Anybody Got A PEG!?!
Gracy, What Can You Do With A Peg!?!
Yes, Gracy, What Will You Do With A Single Peg!?!
Mindy, Pandy, You Misunderstand!
I Am Not Asking About A Peg As In A Clothes Peg!
I Am Talking About The Capital PEG!
Okaaay!
So, Gracy Sweet Girl, What Exactly Is A Capital PEG!?!
Glad You Asked, Jen-Jen!
You Know When You Have "The Problem"
And You Need Help Real Bad
And You're At Your Wits' End
And You Don't Know Whether You're Coming Or Going
And You Can't Figure Out If You Should Stand Up Or Sit Down
Like If Standing Isn't An Upper And Sitting Isn't A Downer!?!
You Know, Right!?!
Well, You've Been Praying But ...!
... I Know That Feeling Very Well!
Well, My Dear Ones, The Praying Is The Letter "P"
But There Is No "E" and "G!"
So, What's The "E" And "G!?!"
Have You Ever Heard About That Lil' Thing That
Everybody Needs To Succeed But Hates To Expend!?!
Come On, Gracy!
We All Know That One
And I Had One Of Those Moments Today!
I Had Laundry To Do, And I Was Hoping That It Would Do Itself
Because "I Didn't Feel Like Expending The Effort!"
People, We Have Got Ourselves A Strong "E!"
Does Anybody Have Any Thoughts About What That
Good Old "G" Could Be!?!
Not A Clue!
What About You, Mindy!?!
Goose Eggs, Gracy!
Here's A Free Clue:
King James: Come Boldly!
I Know, I Know!
Yes, Jen-Jen!
Come Boldly To The Throne Of Capital "G" For Grace!
Very Good!
So Our Capital PEG Starts Out With
Our Faith First Calling Us To PRAY Without Ceasing
While EXPENDING EFFORT To Do Those Things
Which Almighty God Will Not Do For Us
Because We Can Do Them For Ourselves
While Availing Ourselves Of The Invitation
To Solicit The Throne Of Grace To Obtain Mercy
AND GRACE To Help Us In Our Time Of Need!
That Is Boss, Gracy!
Can A Sister Borrow A PEG!?!
That's A Hard "NO!" Mindy!
Go Make Your Own!
AMEN!!!
Peace!