Prophets Profiting By Profiteering!

What Does It Profit A Man
To Gain The Whole World
AND, YET
Lose His Own
Unmerchantable Soul?!

What Is The Profit
In Buying The Word Of Blessing Of A Prophet
Unto Whom The Lord God Almighty
Did NOT Give Utterance?!

Wait Up, Bub!

The True Prophet Of God
Will Not, Will Not
Will Never Ever No Way No How
Accept Money
To Give A Good Word From Almighty God!

Far From That
Maaaannnn
You Can't Even Pay
A True Prophet Of The Living God
Not To Give The Word Sent From God
Be It Good Or Bad!

Wow!
Is That Right?!

You'd Better Believe It!

If That Is The Truth
Then You Need To Tell That 

To These Church-Men Charlatans
Cluttering Up The Airwaves
The Internet
The Print Media
AND
The Church Pulpits!

You Ain't Lie!

Do You Know What Amuses Me
Even Though It Ain't Even Close
To Being Funny?!

No, I Don't!
Do Tell!

Hear The Base Liars Speak:

I Have A Word For Generic You

From The Blessing God 

Who Desires You To Receive HISSS Blessing Of 

Financial Relief!

Your Pocket Is Empty!

You Can't Pay Your Bills!

The Mortgage Is Past Due!

Your Car Is About To Be Repossessed!

You've Got $10.00 In Your Bank Account

AND

You Lost Your Job Yesterday, Too!

Look Up!

God Is Telling You To Trust Him

And

Go And Max Out Your Credit Card

And

Send This God-Chosen Ministry

A Seed Of $1,547.00!

Your Name Starts With "E" So Hurry And Send $3,925.00!

You Are The One Who Hurt Your Back

And You Have Been Home For Four Weeks

And Five Days

So You Have Got To Get Up Right Now

And Send $5,432.10!

Your Return Is Guaranteed Seven-Fold

Even Unto Blessing Untold!

God Is Testing Your Faith!

Don't Doubt Now! 

Do The Necessary!

I Can See The Tears Running Down Your Face

BECAUSE

The Amount Of Money You Are Called To Send

Is The Same Figure That Is

That Has Been In Your Dreams

So GO! And Do The Necessary

So That You Can Stop Shaking!

Oh, Let The Spirit Move You!

Send Your Seed RIGHT NOW!!

Bless You! Bless You! Bless You!

Waaaiiit!
You Heard That One, Too?!

Sure Enough Did!

These Cretins And Charlatans
Get Away With This Brand Of Rubbish
BECAUSE
People Don't Read Their Bibles
ORThey Read Their Bibles Selectively
ORPermit Their Pastors Preachers Teachers
To Tell The Interpretation Of What God
Is Supposed To Have Said
OR
They Use Those Purpose-Driven
Copyrighted Bibles
Specific To Their "Felt Need!"

Didn't The Lord Warn Us About Feelings?!

The Lord Surely Did But ...!

... No More Buts!

Buts Hurt
AND YETA Lot Of People Seem To Be Using
"Buts" For Brains
ANDThey Are Being Fleeced
Being Made Broke ...!

... And Ashamed!

It Is Time For
"Thus Saith The Lord!"

To Become AND Remain
The Rule For Our Lives!

Anything Else Comes From ...

... All Together Now ...!

That One Satan Who Is Not Divine!