The True Friend!

Curious Carrie The Cat
Had A Comfortable Catnap
After Consuming
Custom Catnip!

Carrie The Cat's
Catnip-Induced Catnap
Caused Carrie The Cat
To Get A Crick In Her Catback!

Carrie The Cat
Carried On Crazily
When
Upon Awakening From Her Catnip Induced Catnap
She Cracked The Crick In Her Back

AND

Had A Spasmodically Painful Attack!

You Should've Heard Her Dear Friends:

Percival Partridge Laughed Out ... Loudly!

Harvey Horse Snuffled ... Smugly!

Danger-Dan Dog Barked ...Broadly!

Carrie The Curious Cat Cried ... Crossly!

Moral:

Curious Cats
Consuming Copious Amounts Of Custom Capnip
Get Cricks In Their Backs
Which Make Them Curiously Cross
And
Their Friends Get A Thrill
Which Will ... Undoubtedly
Their Friendship Cost!

When Your Friends

Snuffle Bark And Laugh

As You Cry Out In Pain

It Is Time That You Acknowledge

That The Friendship Is In Vain! 

Jesus Christ 
Is
The True Friend

The One In Whom We Can Believe

Because

Jesus Christ Has All The Answers

And

Myriad Blessings To Bestow

Upon All ... Who Choose

His Hand Of Friendship

To Receive!

Trust His Heart

And

Believe

And

Receive

Nothing That Will Your Heart

Deceive! 

To Jesus Christ,

- I Beseech You, Brethren -

Committedly

Faithfully

Wholeheartedly

Single-Mindedly

Sacrificially

Cleave!