Showing posts with label Clueless. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clueless. Show all posts

Saturday, March 8, 2025

VESPERS AT THE END OF THE SABBATH: Open The Letter!

 









Dear Lady Rose, 
I Sincerely Hope And Pray That This Missive
Finds You In Good Spirits And Doing Well! 

As For Me, Besides A Lil' Bit O' The Arthur
I Am Doing Well, All Things Considered! 

Lady Ro, I Want To Ask You A Question: 
Did You Receive A Strange-Looking
Very Large, Padded Envelope By Mail Or Special Delivery 
In The Past, Oh, I Don't Know, Three Months!?! 

I Only Ask Because I Received A Like Envelope
With A Handwritten Letter With The Strangest Instructions! 

It Said, And I Quote: "If You Are Happy, Read The Letter!
If You Are Sad, Read The Letter! 
If You Are Tempted, Read The Letter! 
If You Are Feeling Weary, Read The Letter!" 

The Letter Of Instructions Rattled Off 
A Long List Of Things For Which I Should Read Some Letter 
Which Should Have Been Enclosed But Was Not! 

All That Was In The Envelope Was An Old Book
Rather Expensive-Looking But Nonetheless Old, Like Methuselah! 
I Shook That Book And No Letter Fell Out So I Am Clueless!
Neither The Envelope Nor The Letter Of Instructions
Bear A Return Address So I Don't Know Who To Contact
About The Missing Letter!
I Am At A Loss!
Please Help!

Love Always,
Dorothy


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Dear Dorothy,
You Have Surely Lived Up To Your Nickname!
You Are A Real Dodo!

Yes, I Received A Similar Envelope:
Everybody Did, And Anybody Coming Into The Household
Is Going To Receive An Identical Envelope! 

Dodo, Did You Look At The Title Of The Book!?!
Did You Notice That It Said "Holy Bible!?!"
Did You Open Said Bible!?!
Don't You Know Or Have You Forgotten That
The Holy Bible Is Called God's Love LET...TER To Mankind!?!

I Should Box Your Ears!

How Come It Has Taken You Three Whole Months
To Open That Envelope And, Worse Yet
Three Months To Come ... With Help ... To The Realization That
The Missing Letter IS The Enclosed Bible!?!

You Need A Real Cut-Tail With A Hard Rubber Slipper!

Seriously, Though, All Those Points
Telling You To Read The Letter Are For Real And
You Need To Fixedly Pay Attention To And Follow Them!

Of Course, It Must Be Stated That
"No Read, No Power: Read Well, You Flower!"
That's The Lord's Will Concerning You, Me, We, His Children!

Call Me On Meet And We Can Read It Together
Taking Turns, Of Course!

Love You, Bless You, Talk To You Soon!
Your Favorite Sis-Sis!

Peace!













 

Monday, July 23, 2018

Nothing Between ...!?! + PRAYER: Lord, Please Help Me To Spurn The Devil ...!

There Is Nothing Between 
My Soul And My Savior!

How Special!

You'd Better Believe It!
All Joking Aside
Have You Really Considered

- I Mean All Of Us -
What Will Happen When Jesus Christ
Finally Steps Away From Being Between Us
And Our Father God!?!

Oh, I Can Answer That One:
All Hell Breaks Loose
Because
There Will No Restraining Force
To Stay Satan's Vile Hand
And Every Evil
Will Be Unleashed Upon Unsuspecting Man!

Fred, If I Were You
I'd Go Real Easy-Like
On The "Unsuspecting-Man"Thing!

I Agree!
Not To Be Harsh, Unfeeling And Unkind
But You Get What You Pay For!

Preach, Brother!

You Can't Call The Savior Of Mankind
The Lord Of Life
The Creator Of The Universe
A Good Man
A Fable
A Bedtime Story
An Irrelevancy
And Believe That When The Chips Are All Down
- Even Cast Aside -
And You're Totally Exposed 
To The Commodity Called Damnation
That You Boldly Purchased
That Mercy
- Honorably, Permanently, Retired
From Calling Men To Salvation
And Having Given Way To Justice -
Is Going To Saddle Up Again!

Ain't Gonna Happen!
It's Harvest Time! 

You Reap What You Sow!
You Gotta Eat What You Grow!

My Grannie Always Talked About
Walking Back Over Bridges You Burnt!

Mad Man, How Can You Walk Over A Burnt Bridge!?!

Very Easily ... In Your Mind
Because
It Ain't Goin' Happen In Reality!

Ahhhh!
The Realm Of Regret
Recrimination
What If
Woulda Shoulda Coulda
Did Not!

Sounds About Right!

The Saints Of God Will Have Be Sealed!
The Minions Of Satan Will Have Be Marked!
The Saints Of God Will Have Jesus' Peace
AndThe Minions Of Satan
Will Have
The Seven Last Plagues
Upon Which To Feast!

The Mere Thought Of That
Is Mind-Bogglingly
Skin-Crawlingly
Stomach-Churningly Awful To Contemplate! 

If That Is The Case
Then You Need To Remember 
Who Paid The Price Of Your Salvation
Who Daily Keeps You Alive
Who Constantly Blesses You Immeasurably
And
Who Will Raise You Up
To Eternal Life!

Indeed, My Brother!
Indeed!

Think On This ...

Lip Service To Almighty God
Is
Disservice To Needy Self
And
It Is Time, Brethren
That We Get Shuck Of Satan's Ways
And Get His Hell-Bound Crew Off
Our Complacency Shelf!

You Mean It Is Time To Bury Our Complacency!

Hear! Hear!

It Is Time To Destroy All That Is Useless!
It Is Time For Us To Stop Playing The Game Clueless!
It Is Time For Us To Give Up Acting Foolish
And
It Is Time For Us To Really Let The Lord Jesus Christ
Truly, Truly, Reign Over And Rule Us!

AMEN!!!!



PRAYER:

Father,
Lead Me
Not Tomorrow
But Today
In All Ways!

Bless Me, I Beseech You
To Walk On The Straight
And
Narrow Way!
Guide Me And Direct Me
Protect Me And Correct
So That In The Great Day
Soon A-dawning
I Shall Have Nothing To Regret!

Help Me To Be Ever Bold
Where The Words Of Truth And Life
Are Concerned
And
Help Me Always, Dear Father
The Devil's Entreaties
To Confidently Spurn!

May The Holy Spirit Indwell
And
The Holy Angels Influence
Even As They Surround
And
Bless Me, Lord, Please Bless Me
To Arrive Safely At Home
And
Walk Forever On Holy Ground!
In Jesus Christ's Name
I Humbly Pray And Plead!
AMEN!