Muuuuusic!
Cue Chorus ...
In His Her Their Presence
Things Get Iffy Real Fast!
Words, Words, Words
Come Out Fast!
Cue Basso Profundo ...
Cheap Talk
Slave To Our Words
AND
Rabid Gossip
Do Not Like
Master Of Our Mouths
AND
They Are On All Points ... Opposed!
Cheap Talk
AND
Rabid Gossip
Like Something For Nothing
AND
Take Pleasure In Picking Up
Bring A Bone
AND
Carry A Bone
Whenever
Slave To Our Words
AND
Rabid Gossip
Do Not Like
Master Of Our Mouths
AND
They Are On All Points ... Opposed!
Cheap Talk
AND
Rabid Gossip
Like Something For Nothing
AND
Take Pleasure In Picking Up
Bring A Bone
AND
Carry A Bone
Whenever
Wherever
However
Fate And Life
- And A Free Meal -
Generously Make It Possible!
Cue Chorus ...
Slave To Our Words
Is
How Shall I Say It ...
SpEcIaL!
Really, Really
SpEcIaL!
Cue Mezzo-Soprano ...
Is
How Shall I Say It ...
SpEcIaL!
Really, Really
SpEcIaL!
Cue Mezzo-Soprano ...
Slave To Our Words Is
Androgynous
AND
Bats Left
AND
Bats Left
AND Bowls Right
AND
Was, Is, Well
An All-Rounder
In The Gossip Game
AND
Always Has
"The Excuse!"
For Why What
AND
Was, Is, Well
An All-Rounder
In The Gossip Game
AND
Always Has
"The Excuse!"
For Why What
Was Said
When Who Was Where
With If But And And Annie!
When Who Was Where
With If But And And Annie!
In His Her Their Presence
Things Get Iffy Real Fast!
Words, Words, Words
Come Out Fast!
Faaaaast! Real Fast ...!
A Lone Violin
Pretentiously Crying, Plays
As The Villain Of The Piece Says:
"Wellllll, I Heard Yesterday
That Tomorrow Was Looking To The Future
But He Had Connected With The Past
And Is Living Today
With Them Old New Peoples From Over Yonder
Out There
"Wellllll, I Heard Yesterday
That Tomorrow Was Looking To The Future
But He Had Connected With The Past
And Is Living Today
With Them Old New Peoples From Over Yonder
Out There
Whooooo
Everybody Done Know
Aint 'Bout Nobody Don't Care
But Is Having An Affair With Brown Bear
Who Does Care For That Moojin Pear!
Don't Tell Nobody What I Say -
Keep It Pun De Down Low, Yuh Hear!"
Cue Tenor ...
Aint 'Bout Nobody Don't Care
But Is Having An Affair With Brown Bear
Who Does Care For That Moojin Pear!
Don't Tell Nobody What I Say -
Keep It Pun De Down Low, Yuh Hear!"
Cue Tenor ...
His Famous Last Word Is Always ...!
Cue The Villain Of The Piece ...!
"But, I Didn't Mean Nothing By It!
I Just Repeated What I Heard!
Don't Shoot The Messenger!
I Ain't Get Paid For This Pretty Piece O' Free Work!"
"But, I Didn't Mean Nothing By It!
I Just Repeated What I Heard!
Don't Shoot The Messenger!
I Ain't Get Paid For This Pretty Piece O' Free Work!"
Cue The Aussie Narrator ...!
Brethren,
Gossip Is A Real Jerk
Who Enjoys Performing A Good Twerk
AND
If You Are Not Careful
When Gossip Is Finally Finished
His Work On You
Will Make You Go Berserk!
Let The Trumpets Sound ...!
Gossip
Does Not Provide
Praise-Worthy Perks!
Gossiping Is Sin!
It Does Not Edify!
It Starts With A:
"Did You Hear?!"
And
Ends Up Telling Lies
Which Breaks
The 9th Commandment!
It's The Truth - Don't Sigh!
Do Not On Your Conscience Lie!
Do Not On Your Conscience Lie!
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Let The False-Oath-Taker
With Contrition
Cry!
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Gossips Will Not Enter Heaven!
On This Truth You May Rely!
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Gossips Will Not Enter Heaven!
On This Truth You May Rely!
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