Everything Happens On Bright, Sun-Shiny Day
And
We Need To Stop This Judas-Goat, Damnable, Work!
And
The Day That C. B. F. C. C. Opened For Business
Just Outside The Borders Of D. Lord's Glorious Land
Was No Exception!
The Day Was Just Fantabulous We Have Been Told!
C. B. F. C. C.
Is
A Multinational Entity
Is
A Multinational Entity
Or More Particularly, To Be Strictly Upfront And Honest
It's A Personal, Family-Type Business
With A Global Foot-Print!
With A Global Foot-Print!
Are You Going To Tell Us What Them Letters Stand For!?!
Oh! My Bad!
C. B. F. C. C. Is Private Label, Invitation Only
And
And
Depending Upon Where Or Ah, Uh,
How You Personally Operate
How You Personally Operate
As A Faithful Customer
And
Known-Hopeful Future Resident Of D. Lord's Promised Land
And
Known-Hopeful Future Resident Of D. Lord's Promised Land
Is
Credit Bureau For Committed Christians
Credit Bureau For Casual Christians
Credit Bureau For Critical Christians
Credit Bureau For Consummate Christians
Credit Bureau For Caustic Christians
Credit Bureau For Cruel Christians
And
Every Other Iteration Of Christian
It Is Possible To Crab Or Cobble Up!
Of Course
The Customers Of C. B. F. C. C.
Only Ever Were Aware Of One Name:
C. B. F. C. C.
Credit Bureau
Those Who Were Bold Enough
To Enquire About The Meaning Of The Acronym
To Enquire About The Meaning Of The Acronym
Just Like You Have
Were Told That It Meant:
Citizens Bearing Faith Call Cash
Credit Bureau
Credit Bureaus Don't Give Cash!
Credit Bureaus Give The Scores That Deliver
Access To Cash And Credit!
This Sounds Like Bare Rubbish!
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk!
The Lord God Almighty Said:
My People Are Destroyed
For Lack Of Knowledge!
Wait A Minute!
D. Lord
Promised Land
Lack Of Knowledge
Credit Bureau Aka Score Card
Just Outside ... At The Border Of The Promised Land ...!
Let Me Get This Straight ...!
... Let Me Tell You Straight ...!
... Oh, Be Quiet!
Have Any Of You Gotten A "Credit Report"
From This Place!?!
Sure Did!
The Offer Was Free And They Are Offering A Score-Boost!
I Like Free And I'm Planning On Inhabiting One Of
The Lovely Homes Offered For Sale ...!
... Lord Jesus, Save These Lambs Marked For Slaughter!
What, Pray Tell, Are You Talking About!?!
Don't You People Ever Crack Open Your Bibles!?!
Sure Do, And Up To This Morning, I Did!
Same Here!
People, People, People!
It's Time To Back-Back So That We May Go Forward
And
With Wisdom And Understanding
Exercise The Knowledge That The Lord God Almighty
Has Left For Us To Mine
And
To Become Rich In Unperishable Goods
And
Not Rich In Trespasses
As Is The Goal Of This Guttersnipe-Operation
Masquerading As A Credit Bureau!
1. Christians Can't Earn Credit To Get Into Heaven!
1A. Mansions In The Father's House Are Free!
2. Christians Can't Do Anything
To Help Cause Themselves To Be Made Clean
Save Confess And Repent Of Known Sin
1A. Mansions In The Father's House Are Free!
2. Christians Can't Do Anything
To Help Cause Themselves To Be Made Clean
Save Confess And Repent Of Known Sin
And
Obey The Lord Of Life's Commands!
2B. Forgiveness Is Paid For For All And Is Free To All!
2B. Forgiveness Is Paid For For All And Is Free To All!
3. Jesus Christ Paid For All Our Sins
And
He, Being The Son Of Almighty God
He, Being The Son Of Almighty God
Makes Those Of Us
Who Boldly Approach The Throne Of Grace In Faith
Who Boldly Approach The Throne Of Grace In Faith
Clean Indeed!
3A. Confession And Repentance For Known Sin Is Currency!
3A. Confession And Repentance For Known Sin Is Currency!
4. Man Can't Earn Nor Buy His Way Into Heaven!
4. Access To Heaven Is The Free Gift Of The Living God!
4. Access To Heaven Is The Free Gift Of The Living God!
5. Any Organization Offering You Tips And Tricks
To Raise Your Credit Score With Jesus Christ
To Raise Your Credit Score With Jesus Christ
Is
Working For Beelzebub The Bold
Working For Beelzebub The Bold
Satan
The Lying Serpent Of Old!
5. Jesus Christ Already Settled The Score With Satan
With Final Fixings To Come ... Real Soon!
5. Jesus Christ Already Settled The Score With Satan
With Final Fixings To Come ... Real Soon!
People,
We Need To Stop This Judas-Goat, Damnable, Work!
We Live And Speak Of
And
Praise The Lord Christ
And
Praise The Lord Christ
But
A Lot Of Us Ain't Doing It With Any Understanding!
Knowing About God Almighty
Is Not
The Same As Personally Knowing God Almighty
In The Person Of Jesus Christ The Lord
The Same As Personally Knowing God Almighty
In The Person Of Jesus Christ The Lord
And
This Operation Offering You An Easy "In"
Is
A Credit Bureau For The Damned
Is
A Credit Bureau For The Damned
For Those Who Will Never Enter The Lord Of Life's Promised Land
Because
They Don't Really Know Jesus Christ
And
They Don't Hold The Son Of Man's Hand!
Brethren,
We Worship The Great And Glorious God
The Depths Of Whose Love For Us
And
Grace Towards Us
We Shall Never Be Able To Exhaust
Or Completely Understand
Because
For The Unceasing Years Of Eternity
We Will Be Learning
And
Gaining More And Broader Understanding Of
The Holy God Of Love Who Has Taken Us
For His Very Own Inheritance!
Jesus Christ, Himself
Is
The Way, The Door
Through Which We Enter The Promised Land!
He Is Also The Light
Which Lightens The Way To Life In That Glorious Land!
Please, I Beseech Us All
Let's Take Time To Dig In The Good Book
To Get To Learn Of Him
Who Calls Us Sons And Daughters Of
The Eternal God Who, Alone, Blesses And Saves!
Let's Call Upon The Lord
And
Sing His Praise
And
Tell Of His Goodness To Us ... Personally!
We Shall Be Taught By God Throughout Eternity!
Let's Avidly Seek To Understand Our Lord
By Learning All We Can Now
But
Rest Assured
The Best Is Yet To Come!
Beloved,
Let's Pray, And Study, And Plod On!
Jesus Christ Saves!
We Worship The Great And Glorious God
The Depths Of Whose Love For Us
And
Grace Towards Us
We Shall Never Be Able To Exhaust
Or Completely Understand
Because
For The Unceasing Years Of Eternity
We Will Be Learning
And
Gaining More And Broader Understanding Of
The Holy God Of Love Who Has Taken Us
For His Very Own Inheritance!
Jesus Christ, Himself
Is
The Way, The Door
Through Which We Enter The Promised Land!
He Is Also The Light
Which Lightens The Way To Life In That Glorious Land!
Please, I Beseech Us All
Let's Take Time To Dig In The Good Book
To Get To Learn Of Him
Who Calls Us Sons And Daughters Of
The Eternal God Who, Alone, Blesses And Saves!
Let's Call Upon The Lord
And
Sing His Praise
And
Tell Of His Goodness To Us ... Personally!
We Shall Be Taught By God Throughout Eternity!
Let's Avidly Seek To Understand Our Lord
By Learning All We Can Now
But
Rest Assured
The Best Is Yet To Come!
Beloved,
Let's Pray, And Study, And Plod On!
Jesus Christ Saves!