Marva,
There Is A Sign On The Bathroom Mirror
Saying:
You Don't Have A Dog!
Sure, Do!
Since When Do You Have A Dog!?!
Since Forever!
Can I See Him!?!
I Love Dogs!
What Is His Name!?!
I Want To Know Why
There Is That Warning In The Bathroom
Of All Places!?!
In The Order Of Questions Asked:
No, You Can't See Him!
His Name Is Private And Personal
And
It's The Most Convenient Place!
For Whom!?!
For Me! I Put It There!
Is That All You're Going To Say ...!?!
... Okay! Okay!
As Far As I Saw
There Is No Dog In The Bathroom
So Would You Like To Tell Me Why You Put It There!?!
I Put It There So That I Can See It
- Plastered On My Face -
Each And Every Time I Use The Facilities!
Marva
How Is Putting Up And Constantly Seeing
A "Don't Feed The Dog!" Sign
For What I Call A Non-Existent Dog
Plastered Across Your Face From A Mirror
A Thing!?!
What's Going On!?!
Who, What, Where Is This "Dog!?!"
I Want To Know If You're Feeling Okay!
I'm Perfectly Fine!
I've Not Yet Lost My Mind!
I'm Trying To Lose A Lost Cause
And
The Mirrored Sign Keeps That In Focus
Just Fine!
I'm Not Yet Edified, Ms. Marva!
'Fess Up!
Alright, Already!
Do You Guys Realize That If You Have
Oh, Let's Just Say ... Two Pets
One Whom You Love To Bits
And
The Other Not So Much
That The One That You Feed Well
Is
The One That Will Get Strong!?!
Everybody Knows That!
Which Pet Are You Feeding!?!
What Are You Calling These Pets!?!
The One That I Love Is Called Salvation
And That Other One Is Called Self!
Which Is The One That You Are "Lovingly" Feeding!?!
Uh, Oh!
I Know Where This Is Going!
You Do!?!
How About Enlightening Me!?!
There Is A Sign On The Bathroom Mirror
Saying:
Don't Feed The Dog:
Remember The Dove!!
You Don't Have A Dog!
Sure, Do!
Since When Do You Have A Dog!?!
Since Forever!
Can I See Him!?!
I Love Dogs!
What Is His Name!?!
I Want To Know Why
There Is That Warning In The Bathroom
Of All Places!?!
In The Order Of Questions Asked:
No, You Can't See Him!
His Name Is Private And Personal
And
It's The Most Convenient Place!
For Whom!?!
For Me! I Put It There!
Is That All You're Going To Say ...!?!
... Okay! Okay!
As Far As I Saw
There Is No Dog In The Bathroom
So Would You Like To Tell Me Why You Put It There!?!
I Put It There So That I Can See It
- Plastered On My Face -
Each And Every Time I Use The Facilities!
Marva
How Is Putting Up And Constantly Seeing
A "Don't Feed The Dog!" Sign
For What I Call A Non-Existent Dog
Plastered Across Your Face From A Mirror
A Thing!?!
What's Going On!?!
Who, What, Where Is This "Dog!?!"
I Want To Know If You're Feeling Okay!
I'm Perfectly Fine!
I've Not Yet Lost My Mind!
I'm Trying To Lose A Lost Cause
And
The Mirrored Sign Keeps That In Focus
Just Fine!
I'm Not Yet Edified, Ms. Marva!
'Fess Up!
Alright, Already!
Do You Guys Realize That If You Have
Oh, Let's Just Say ... Two Pets
One Whom You Love To Bits
And
The Other Not So Much
That The One That You Feed Well
Is
The One That Will Get Strong!?!
Everybody Knows That!
Which Pet Are You Feeding!?!
What Are You Calling These Pets!?!
The One That I Love Is Called Salvation
And That Other One Is Called Self!
Which Is The One That You Are "Lovingly" Feeding!?!
Uh, Oh!
I Know Where This Is Going!
You Do!?!
How About Enlightening Me!?!
Self ... Filled With Pride
Must Be Dethroned!
Self Has An Ego!
Salvation Is Simple!
Self Is Very Pushy!
Salvation Does Not Try To Be The Hero!
Self Is Selfish
Unkind
Given To The Boast
Whilst
Salvation Is Gentle Loving
A Blessing Of Christ
Via The Operation Of The Holy Ghost!
Salvation Does Not Go Anywhere Uninvited!
Self Is All Over The Place!
Salvation Speaks Softly
And Self Is A Loud-Mouth
Given To Fits Of Rage And Ineloquence!
It Eats Whatever It Gets
Into The Frame Of Its Mouth!
There Is The Problem ...
Self Is A Salmon-Tot Retriever ...!
... Come On! Everybody Knows Self Is A Pig!
Very Well! I Stand Corrected
Self Is A Pig!
Salvation Is A Pedigreed White Dove!
And If You Love Salvation
But Feed Self ... Who Always Crosses The Line
Your Life Is Going To Be Filled With Problems
The Likes Of Which Will Make Burnt Toast
Out Of That Which Pads The Bottom Of Your Back
That Is
Your Broad Behind!
Since You Have Stated It So Nicely
You Should Understand Why
I Have Placed The Sign On The Mirror
To Show In The Center Of My Face!
Yes, I Do!
The Barking Dog
- The Grunting, Squealing, Pig -
Aka The Squeaky Wheel
Gets Fed ... Gets Oiled
And
It Is Best To Know The Plan
And
Work The Plan
Lest The Plan Works Us
And
That Old Satan At Us Is Overjoyed!
Self Has An Ego!
Salvation Is Simple!
Self Is Very Pushy!
Salvation Does Not Try To Be The Hero!
Self Is Selfish
Unkind
Given To The Boast
Whilst
Salvation Is Gentle Loving
A Blessing Of Christ
Via The Operation Of The Holy Ghost!
Salvation Does Not Go Anywhere Uninvited!
Self Is All Over The Place!
Salvation Speaks Softly
And Self Is A Loud-Mouth
Given To Fits Of Rage And Ineloquence!
It Eats Whatever It Gets
Into The Frame Of Its Mouth!
There Is The Problem ...
Self Is A Salmon-Tot Retriever ...!
... Come On! Everybody Knows Self Is A Pig!
Very Well! I Stand Corrected
Self Is A Pig!
Salvation Is A Pedigreed White Dove!
And If You Love Salvation
But Feed Self ... Who Always Crosses The Line
Your Life Is Going To Be Filled With Problems
The Likes Of Which Will Make Burnt Toast
Out Of That Which Pads The Bottom Of Your Back
That Is
Your Broad Behind!
Since You Have Stated It So Nicely
You Should Understand Why
I Have Placed The Sign On The Mirror
To Show In The Center Of My Face!
Yes, I Do!
The Barking Dog
- The Grunting, Squealing, Pig -
Aka The Squeaky Wheel
Gets Fed ... Gets Oiled
And
It Is Best To Know The Plan
And
Work The Plan
Lest The Plan Works Us
And
That Old Satan At Us Is Overjoyed!
Honestly, This Exercise Has Been Quite Stimulating ...!
... If It Wasn't So Serious
It Would Make For A Joke Truly Side-Splitting!
Indeed!
Self ... A Pig
First Name ... Greedy
Whatever You Do
Do Not, Do Not
** Don't **
This Rabid Sinner Feed!
Let Salvation Take The Lead!
