PRAYING LITTLE: Little Faith!

Let's Offend Satan Today:

Exercise Faith And Indulge In Prayer

To The True And Living God

In Highest Heaven Above!!!

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Pray Little Was Telling Everybody And His Brother That

She Had Found The Man Of Her Dreams

In A Chatty Room

On-Line

And

She Is Calling It A Heavenly Hook-up!

Brenda, Did That Silly Girl Tell You The Name Of Her "Beau!?!"

I Can't Say That She Did!

Well, I Ain't One To Gossip

Or Mind Big People Business

But ...! 

... Oh, Dear! 

I Don't Like How This Starting To Sound! 

Are You Going To Let Me Finish!?! 

I'm Sorry, But You're Making My Antenna Vibrate! 

As Well It Should! 

Okay, Okay! 

Tell Me What You Know! 

Our Little Miss Innocent Pray Little

Has Got Herself Involved 
In An Incestuous Relationship 
With Her Cousin ... Once Removed

Whose Name Is Little Faith! 

Lord, No! 

You're A Liar! 

She Wouldn't! 

She Couldn't! 

She Did! 

But, Why!?! 

From The Horse's Mouth
And I Quote:

"He Completes Me!"

You Do Know That She Wasn't Lying!?! 

Of Course, I Did

And That Is What Is So Very Frustrating About It! 

Don't You Have Any Eligible Young' Uns In Your Circle! 

I Tried To Hook Her Up With I. Believe God 

Buuut She Told Him To His Face That 
He Doesn't Light Her Fire

That He's Too Set In His Ways

That There's No Excitement In Him! 

Mercy, Lord, Mercy! 

Smyrna Lee Tried To Get Her To Chat Up Enduring Faith

And The Prideful Young Miss Said That He Is Too Old

And That She Needs Warmth, Heat, Electricity In Her Life! 

Wait! 
Waaaaait A Minute!
I've Heard This Conversation Before ...! 

.... Took You Long Enough To Catch On! 

Oh, Dear! 

Been There ...! 

... Done That!

And So The World Turns!

Nothing New Under The Sun! 

Indeed, Indeed! 

Shall We Break It To Her

Or Shall We Let Her Have Her Fling In The Cruel World 

While She Attends The School Of Hard Knocks!?! 

Let's Tell Her! 

We Can't Make Her Do Anything

But 
We Can Tell Her The Truth! 

How She Then Chooses To Perform

Will Be Her Own Private, Personal, Uncoerced, Decision! 
No Effort, No Hope Of Reward!

Fair Enough! 

Brethren, Beloved

Faith Comes By Hearing The Word Of God
Which Plainly Tells Us
To Pray Without Ceasing!
If You Don't Have Faith
You Will Not Pray!
If You Do Not Pray
You Will Not Have Faith!

Praying Just A Little
Always Ends In Exercising Just A Little Faith!
These Are Scourges In The Life Of A Christian
And
Must Be Corrected At All Costs!

Without Faith
All You Have Is Doubt
And
Doubt Always Leads To Disbelief!

Disbelief

Always Gives Satan

Something "Delicious" Against Jesus Christ

To Vindictively Rail About!

Without Faith 
It Is Impossible To Please Our God Holy
And
Without Praying
We Have No Communication With Him!

Praying Raises Us Up To The Throne Of Grace

And

Faith Unlocks Heaven's Storehouses!