Simmeh Hey!
We Know, Ballywho, We Know!
And Who Is That Person In The Green Dress!?!
She Seems Somewhat Familiar!
That, My Fine Friend, Is Lotta Long-Talk
The Esteemed Speaker For This Event!
Merciful Powers!
Are You Okay, Ballywho!?!
Oh, I'm Fine
But Very Shortly You And Your Audience Will Not Be!
Excuse Me!?!
What Do You Mean By That Remark!?!
Gabe, Do You Remember Me Telling You About Ps. 1:1!?!
Of Course!
Blessed Is The Man ... Delight ... Law Of The Lord!
And Do You Remember Ecclesiastes 5:1!?!
Of Course!
Keep Thy Foot ... Be More Ready To Hear ...!
Out With It!
What's Really Going On Here, Ballywho!?!
You And Your Group Are About To Land In It!
Your Esteemed Speaker, Your Lotta Longtalk
Is None Other Than That
Great Purveyor Of Bare Rubbish, Sacrifice O' Fools
Who Refuses To Acknowledge Or Accept That
What She ... He ... They Are Doing Is Evil!
Lord, Help!
He Does And He Will!
Don't Do Anything Now!
Let's Wait For The Q&A!
Okay! If You Say So!
A LONG WHILE LATER ...!
Any Questions!?!
Yes, Ms. Long-Talk, I Have One!
Would You Tell Us Your Position
As Regards The Blessings Of Almighty God
And Advise Us As To What We May Do To Receive More Of Them!?!
Surely, Ballywho!
The Blessings Of Almighty God
Mighty To Save And Seal, Help And Heal, Are Legion!
There Is Merit And There Is The Gift Of Merit
And Its Various Permutations!
If You Want God's Blessings:
Get To Work!
When You Need God's Blessings:
Get To Working For Them!
Understand This, Though, That
While On The Face They Are Free To Us All
We, Each, Can Do A Good Work
To Encourage God To Hand Over Those Things
Which We Know Are Perfect For Us
At The Moment We Have Determined Are Suitable
To Make Us Feel Happy At That Moment Of
Our Lust, Uh, Ahhhm, Desire, Our Need!
ALL SOUND IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM
CEASED!
Ballywho Slowly Got Up And Proceeded To The Dais!
Turning To Ms. Long-Talk, He Began Speaking:
If I Were To Ask You To Give Me One Of Your Free Pamphlets
And I Accepted It When You Handed It To Me
What Would You Say About That!?!
I Would Say That You Received It ... Gladly!
Now, Lotta Long-Talk
If I Were To Ask You To Not Accept The Check That
You Will Be Receiving For This Event
What Would You Say To That!?!
Ballywho, I Would Promptly And Vigorously Say
"No, I Will Not Return It
Because
I Have Earned It For My Labor!"
I See, I See!
So Let Me Get This Straight:
I, A Frail Human, May Receive A Gift From You, A Weak Human
And You, A Wicked Human May Earn A Paycheck For Your Labor
But We, Needy Humans
In The Living Light Of Almighty God The Consuming Fire
May, By Meritorious Works, Earn A Blessing Or Blessings
But Not Just Receive, Take, Be Pleased To Accept
The Word Of The Holy God Who Cannot Lie
Unlike You, Lotta Long-Talk
Better Known As Sacrifice O' Fools!?!
The Room Erupted!
Sacrifice O' Fools Screeched And Fled!
Ballywho Called For Order!
Brethren,
This Here, Is Why We Need To Get Back To The Book Of Books
And Stop Letting Our Itching Ears Cause Us
To Collect Unto Ourselves These Charlatans
Who Are Making Money, Filthy Lucre, For Themselves
And While Making Merchandise Of
Almighty God's Purchased People!
Brethren,
We Cannot Beat The Living God's Giving
And
We Cannot Buy The Eternal God's Blessing!
Our Job One Is To Believe The Word Of The Giving God
Accept By Faith That His Gifts Of Love Are Free To Us
And Are To Be Received With A
"Yes, Lord!" And "AMEN!!!"
The Apostle Peter Told Simon The Sorcerer That
His Money Would Perish With Him For His Wickedness
When He Sought To Purchase The Holy Spirit's Power!
Dear Ones,
There Will Be No Wage-Slaves
Blessing Buyers Or Blessing Earners
Darkening Any Gate Of Entry Into The Living Kingdom
So Let Us Now ... In Saving Faith Reject
Every False Thing Spoken By That Night-Shade
Sacrifice O' Fools Aka Lotta Long-Talk
And Repeat Our Motto:
"God Said It, I Believe It
And
That Settles It For Me!"
AMEN!!!
Peace!