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In This Corner Wearing Tangerine Trunks Displaying Squeakers And Squawkers Is
Can't Catch-A-Break!
He Is A 100-Pound Weakling BUT Surprise And Shock He Can Dead Lift Clean And Jerk AND Snatch The Heaviest Weight That It Is Possible For Any Human Who Ever Lived Or Will Ever Live To Consciously Bear!
He Can Raise That Weight Even Sitting In A Comfy Chair!
Yeahhhh!
Woo Hoo!
In That Corner Wearing White Trunks
With A Blue Border And Fringes Is Dah Christian!
Dah Christian's Recorded Heaviest Weight Lifted Is Old King James AND He Can Do It On The Run Sitting Standing Walking AND Ever Spinning Around!
He Can Accomplish Feats Of Greatness
Just By A Flick Of The Wrist AND He Does Something Called Witness!
Boooooo!
Boooooo! Boooooo! Useless! Go Home!
Are You Ready To Rumble?!
Yeah! Bring It On!
No, I Am Not!
Dah Christian Got To Be An Idiot!
Catcha Is Gonna Wipe The Floor With Him!
This Does Not Seem Real! They Are Not In The Same League!
Catcha! First Statement:
Your Soap Doan Sud! Your Brush Can't Scrub And Every Coin In Your Pocket Ain't Nothing But Crooked Slugs!!
Why?! How?! You If, But And And! I'll Kill You! I'll Rip You A New One!
Beeeeep!!
Yeahhhh!! I Told You!
Christian! First Statement:
You Are A Liar! A Loafer! A Bold And Grand Sleaze! You Nickel And Dime Widows And All Your Clean Dogs Got Ticks And Fleas!
10 Seconds On The Clock!
Why Won't He Respond?!
3 2 1 BEEEEEEEEEP!!
ROUND 2!
Catcha! You're Thin-Skinned A Tight-Wad A Sheep-Stealer And A Fraud!
You ...
You ...! You ...! Ooohhh!!! I'm Gonna Rip Your Tongue Out! I'll Scalp You! I'll Put Salt In Your Eye!
Beeeeep!
Yeah!Yeah! He's Winning! Look At His Muscles Bulge!
Christian! You Scored No Points Last Round!
Let's See What You Can Do This Round! You Have Got To Defend Your Self! It's The Way Of The World!
The Accusation Is:
You Are A Liar! A Crier! You Steal Pension Funds! You Play With Light Skirts! You Imbibe Rot-Gut White Rum!
The Audience Gasps! Catcha Steps Back! Dah Christian Kneels Down!
What Is He Doing!
Maybe He's Saying His Prayers!
The Crowd Roars!
Beep! Beep! Beeeeeep!!!
Catcha Wins! He Lifted High His Self! He Came To His Own Defense! He Stuck To His Guns ...!?!
Craaaack!!
What Was That!?!
Look! Look!!
Catcha Just Dropped Through The Floor!
Wha ... Why ... How!?!
Catcha? Catcha? You Alright, Man?!
Nooo! No O ooh! I Broke My Seeeelf!
My Self Is Too Heavy! Ask Dah Christian For Help!
Christian! Dah Christian! Catcha Git Broken By 'e Self! Can You Help Him? Please Help Him! He Said He Can No Longer Depend On His Self!
Dah Christian Responded:
Self Has No Back Prop No Footing It's Head Is Always Bare So Tell That Can't Catcha To Let go Of Self And He Will Rise Up! Tell Him To Have No Fear! He Will Float In The Air!
Catcha?! Can You Hear Me?!
Baaarely! Just Baaarely!
Nevertheless, Listen Good!
Dah Christian Says Let Go Of Self For He Says That Is How The Devil's Darts Are Withstood!
Christian Says
Don't Jump At Every Slight And Insult For A Soft Answer Turns Away Wrath And Even Better Silence Is Golden For With God's Blessing The World Can Be Withstood!
And, Furthermore
He Says There's To Be
No More Carrying Around That Hock-Hobbled Golden Calf!
He's Up! He's Up! Catch Just Stood Up! He's Going To Be All Right!
Catcha Is Standing Firmly On His Feet!
Not Long Thereafter ...
Christian! Dah Christian! Where You Learn All That Good Stuff?!
I Lift High Old King James! I Flutter All His Pages AND He Ruffles The Whorls On My Brain! AND By The Faith Of Jesus Christ I Withstand Satan's Rages!
You Don't Say?!
I Accept All Of Christ's Teaching! I Was Like You But I Accepted The Word Against Self For I No Longer Wanted To Be World Champion Lifting The Heaviest Weight In The World My - The - Self!
Self Desires Supremacy! Self Is Its Own God! Self Sits On A Self-made Throne Compliments Of King Fraud!
I Am Not King Of My Life! Jesus Christ Holds That Prime Place So All My Burdens The Barbs Of This Life I Cast Them All On Him! And With Full Confidence In My Lord Christ I Can The Wicked World Face!
As Easy As That?!
As Easy As *That!*
Jesus Attends! Defends! Contends! I Pray And I Obey For I Gave Self To My Savior That Dragon For To Slay!
Now ... It's Good Bye To You And I Pray You Have A Blessed Day!
Wow!What A Nice Man!
That's A Good Christian!
Pity He Didn't Fight For Self ...!
He Didn't Need To For He Has The Lord Christ On His Side!