Charity Work Or Charity Show?!

Charity Fuheffect
AND
N. Jesus Name
Were
- Polar Opposites -
Doing The Same Work!

See A Need!
Fill A Need!
AND
Move On
Was Their Mission
AND
They Performed Admirably
BUT
With One Huuuge Difference!

The First Time It Happened
It Was Considered An Aberration!

The Second First Time The Difference Appeared
It Was Felt That It Was
A Call To Arms ... To Others
To Get Additional Help!

The Second Second Time It Happened
Which Was Really The Actual Third Time It Happened
Wha' Gine On-Dey
Open He Mout'
AND
Had Something To Say:

Cohr-rect Me ... Eef I Am Whrrong
BUHT

Is Not It Stipulated That
Works Of Charity
Be AUHN The Down Low?!
Eef So ... WHHY Then
Is Charity On Blast
On The Prime Time TV Show?!

Ahem! Ahem!

May I Offer You A Mint?!

No! No!
I Am Quite Fine!

Is There Something On Your Mind?!
Is There Something Which You Feel You Must Say?!

Sir,
No Disrespect Intended
BUT
Who Is Charity?!
Whom Did You "Hire!"
What Is Her Last Name?!
You Do Know That From The Bright Lights
She Will Not Retire?!

What Are You Getting At?!

Don't You Know?!

Know What?!

What, Pray Tell, Is Charity's Last Name?!

It Is Fuheffect!

Wrong! Wrong! Dead Wrong!

Light! Light! Give Me Light!

Charity's Last Name Is Not Fuheffect!
It Is For-Effect!

For Effect.
For Effect.
Charity FOR Effect!

Merciful Powers!

This Is Not Good!
We Are Are Not Pharisees!
We Do Not Do Works Of Charity
Just For Worldly Show!

This Does Not The Master Please!

Our Charity Is To Bless The Lord
By Blessing Those In Need!
We Do Not Ever Do This Work
Our Gluttonous Ego To Feed!

The Living God Is Our Paymaster!
He Sees All That We Do
He, Himself, Said:

Do Your Labor Of Love In Secret!
I Will Owe You
And
The Lord Who Sees All In Secret
Will Publicly Reward You!

Sir,
Charity For-Effect
Was Reprimanded Before
But
Bright Lights Camera Action
Are Things That Make That Heart Soar
For Approbation Of Man
Approval Of Like-Minded Men
Back Pats
And Good Words
Are What Make
Charity For-Effect's Head Bulge And Swell!

Well, It Will Also Make 'em See
Feel Hell!

Later That Day ...

Charity For-Effect
Was Summarily Terminated
AND
N. Jesus Name
Took Over Doing The Good Work!

All Is Peaceful Now ... For The Time Being!
The Work Is Progressing Apace
AND
In The Book Of God's Remembrance
Pages Are Filling
With Works Of Kindness
Charity
Blessing 

AND 

Comfort
For
N. Jesus Name
Honors The Holy God
For Whom He
- In Quietude -
Tirelessly Works!
There Are - For Him - Heavenly Perks!