Speak What You Would Gladly Eat!

When Something Is Running The Course Of Nature

It Means That There Is No Interference Or Intervention 

By External Sources Or Forces! 

Sooo, If The Tongue Of Man

- Which Indulges In Iniquity Aka Planned Sinning -

Sets On Fire The Course Of Nature

We May Safely Say: 

"Lord, Please Pity Us

And

Have Mercy Upon Us!" 

Beloved, 

It Is The Lord Himself Who Says That 

The Tongue Is A Defiling Implement Aka A Tool, A Weapon

And 

Is A Fire 

And

Is Set On Fire Of Hell! 

Dare To Imagine This Planet On Fire! 

Dear Ones, 

Scripture Clearly Tells Us That 

Hell's Fire Will Not Be By Hands Put Out 

But 

Will Consume Until There Is Nothing Left To Be Consumed! 

Why, Then, In The Name Of The Blessed Jesus

Would Any Of Us Not Desire To Ask Our Beloved Creator 

To Bridle Our Tongue!?! 

Words Into The Wind

Even Words Spoken Without Malicious Intent 

Can Never Be Recalled

Far Less Words Which Were Deliberately Designed 

And 

Assigned To Burn

Hurt, Cut,  Denigrate, And Destroy! 

Please, I Beseech Us All

Pay Attention To Your Heart! 

Ask Yourself If It Is In The Holy Faith

And 

Plead With The Lord Jesus To Bridle Your Tongue 

And 

Help It To Speak Good And Kind Words 

And

To Keep You Under His Wings! 

Our Own Fiery Words 

Will Boomerang On Us To Devastating Effect 

So Choose To Speak What You Would Gladly Eat! 

Peace! 

Let's MOOB!

Sis. Anastasia N. Station, Lady Glorene S. Pious, Sis. Velcine Broad and Psalmist Professora A. Kaste are the very best of friends ... and with good reason.

These ladies are The In-crowd's biggest gossips in Give God Praise Assembly and Charity Inc., and their husbands are the Corporation's directors and shareholders, and its biggest donors!?

I don't know about you, but I have never heard of a church nor a charity having shareholders, and I don't know that The Household of God has an "in crowd!"

Anyway, that is what these moojins tell anybody who would listen to them, and their constant idiocy.

Let me tell you upfront that I personally do not gossip, thank The Almighty, and I have never been at, nor on, the receiving end of one of those notable ladies' hatchet jobs.

These ladies are no dilettantes in The Division of Gossipers!

These ladies are connoisseurs in The Art of Character Assassination, and take pride in doing The Job well and thoroughly.

Whenever a church member was hauled before a business meeting because of their generous and officially sanctioned Ministrations To Protect The Lord From The Wicked World's Ways, you can be sure that that person never sets foot back in that church by reason of The Shame.

All that was left to that person was to figuratively zip up the "body bag" and be gone!

I tell you that if there is anything worth knowing about anybody at anytime and anywhere no matter the weather, these sanctimonious pillars of feminine pulchritude - noted also for their en point hats and dulcet tones - always have the 411! They are good!

Did I tell their nicknames?

No!

Listen to this:

If you saw one of these witc...er...ladies, you saw them all!

One day, The Ladies entered The Sanctuary in single file, and Sis. Shay Dinks uttered in a beautifully clear and gorgeously enunciated stage whisper:

"Transmitting Today 

In full Devil Power 

The Pious Broad Kaste Station!"

Then came the Pertinent Cliche:

YOU could have heard a pin dropped!

And, thereafter ...

The Battle Lines were Drawn. <<<>>>

A Small Rudder turns a Big Ship

A Big Horse is turned by a Small Bit

Hell is firing in a Red Slip

Called The Red Rag - The Tongue!

God Himself hates The Gossiper

He encourages all to use a Stopper

Mind your own business - don't be a Hopper

From house to house - to Hell!

We are on The Mission dealing in Love and Mercy

We should not Gossip talking Dirt and Nonsense about Anybody

Let's Mind Our Own Business, and

Turn to God Faithfully for

He has The Cure for what Ails You and Me!

The Tongues a/k/a Red Rags Waving!

I Met The Tongues!
Truly Red Ones Indeed
Language is Their Specialty, and
Variety is their Speed!

There was Vitriolic
There was Sarcastic
There was Majestic Tongue
There was Foolish
There was Frantic
There was Dynastic Tongue
Then, Lo, and Behold
Before I could Make a Sound
I Heard, Felt and Shivered
As Fiery Tongue made Everybody Move Around!

There was Iniquitous
There was Impious
There was Bad-Talk Tongue
There was Tamed
There was Tempermental
There Unruly Tongue
And in a split second of our Meeting
Bitter and Envious were making Me Frown!

There was Sweet-Talk
There was Girl-Talk
There was Pillow-Talk Tongue
There was Jest
There Restful
There Messy-Talk Tongue, but
The Worst of this Lot
Was a Devilish Dude
Who Prided himself on
His Talk being Crude!

There was Vile
There was Vilifying
There was Educated Tongue
There was Silly
There was Sad
There was Putrid 'N Proud Tongue
The Mother was Dastardly
Their Daddy was Untamed
Their Grampy was Discordant
And their Granny was called
That Tongue Full-A Hate!

There was Boastful
There was Blasphemous
There was Potty-Mouth Tongue
There was Naughty
There was Nasty
There was even Long-Talk Tongue
But The ones that Impressed me
Were Old Blessing and Caring-Talk
Praying and Truthful-Nice Tongue
Who Cleaned up for them all
Ever watching for where Wicked
Wild and
Just-Wrong Tongue would fall!

Some Tongues are a Handful -
Many have Strayed Away!
From The Words of The Master
Some have Simply Walked Away
Forgetting, E'en Ignoring
The Truth on The Way
That Blessing and Cursing
Shouldn't come from The Same Tongue Walking
Truly Walking
On The King's True Pathway!