Pearl Gates And Personality Traits!?!

Did You See That Personality Test!?!

I Did ... And I Ignored It!

But, Why!?!

It Pegged My Personally In A Hurry!

It's Wrong!

What Do You Means It's Wrong!?!

Everybody Is A Part Of The Four Personality Traits!

It's Wrong!

Why Do You Keep Saying That It's Wrong!?!

Because It Is!

Come On!?!

You've Gotta Have A Better Answer Than That!

I Do!

Dear Beloved Friend Of Mine,
May I Please Encourage You
Out Of The Goodness Of Your Heart
To Spill Your Guts And Share The Beans!?!

Well, Since You Were So Polite, I Shall:

They Are Actually 12 Personality Traits In The King James!

You're Such A Liar!
I Thought You Had Something Good To Share!

I Do! I Do!
You're A Christian, Aren't You!?!

Well, Yes!
But Why Do You Ask The Question Like That!?!

Never Mind That!
Jacob-Israel Had 13, 14 Sons!

Wrong! He Only Had 12 Sons, And One Daughter, Dinah!

Wrong!
He Adopted Joseph's Two Sons As His Own Sons!

They Made Up The Two Half-Tribes Of
Ephraim And Manasseh!

Oops, I Forgot That!

When Jacob-Israel Was About To Die
He Gathered His Sons About Him
All 13, 14 Of Them
To Deliver The Blessing! 

Each Blessing Included A Personality Trait!

Oh, My!
I Forgot About That!

Please Try To Keep Up, Okay!?!

Ma'am, Yes, Ma'am!

After Christ Died
Denied And Violently Rejected By His Own People
And 

With The Formation Of The Church
And 

The Opening Of The Blessing To All Peoples Of The World
There Was No More Jew And Other!
No More Covenant-Only-Israel!
There Is Just The Israel Of God!

Apostle Paul Talks About That!

In The Book Of Revelation, Chapter 7
Is 

What Appears To Be A Very Strange Tribe Listing

And

Just So You Know
The Names Of The Tribes Are On The Pearl Gates Of Heaven!

What's So Exciting About That!?!
Gates Have Names! No Biggie!

Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

What Did I Do!?!
Why Are You Clicking At Me!?!

The God Of Heaven
Is
The God Of Order!

There Are 12 Gates!
12 Gates Equal 12 Entrances

And
There Is An Angel-Guard At Each Gate!
You Don't Just Pick A Gate That You Think You Will Like
Because
The Iridescence Of The Particular Pearl
Appeals To The Former Starving Artist In You
And
Just Jauntily Walk Through It!

The Name Of Gate
Represents A Son
Represents A Personality
Represents The Entrance That
The Over-Comer Of That Trait
Will Enter Into Heaven Through!

But, Wait!
I Just Remembered Something!

There Was A Pronouncement 

By Almighty God 

Against Ephraim, Wasn't There!?!

There Was And His Name Is Not Immortalized Or Memorialized
On Any Of The Entrance Gates Of Heaven!

Ephraim Chose Rank Idolatry 

Over Obedience To The Will Of God
So God Said:

Let Him Alone With His Idols!

No Idolater Will Enter Heaven!

Indeed!
Lucifer Got Kicked Out Of Heaven!

Wasn't There A Problem With Dan As Well!?!

Sure Enough Was!

He Was As A Snake In The Grass!

He Was A Back-Biter!

He Was Like The Heel-Biter ...!

... Satan Bit Jesus Christ's Heel!

Almighty God Doesn't Tolerate That Behavior
And
No One With That Personality Trait Shall Enter Heaven!

Wasn't King Saul A Danite!?!

He Was And He Saw Nothing Good In Any One!
Jealousy Motivated His Actions!

So I Can Take It That Dan's Name Is Also Excluded From
The Gates Of The City!

Right In One!

Something Is Not Adding Up Here:

12 Tribes
Two Half-Tribes Make One Whole Tribe
Two Sons Are Excluded
Joseph's Two Sons Got His Whole Portion

But One Half Is Now Excluded
So Where Or How Is The Short-Fall Corrected!?!

List The Names Of All The Sons:

Reuben
Simeon
Judah
Dan (Excluded)
Asher
Naphtali
Benjamin
Issachar
Ephraim (Half Tribe)(Excluded)
Manasseh (Half Tribe)
Zebulon
Levi
Gad
Joseph

Look At Who Originally Got Land Grants!
Look At Who Did Not Get A Land Grant!
Look At Who Gets A Named-Gate!
Remember Whose Inheritance Was Not Land
But 

The Priesthood!
Remember Who Was Snatched Away From His Father's Love!

I Got It! I Got It!
Levi And Joseph Make Up The Short-Fall!

I've Gotta Run

But 

When You Get A Chance

Take A Good Look At What Each Name

Is Interpreted To Mean!

You'll Be Amazed When The Meanings Are Read Together

In The Light Of The Revelation!

VESPERS AT THE END OF THE SABBATH: Look To Your Ways! + PRAYER: Lord, Nourish Our Parched Souls!

Almighty God Says ... Plainly
That He Cannot Forget Us
So, Obviously
He Can't
- He Won't -
Ignore Us!
Hence The Injunction:

Look To Your Ways!

It's Interesting That You Say That
Because
I Remember The Old Days
When Someone Did Something
Seriously Stupid Reckless Careless
Willful
You Would Hear Somebody Say
- And We Picked Up The Habit -

"I Would Really Beg The Lord For Five Minutes 

To Wash Out My Mouth On You

To Damage You

To Tell You Bad Things

To Rearrange Your Face And Your Insides

And
Then Wash My Hands ...!"

... I Remember Those Days Very Well!

It Was A Riot
Especially When Someone Was Considered A Big Christian
And Behaved In An Unseemly Manner
When They Thought They Had "The Five Minutes!"

We Were Really Foolish!!

The Pen Of Truth Shall Record
All That You Do
For The Lord
- For The Fraud -
So Do Not Be Foolish!
You Cannot Rewrite Almighty God's To Do
- Not To Do -
List!
At The End There Is 
- For All -
The Earned
- Sure To Be Paid -
Reward!

I Like It!
I Like It!

I Was Praying
And I Said To The Lord:

If You Ignore Us, We Die! 

If You Bless Us, We Live!

And Then I Stopped Praying
For I Noted What It Was
That I Was Actually Saying!

Indeed!
And Look At What You Were Juxtaposing!

Almighty God's Ignoring Us ... An Impossibility
- For He Will Never Permit Us
To Be Perpetually Willful And Disobedient -
AND
Almighty God's Blessing!

I Remember, Again
When I Was A Child
AND
Being Hard-Ears!
I Would Hear My Grand'other
Or Even My Mudda, Say:

With "That" Voice
Which Says That They Are Going 
To Murder Your Backside With Lashes
If You Do That Ignorance
One. More. Time.

AND
I Quote:

"I Gine Ignore You!"

Hahaha! Wha' Loss!

Girl, The Memories!

I Remember Those Day Very, Very, Well ...!

... I Well Remember The Many Warm Backsides 

I Got For Disobedience!

So Much For Being "Ignored!"

Yup! The Precursor To Punishment!

Makes You Think Of Ephraim!

Huh?!

Jacob-Israel's Son Out Of Joseph ... One Of The Half-Tribes Of Israel!

Oh! Ohhh ...

... Indeed.

Leave Him Alone!

I Never Want To Hear Those Words
From The Lord!

That Would Be Sealing Your Doom
Because ... Obviously
You Know More Than Your Maker
Jesus Christ The Lord
AND
That's Why You're Touching Hands
At Supper With Satan
AND
Not Partaking With A Long Spoon!

You Shouldn't Even Be In Close Proximity To Satan!

I Hear THAT!

Folly Is Not A Friend
AND
Friends Of Almighty God Are Not Foolish!
Sweet Peppers Are Not Hot
AND
Wise Men Don't Act Ghoulish!

Truth, My Brother! Truth!

As Long As Almighty God Chastises Us
We Are Children!
When The Chastisement Stops ...!

... You're Become A Bastard Child! 

You Can Do What You Like

But

Not As Long As You Like

For Time Is A Clock

With A 3,6,9

And

A 12 o'clock STOP!

You'll Never See The End Coming!

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Lord,

Please Help Us

Before We Perish!

Our Parched Souls

By Your Free Mercy

Please, Please, Nourish!

Life Is Hard

When We From You Walk Alone

Depriving Ourselves

Of

The Full Salvation

That

Jesus Christ The Righteous

For Us

Completely Purchased!

Forgive Us Our Sin

For

We Repent!

Teach Us Your Ways!

Lift Us Up When We Fall!

Bless Us With Hearing Ears, Always

So That We May Heed All

In The Gospel Call!

In Jesus Christ's Holy Name

We Humbly Prayer

And

Believing, Plead!

We Love You, Lord!

AMEN.