It Was The Day Of The Grand Opening Of The S.E.W Club
And
All The Mekkers, Sewists, Seamstresses, Tailors
Botchers And Wannabe's
Pattern-Makers, Fashion Manipulators
The Curious
And
The Downright Creepy Who Attend Every Cat-Fight
Were Buzz, Buzz, Buzzing
And
Well Before The Scheduled Time
They Were All At The Entrance
Eagerly Awaiting The Red Door's Opening!
Everybody Wanted To Be First Through That Door
Because
Based Upon The News From The Print
Social And Electronic Media
And
The Always Profitable
Though Not Always Accurate Word Of Mouth
About The Popular Sewing Clubs In Other Places
A Free And Fancy Education
Plus A Big, Beautiful, Sewing Bible
A 24/7 On-Call Counsellor
Strong Influencers To Get You Where You Were Going
And
Personal, Private, Guaranteed Access
To The Grand Designer, Himself
Were Perfect Perks Offered ... And Positively Available
To All Participants!
Some Doubting Thomas In The Midst Of Those Gathered
Wanted To Know What Was The Catch!?!
Why All The Freeness!?!
And
What's In It For This So-Called Great Designer
That No One Has Ever Seen In Person
Nor For Whom Is There A Memorialized Image
On The Nosy Public Record!?!
Well, Let Me Tell You Something!
Marcelina Levi Jump In That
Loose-Lipped Lackey's Skin Rough, Rough
- Her Words, Not Mine -
And
Called Him A Judas-Goat
And Other Things Unimaginable And Improbable
And Questioned His Origins
And Told Him His Likely Destination
For Wanting To Deny Poor People
A Very Good And Costly
Free And Freely Available Opportunity
To Better Themselves And Their Families
And
Their Needy Communities!
That Disabused Devil Soon Slunk Away
With His Non-Existent Tail Between His Legs!
Anyway ...
While That Great Mass Of People Waited
You Could Hear Snippets Of The Various Conversations
One Of Which Was Repeated
And
Prominent For Its Call To Greed!
Everybody Was Talking About All The Free Things
Needles, Threads, Embellishments
Patterns, Expert Instruction
And
The Premium, Exclusive, One Of Its Kind
Private Label, Bespoke Garment
That Is To Be Issued To Each Person ... Personally
Who Successfully Completed The Course!
Well ... The Door Opened!
The People Rushed To Enter!
They Took Their Seats!
The Teacher Spoke
And
The Grabbits And The Gottits Got Up And Walked Out
When It Was Revealed That The S.E.W Club
Had Not One Single Solitary Thing To Do With Sewing
But
Was Everything To Do With
The Soul's Eternal Welfare!
As Never-Idle Time Passed
The Rootless
The Groundless
The Easily Pricked
Fell Out Along The Way
And Soon
Only Those Expressing Genuine Need
Those Who Trusted The Teacher
Those Who Had Faith In The Process
Those Who Persevered Though Tired And Often Weak
Those Who Endured And Overcame All The Challenges
And
The Good Influencers Who Helped Them To Success
Remained At The End Of The Course!
The Overcomers
Have An Engraved Pass
To Enter By Right
The Great Designers Glorious Home
When He Calls For Them
On The Day Of His Appointing!
There Is No Other Name Among Men
Whereby We May Be Saved
Except For The Great And Wonderful Name Of Christ Jesus!
We All ... Who Will To Be Truly Saved
Must Take The Plunge
And
Wash In The Blood Of Jesus
If
We Will Be Called Up To His Side In The Great Day
And
Ultimately Drink Of The Water Of The River Of Life
And
Eat From The Tree Of Life
In The Presence Of Him
Who Is The Lord
And
The Sure Light Of Life!
Only Jesus Christ Saves
From Deadly Sin
From Deceitful Self
From Destructive Satan
And
From Death And Damnation!
The Hand Of Hope, Help And Healing
Is
Lovingly Extended To Us
The Offer Of Sure Salvation Is Available To Us
And
The Still, Small, Voice Of The Sweet Spirit Of Truth
Is
Tenderly Calling Unto Us!
Please Answer "Yes, Lord!"
And
Accept The Holy Hand!
Peace In Paradise
Is
Guaranteed ... And Eternal!
Except We Are Connected To Christ Jesus
We Are But Living Deads!
Indeed ... And I Am Sure That You Know
And
Can See That Those Living Deads
Are Aggressively Walking And Working Among Us
And
Are Willfully, Maliciously
Leaving The Stench Of Their Vile Lives
To Taint The Air
And
Poison The Minds Of People Everywhere!
They Are Even Willing To Kill
To Have Their Benighted Lusts Satisfied!
Jesus Loves Us Unconditionally
But
He Will Never Accept Us Choosing Sin Over Salvation!
We Who Are The True Believers
Have To Cut Up The Sin Charge Card
And
Close That Account Permanently
And
Get ... As In Open ... The Master's Card Account
Which Gives Us A Permanent Visa
To The Eternal World Of Discovery!
It's A Citizen's Express Card
And
No Past Sinner-Current Saint
Can Get Into The Eternal City Without It!
Brethren,
What's In Your Wallet Aka Your Heart!?!
Will It Hold You Fast To Jesus Christ!?!
Will It Help You To Stand Strong In The Holy Faith!?!
Please Make Sure That You Know ... For Sure
That Your's Is The Master's Card
Before You Bid This Dark World Good Night!
