Chubbles, You Won't Believe The Language That I Have Been Learning Lately!
Do Tell ...!
Girl, It Has Been Exciting And I Am Learning A Lot!
But What Is ...!?!
Chubbs, You Have Got To Learn This Language!
It Sweet Fuh Days!
But, Mavis, You Are ...!
Will You Stop Interrupting My Flow!?!
I Am Trying Real Hard To Tell You About This Need To Know Language
In Which All Committed Christians Must Have Proficiency!
I Would Love To Hear About It, Mavis!
Say On!
Well, Chubbs, I Was Talking To Carson
And He Said That He Heard About It From His Cousin Aunt Husband
Who Heard About It From The Pastor's Sister-Friend!
Anyway, It Seems As Though All The Church Members
Have Here Of Late Been Moaning, Groaning, And Complaining That
If They Are So Blessed, How Come That Their Blessings Are So Few!
Uh, Oh ...!
You Said It Right!
Anywho, Pastor Hisone Got Good And Tired Of
The Members Behaving Like Agony-Aunts
And He Read Them The Riot Act!
Sufficed To Say, What The Pastor Said
Lit A Fire Under Those People And It Is Spreading!
What Is The Language, Mavis, The Language!?!
Oh, Sorry! Pastor Hisone Told Those People That
If They Learned To Speak Grateful And Stop Speaking Gimme
Maybe The Lord In Mercy Would Permit Them To Physically See
More Of HIS BOUNTIES!
Why Are You Shouting, Mavis!?!
I'm Shouting Because I Was Blind!
We Have Bibles, Don't We!?!
Should A Pastor Have To Tell Us To Be Grateful!?!
Doesn't The Word Say "Give Thanks!?!"
You Can't Give Thanks With An Ungrateful Heart You Know!
You Ain't Lie At All, Mavis
And I'm Guilty Of The Same Crime ... Ingratitude!
Well, Let's Get Over Ourselves
And Be Grateful And Thankful Always
And Our Lord Jesus Will Bless Us
And Give Us His Peace And Rest!
AMEN!!!
Peace!
