship
With The True Friend ... Jesus Christ The Lord
With Real Benefits ... Which Lead To The Heavenly Reward! 

I, I, I ...! 

... Close Your Mouth! 
You Look Like A Guppy! 

Yeah! 
Close Your Mouth And Open Your Heart
And Feel The Love! 




For All The Days When You Think That No One Loves You
And 
No Cares For Your Personal Well-Being
Remember That There Is God The Savior
Jesus Christ The Lord
Who Knows Your Name
And 
Personally ... With Mercy Because Of Love
Provides For You
And 
You Don't Even Have To Beg! 

Urgently Call On Him!
Eagerly Share Your Heart!
Lovingly Touch The Holy Hand Of Help
And 
Peacefully Rest Under His Sheltering Wings 
Where It Is Always Safe To Abide! 
Waiting For You, Beloved
Is 
The Open Treasury Filled With Innumerable Blessings 
Of Which Forgiveness ... That Ever Heals
Is 
Foremost! 

Jesus Christ ... The One True Friend
The Divine Friend
Who Provides Innumerable Blessings And Bounties
And
Benefits Which Always Include Our Daily Bread
Sacrificially Loves You And Me: 
Touch The Holy God Gracious Who Is Near And Dear
And 
Know His Perfect Peace!
He Forever Lives And ... He Unstintingly Gives!


Come To Jesus Christ
Because
He Loves You
And
Gives The Best Blessings And Benefits
And Then
Stay In The Relationship
Because
You Realize That You, Indeed
Eagerly Return His Love
And
Would Stay With Him Forever
Even If He Gave You Nothing More!



Sunday, December 13, 2015

TRUTH FOR TODAY: "They" Say That God IS GRIM!!




I know that you are trying to teach me about The Love of God but, ooh mama, 
Your God IS Grim! Grim, I tell you! GRIM!


Amen!


Amen!?!


Yup!


Are You Mad!?!


Nope!


But, but, I just told You That That God YOU Believe in IS Grim!!


Uh huh!


Grrrrr!!


I'm Sorry!
I could not Resist!
It's a Longstanding Joke among Believers,  and I Forgot Myself for a Moment!


Okay! Okay! So what is "The Joke?"


Heather!?!


Yes,  Frannie?!


Can you tell our dear Tina, here, where in The King James Bible it says that Our Almighty God is Grim?!


Sure!  That is easy!
Psalm 116 Verse 5! Shall I recite it as well?!


Please do!!

"Gracious is the Lord, and righteous; 
yea, our God is merciful."

Okayyyy ...?!?
I think ...
I don't get it!


One More time,  Ms.  Heather!


"Gracious is the Lord, and righteous; 
yea, our God is merciful."


Come on! Be serious!
That text does not say one earthless thing about God Being GgrriiMMM!! ....
Waait! 
Waaiiit!
Wait a cotton-picking Minute!!

Graci ...
Right ...
Merc ...

Gracious!
Righteous!
Merciful!

G R M
GRIM!
GOD IS GRIM!

God IS Gracious!
God IS Righteous!
God IS Merciful!

God IS GR-M!

I got it! 
I got it!! 
I REALLY get it!


Yes!
Yes!
You've got it!


Alright, then!


Hmmm ...?


Sooo ...


The God "WE" Believe in IS The Almighty God AND ...


ALL TOGETHER NOW ...


"He IS Gracious, Righteous and Merciful!"


Do not ever Forget it, and do not Permit Anyone to Teach you Otherwise!!


Witness!


AMEN!!





Saturday, September 19, 2015

VESPERS AT THE END OF THE SABBATH: Reacting To Life! + Prayer











"How do you stand it!?!"

"Why are you so calm!?!"


"I've paid a heavy price for My Faith but
You know what? Jesus is now running My Show!
You see, I made up My Mind
For He said that He Is Divine, so
I Decided to Trust Him, and
Now My Worry is in Decline!
What about y'all?'


"Knee! - I Pray"

"Jerk! - I React!"


"Knee-Jerk! I Pray AND React!"



"Wow! I know whatcha mean!
Been There!
Done That!
Misery was My Companion and
I was ready for the Tin-foil Hat!"



Sitting out there upon "The Shelf" Is 
The Problem with Christian-By-Self:


#CallingOnJesus!
Depending on Self!
Reacting to The World!
Destroying Soul Health!


Trust Jesus! - Jesus is The Shepherd!
Lean On The Spirit! - The Spirit is for Help in Prayer!
Read The Holy Bible! - It's The Captain's Word!
Depend on Him! - Our God Truly Provides Care!


********
Father, I know what I was without You
A sinner without You who anything would do
But, You met Me in The Way
You said: "Child, There you cannot stay!"
And I from that world walked away!
I do not brag but
I thank You, Lord, for casting that Bag Full of My Sin
Into Your Forgetfulness Sea -
You promised it shall not to Your Memory return and
You promised You will not me spurn
So, please, keep Teaching this Child, Lord
For I need Your Lessons for Gaining Eternal Life to daily learn.
AMEN








BENEDICTION:

May Your Rest Be Sweet
May Your Peace Be Complete
May Your Spirit Soar
As Jesus Knocks at Your Trembling Heart's Door
May Your Night Be As Bright As The Noon-day Light
And May You Awaken To The Son's Sweet Light For 
Our God IS Nigh.
AMEN.