The S.E.W. Club

It Was The Day Of The Grand Opening Of The S.E.W Club

And

All The Mekkers, Sewists, Seamstresses, Tailors

Botchers And Wannabe's
Pattern-Makers, Fashion Manipulators
The Curious 
And 
The Downright Creepy Who Attend Every Cat-Fight

Were Buzz, Buzz, Buzzing

And

Well Before The Scheduled Time
They Were All At The Entrance

Eagerly Awaiting The Red Door's Opening! 

Everybody Wanted To Be First Through That Door

Because

Based Upon The News From The Print
Social And Electronic Media

And

The Always Profitable 
Though Not Always Accurate  Word Of Mouth

About  The Popular Sewing Clubs In Other Places

A Free And Fancy Education

Plus A Big, Beautiful, Sewing Bible

A 24/7 On-Call Counsellor

Strong Influencers To Get You Where You Were Going

And

Personal, Private, Guaranteed Access 
To The Grand Designer, Himself

Were Perfect Perks Offered ... And Positively Available

To All Participants! 

Some Doubting Thomas In The Midst Of Those Gathered

Wanted To Know What Was The Catch!?! 

Why All The Freeness!?! 

And

What's In It For This So-Called Great Designer

That No One Has Ever Seen In Person

Nor For Whom Is There  A Memorialized Image 
On The Nosy Public Record!?! 

Well, Let Me Tell You Something! 

Marcelina Levi Jump In That 
Loose-Lipped Lackey's Skin Rough, Rough
- Her Words, Not Mine -

And

Called Him A Judas-Goat

And Other Things Unimaginable And Improbable

And Questioned His Origins 

And Told Him His Likely Destination

For Wanting To Deny Poor People

A Very Good And Costly 

Free And Freely Available Opportunity

To Better Themselves And Their Families

And 
Their Needy Communities! 

That Disabused Devil Soon Slunk Away

With His Non-Existent Tail Between His Legs! 

Anyway ...

While That Great Mass Of People Waited

You Could Hear Snippets Of The Various Conversations

One Of Which Was Repeated 
And 
Prominent For Its Call To Greed! 

Everybody Was Talking About All The Free Things 

Needles, Threads, Embellishments

Patterns, Expert Instruction

And

The Premium, Exclusive, One Of Its Kind
Private Label, Bespoke Garment 

That Is To Be Issued To Each Person ... Personally

Who Successfully Completed The Course! 

Well ... The Door Opened!

The People Rushed To Enter!

They Took Their Seats!

The Teacher Spoke
And

The Grabbits And The Gottits Got Up And Walked Out

When It Was Revealed That The S.E.W Club

Had Not One Single Solitary Thing To Do With Sewing

But

Was Everything To Do With

The Soul's Eternal Welfare! 

As Never-Idle Time Passed
The Rootless

The Groundless

The Easily Pricked

Fell Out Along The Way

And Soon

Only Those Expressing Genuine Need
Those Who Trusted The Teacher
Those Who Had Faith In The Process
Those Who Persevered Though Tired And Often Weak
Those Who Endured And Overcame All The Challenges
And
The Good Influencers Who Helped Them To Success
Remained At The End Of The Course! 

The Overcomers

Have An Engraved Pass

To Enter By Right

The Great Designers Glorious Home

When He Calls For Them

On The Day Of His Appointing! 

Food For Thought:

There Is No Other Name Among Men 
Whereby We May Be Saved 

Except For The Great And Wonderful Name Of Christ Jesus! 

We All ... Who Will To Be Truly Saved

Must Take The Plunge 

And 

Wash In The Blood Of Jesus 

If 

We Will Be Called Up To His Side In The Great Day 

And 

Ultimately Drink Of The Water Of The River Of Life 

And 

Eat From The Tree Of Life 

In The Presence Of Him 

Who Is The Lord 
And 
The Sure Light Of Life!

Only Jesus Christ Saves 

From Deadly Sin

From Deceitful Self

From Destructive Satan

And 

From Death And Damnation! 

The Hand Of Hope, Help And Healing 
Is 

Lovingly Extended To Us

The Offer Of Sure Salvation Is Available To Us

And 

The Still, Small, Voice Of The Sweet Spirit Of Truth 

Is 

Tenderly Calling Unto Us! 

Please Answer "Yes, Lord!" 

And 

Accept The Holy Hand! 

Peace In Paradise 
Is 
Guaranteed ... And Eternal!

Except We Are Connected To Christ Jesus 

We Are But Living Deads! 

Indeed ... And I Am Sure That You Know 
And 

Can See That Those Living Deads 

Are Aggressively Walking And Working Among Us

And 

Are Willfully, Maliciously
Leaving The Stench Of Their Vile Lives 

To Taint The Air 

And 

Poison The Minds Of People Everywhere!

They Are Even Willing To Kill
To Have Their Benighted Lusts Satisfied! 

Jesus Loves Us Unconditionally 

But 

He Will Never Accept Us Choosing Sin Over Salvation! 

We Who Are The True Believers
Have To Cut Up The Sin Charge Card 

And 

Close That Account Permanently

And 
Get ... As In Open ... The Master's Card Account 

Which Gives Us A Permanent Visa 

To The Eternal World Of Discovery! 

It's A Citizen's Express Card

And

No Past Sinner-Current Saint

Can Get Into The Eternal City Without It! 

Brethren, 

What's In Your Wallet Aka Your Heart!?! 

Will It Hold You Fast To Jesus Christ!?! 

Will It Help You To Stand Strong In The Holy Faith!?! 
Please Make Sure That You Know  ... For Sure
That Your's Is The Master's Card
Before You Bid This Dark World Good Night!

Pearl Gates And Personality Traits!?!

Did You See That Personality Test!?!

I Did ... And I Ignored It!

But, Why!?!

It Pegged My Personally In A Hurry!

It's Wrong!

What Do You Means It's Wrong!?!

Everybody Is A Part Of The Four Personality Traits!

It's Wrong!

Why Do You Keep Saying That It's Wrong!?!

Because It Is!

Come On!?!

You've Gotta Have A Better Answer Than That!

I Do!

Dear Beloved Friend Of Mine,
May I Please Encourage You
Out Of The Goodness Of Your Heart
To Spill Your Guts And Share The Beans!?!

Well, Since You Were So Polite, I Shall:

They Are Actually 12 Personality Traits In The King James!

You're Such A Liar!
I Thought You Had Something Good To Share!

I Do! I Do!
You're A Christian, Aren't You!?!

Well, Yes!
But Why Do You Ask The Question Like That!?!

Never Mind That!
Jacob-Israel Had 13, 14 Sons!

Wrong! He Only Had 12 Sons, And One Daughter, Dinah!

Wrong!
He Adopted Joseph's Two Sons As His Own Sons!

They Made Up The Two Half-Tribes Of
Ephraim And Manasseh!

Oops, I Forgot That!

When Jacob-Israel Was About To Die
He Gathered His Sons About Him
All 13, 14 Of Them
To Deliver The Blessing! 

Each Blessing Included A Personality Trait!

Oh, My!
I Forgot About That!

Please Try To Keep Up, Okay!?!

Ma'am, Yes, Ma'am!

After Christ Died
Denied And Violently Rejected By His Own People
And 

With The Formation Of The Church
And 

The Opening Of The Blessing To All Peoples Of The World
There Was No More Jew And Other!
No More Covenant-Only-Israel!
There Is Just The Israel Of God!

Apostle Paul Talks About That!

In The Book Of Revelation, Chapter 7
Is 

What Appears To Be A Very Strange Tribe Listing

And

Just So You Know
The Names Of The Tribes Are On The Pearl Gates Of Heaven!

What's So Exciting About That!?!
Gates Have Names! No Biggie!

Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

What Did I Do!?!
Why Are You Clicking At Me!?!

The God Of Heaven
Is
The God Of Order!

There Are 12 Gates!
12 Gates Equal 12 Entrances

And
There Is An Angel-Guard At Each Gate!
You Don't Just Pick A Gate That You Think You Will Like
Because
The Iridescence Of The Particular Pearl
Appeals To The Former Starving Artist In You
And
Just Jauntily Walk Through It!

The Name Of Gate
Represents A Son
Represents A Personality
Represents The Entrance That
The Over-Comer Of That Trait
Will Enter Into Heaven Through!

But, Wait!
I Just Remembered Something!

There Was A Pronouncement 

By Almighty God 

Against Ephraim, Wasn't There!?!

There Was And His Name Is Not Immortalized Or Memorialized
On Any Of The Entrance Gates Of Heaven!

Ephraim Chose Rank Idolatry 

Over Obedience To The Will Of God
So God Said:

Let Him Alone With His Idols!

No Idolater Will Enter Heaven!

Indeed!
Lucifer Got Kicked Out Of Heaven!

Wasn't There A Problem With Dan As Well!?!

Sure Enough Was!

He Was As A Snake In The Grass!

He Was A Back-Biter!

He Was Like The Heel-Biter ...!

... Satan Bit Jesus Christ's Heel!

Almighty God Doesn't Tolerate That Behavior
And
No One With That Personality Trait Shall Enter Heaven!

Wasn't King Saul A Danite!?!

He Was And He Saw Nothing Good In Any One!
Jealousy Motivated His Actions!

So I Can Take It That Dan's Name Is Also Excluded From
The Gates Of The City!

Right In One!

Something Is Not Adding Up Here:

12 Tribes
Two Half-Tribes Make One Whole Tribe
Two Sons Are Excluded
Joseph's Two Sons Got His Whole Portion

But One Half Is Now Excluded
So Where Or How Is The Short-Fall Corrected!?!

List The Names Of All The Sons:

Reuben
Simeon
Judah
Dan (Excluded)
Asher
Naphtali
Benjamin
Issachar
Ephraim (Half Tribe)(Excluded)
Manasseh (Half Tribe)
Zebulon
Levi
Gad
Joseph

Look At Who Originally Got Land Grants!
Look At Who Did Not Get A Land Grant!
Look At Who Gets A Named-Gate!
Remember Whose Inheritance Was Not Land
But 

The Priesthood!
Remember Who Was Snatched Away From His Father's Love!

I Got It! I Got It!
Levi And Joseph Make Up The Short-Fall!

I've Gotta Run

But 

When You Get A Chance

Take A Good Look At What Each Name

Is Interpreted To Mean!

You'll Be Amazed When The Meanings Are Read Together

In The Light Of The Revelation!

THE HOLY CITY: Bogus "Tickets" On Sale!

"... Going To The City
Every and Anybody Is Welcome ...
As Long As You Know "The Name!"

Whose Name!?!

His Name!
Do You Have Your Ticket?!

Sure Do!!
Actually I Have Two Tickets!

Two Tickets??!!??
Lord, Have Mercy!

No!
No!
I have One Marked
"Justice!" and One Marked 
"Grace!"

Which One Are You Going To Use?

I'll Just Travel Along For A While and See Which Tickets Others Are Using!

Oh,  Dear,  Oh,  Dear!
Not Good,  Not Good!

What Do You Mean?!

Didn't You Read The Commitment Letter?!

What Commitment Letter?!

The One That Enclosed The Tickets!

These Tickets Had No Letter Attached!

Impossible!!

Seriously!!
I Bought These Tickets From A Scalper On The Corner of Broadway &  Sweet-life!

Lord, Have Mercy!
Oh, Lord, Have Mercy!

Why Are You Saying That?!

Because The Tickets Are Free For All Who Will Accept Them
AND
They Are Available By Open Invitation
AND
Upon Request!

You're Kidding, Right?!?

No! No!
I Am Serious!

Look, I Had Some Extra Money and I Heard There Was A Big Exclusive Party at Kingdom Come Coming Up but That Tickets Were Scarce and Going at a Premium!

I Wanted In, So I Went To The Man With The Fast Van Who Can Get A Man ...  ANYTHING!!! ...  For The Right Price!!

I Really, Really, Wanted In!

I was Willing to Pay Top Dollar but It Cost Me Much More Than I Anticipated! Nevertheless, I Got The Goods!

Oh,  Dear,  Oh,  Dear!

What's Wrong With You?!

You Can't Go Into The City!

Why Not!?!?

What Is The Name of The City?

City Of Heve!

Sweet Jesus!!

What Is The Name Of The Prince Who Is Being Celebrated?

The Scalper Told Me To Use The Code Name Manny and That Will Open Doors!

Doors To Damnation!

Wait A Minute!
Why Did You Say That?

Did Van Man Tell You Of The Clothing Restrictions?

What Restrictions?!?

I Paid For My Ticket and I Will Wear What I Want!
It's Not As Though We Are Going To See The King,  You Know!

Oh, Dear,  Oh, Fear! 

Whaaat?!? 

Not Good! Not Good! 

Listen To Me, Please! 
You Still Have Time
Until The Day Of Appointment
To Meet The King Divine! 

What Are You Saying?! 

The "Party" You Wanted In On
Is Permanent!
All Identification Is Personally Checked In The Lamb's Book
You Must R.S.V.P.
YOU Must Commit To The Way for
THAT IS The Only Method
If You Don't Want to Personally Pay! 

Personally Pay For What?! 

I Personally Paid For My Own Ticket! 
I Personally Paid My Own Entrance Fee
Maybe Not On The Prescribed Channel
But That's How It's Done
By Trippers,  Rockers and Rollers Like Me! 

Not The Way!  
Not The Way! 
Therein Is Sin
AND
Gross Decay! 

Come On! 
It's Just A Party! 
You Get Your Mark
On Your Head or Your Hand, and
You Dance and You Drink
And See At The End Where You Land!! 

Partay,  Dude! 

No!  No! No! 
This One Won't Go
To The Over-comers Banquet 
After The Opening
Of The Twelve Gates
Won't Sit At The Welcome Table
Won't Get To Stroll Gold Street
Won't Drink Of Crystal Waters
From The River Of Life
Won't Glorious Angels Meet
From The Twelve-Fruit Tree Won't Eat
Won't See The Twelve-Jewel Building Foundation 
Won't The Saved Of All Earth Meet
Won't See The King Of Creation 
That King Melchizedek
Nor King Solomon 
King David
Elijah The Prophet
Jacob
Joshua
Nebuchadnezzar
Ezekiel
Moses
Definitely Won't Touch The King Of Love's Feet! 
Won't Get A Gold Harp
Nor A New Name
Won't Get The Saints Over-comers' Gold Crown
Won't Get To Be Made Immortal
Won't Get To Sing The Redemption Song 
Won't Get To See God As He Sees Us!!
Won't Get To Live In Heaven
ONE THOUSAND YEARS
AND
Won't Get To See
Heaven and Earth Made New!

Stop! 
Stop! 
JUST STOP!! 

Why?! 

I'm Just Reciting What My PERSONAL INVITATION LETTER Says I Will Receive But YOU Won't! 

No Fair!! 

Know Fear!! 

Yes,  I Know ... I Am Feeling ... 
Something Ain't Right Here! 

You're Right! 

But ...

But, What?! 

My Tickets ... 

Did You Read The Plain Print ... 

You Mean The Fine Print!! 

Hmmm ...
But ...  But! 

Stop Butting,  and Brace Yourself!! 


But It's Just Hot Tickets For The Underground Rave!  

Wrong!  Wrong! 
Dead Wrong! 

Dead?!? Wrong!!??

No Return! 
No Wake Up! 
Never See Son Light!
Never Get Wings! 
Never Attend Worship! 
Never Pray Before The Eternal King! 
Never Talk To The Redeemed Of All Ages! 
Never Have The Glorious King For A Personal Guide! 
Never Wing To Worlds Unknown, Friend! 
Never Know What Is Peace That Abides! 
Never Rest!
Never Rest In Peace And Safety
Protected From Sin, Death and Decay!
Never Knowing What It Cost The Host 
Of The Biggest Celebration in The Eternal Kingdom
To Provide Everlasting Life
For Those Who Caused Him To Die!! 

Enough Already!!! 
I Ain't Never Killed Nobody Farless A King! 

You Did! 

Wait  Minute ... Just A Minute ... 
I Am Confused!! 

All I WANTED Was To Go To A Hot Party
But What You Are Describing Is ... 
Seriously Is ... 
... Different
Like in Life And ... 

DEATH! 
Eternal Death 
For All Those Without Life Tickets
Written In Blood
Blessed By Truth

Stamped By The Word

Sealed In The Promises Of God
Delivered By Hope
Accepted In Faith!! 

Help Me. 

Lord Jesus, Help Me!

Salvation Has Been Brought Down! 

AMEN!