Lizard Tongue

I am tired of hearing the Gospel

Preached with The Lizard Tongue

For it tickles my ears with its message

That Jesus Christ won’t ever frown

At lies, deceits, fornication

Licentiousness, bacchanal

Vainglory, and doctrines of devils

And the putting of white pearls on a black sow! 

Pastor, take your cold tongue out my earhole

Preach the Word - undiluted - as it comes

Straight  - from the Word of The Father

No chaser - send it, send it right down!

If I want my ears to be tickled

I have q-tips in my medicine chest

I put some water on them for sensation

And have myself a tickle-fest!

God’s Holy Word is The Truth, and

It needs not polish, spin, color, nor excuse

Tell the people what The Lord God told you

Anything else - do me a favor, and

Give it a pass, please

Just refuse!

My soul - it will be thankful

My heart - it will be glad

The Father - He will commend you

And Satan, welllll ... he'll be right mad!

I can live with that!

Not Big Enough to Fight God

Not Big Enough to Fight God

The great religious teachers

Profess God's people to lead

To the Gates of Paradise

Problem is Perdition's the steed!

Each of these great teachers

Has a pulpit upon which s/he stands

The Word of God to deliver

Problem is it is all a great sham!

One teacher teaches self-actualization

One teacher teaches God's a man

One teacher teaches God is a woman

Problem is they don't teach God's plan!

Another teacher teaches prosperity gospel

Yet another teaches feel-good theology

Then a third teaches spiritualism

Problem is none of it is found in the Word!

Yet again, another teacher wants your scarce dollars

Yet again, another teaches planting seeds

Yet again, another teaches that you're a god, too

Problem is they're taking us all for fools!

These teachers think they have God on the defensive

These teachers even believe their words are holy writ

These teachers believe their dainties protect them

Problem is His vengeance is at the gate!

God is not a man – He can't be mocked!

God is not a tool – He can't be fooled!

Don't be foolish, teachers – He's the creator!

You're a creature – Get wise! You can't win!

Don't be foolish! Hear now! He can't lose!

You were made! He's the Maker!

You were made for His pleasure! He's in charge!

He sees all! He knows all! He's ever-present!

Give up the fight! Accept Him! He IS the Lord!

God's people, please listen, I beseech you

To the messages the Three Angels bring

Don't be deceived, or led astray: get the Book now!

No problem: heed the messages, and leave false teachers, please vow!