DO UNTO OTHERS: Character ... Assassination!?!

Character Assassin 
Is 
A Big-Up Christian
In The Old-Time Church!
Character Assassin Is Also A Paid-Up Member
In The League Of Doom

Who Thoroughly Enjoys His Part Full-Time Destructive Work!

He Cares Not For Facts!
He Likes And Enjoys Being The First One
With Breaking News
And 
He Gives Not One Whit About
Getting Corroborating-Witness Views!

Character Assassin Should Truly Be Ashamed About
Calling Himself A Man Of The Book
And
I'd Venture To Spot You A Whollar
Aka A Whole Dollar
That He Doesn't Know How
The Inside Of The Good Book Looks!

You Done Know That There Is A Back-Story ... 

Character Assassin Grew Up With Appetite And Passion

And

Appetite And Passion Are Two Fiends

Who Get Their Own Way By

- I Can't Talk Too Hard -

Subversive Means! 

Those Two Non-Respecters Of The Holy God

Weak Man

And

The Damned Devil

Worked

- Were Working Overtime -

Encouraging Character Assassin

To Ever Always Satisfy His Base Appetite

And

No Body Could Convince That Wretch

To Submit His Will To His Maker

Before He Makes A No-Cancel Appointment

With The Funeral Parlor's Grossly Efficient Premier Undertaker! 

Hard-Ears You Won't Hear

Own-Day Yuh Got To Feel ... 

Every Self-Respecting Christian Knows That 
The Lord God Almighty

Kind Just Holy Blessing Faithful And True

Does Not Tolerate Those Who Are Quick To Indulge Tale-Bearing
And
Every Self-Respecting Christian Knows That 
It Is Upon The Evidence Of Two Or Three Witnesses
That A Matter
- Any Matter -
Is To Be Established!

Well ...

I Should Not Have To Tell You That
Wha' Ain't Pass Yuh Ain't Miss Yuh!
And
Wha' Guh 'Round Does Com' Round!
And
Payback Is A Female Dog ... In Noon-Day Heat!

One Glad Morning ...

(There's Always One Glad Morning)!

Character Assassin Rolled Up In His BMW
Aka Bringing Malicious Word Auto-Vehicle!
(He Thinks Calling His Transport A Car 
Is Beneath His Station And Trajectory In Life!)

Upon Exiting His Auto-Vehicle
If You Please
A Black Tar-Ball Aka A Juicy Piece O' Gossip
Hit That Scruffy Piece O'Work Character Assassin
Smack Dab In 'E Bread-Basket
Aka His Stomach
And
It Left Him Gasping For Air!

I Guess By Now You Understand That
Character Assassin's Chickens Had Come To Roost
And
Those Chickens Were Having Themselves A Field-Day!

Having Existed, Prior To Now
On Top-Loading Gluttony
They Were Now Experiencing
A Back-End Explosion!

It Was Quite The Explosion!

When The Affluent Effluent Was Finally Cleared Away
The Stench That Wafted Off Character Assassin
Made Dry Eyes Water!

Rank Bahoosie
And
Major Pifflers Abounded
And
Because They Covered That Well-Know Character Assassin
Nobody Cared That It Was A Compendium Of Foolishness And Lies!

Isn't It Amazing What A Lil' Payback
On The One Who Constantly Indulged In Dish-Out
Can Do For A Much Maligned People!?!

One Person Shouted:

How Do You Like Them Apples!?!

Another Said:

Tell Me More, Tell Me More, Tell Me More!
I Like What I'm Hearing!

Another Yelled:

Hot Topics In The People's News At 4!

Character Assassin Was Ripped Apart
And
He Could Hide His Misdeeds No More In The Dark
And
Because He Well-Knew What A False Tongue 
Against The Innocent Could Do
Character Assassin
- In A Heart-Beat -
Was Lost To Public View!

I Shall Tell You 
The Lord's Honest Truth ... 

When A Character Assassin

Gets His Character Assassinated

It Is Not Ever A Pretty Sight!

The Assassinated Character Assassin

Always Pleads Innocent

And

Wonders Boldly

Loudly

Self-Righteously ... Coldly

What Has He Ever Done To Any Body

To Deserve In His Life

Such A Dreadful Blight!?!

The Living Word Is Starkly Plain ... 

Do Unto Others ... As You Want Done Unto You!

Love Your Neighbor ... As You Love Yourself!

Since You Claim Jesus Christ

As Savior Lord And God ... 

If Jesus Christ Won't Perform Such An Act

Then Neither Should You!

Since Jesus Christ Would Never

Speak Like A Tabloid Hack

Then Neither Should You!

Honesty ... Has No Faults!

Kindness ... Has No Step-Brother!

Truth ... Is A Solid Belt

Holding The Christian's Life Together

And

Any One Who Departs From 
Love's Known Pleasant And Precious Ways

Is 
Truly Deserving Of A Bull Pistle's Sharp Flail! 

Brethren, 

As In The World

So In The Church

And

This Ought Not So To Be!

Instead Of The Church

Converting The World

Watch

As The Apostate Protestant Church

- Converted To The Ignoble Ways Of The Dying World - 

Energetically Indulges

In Ways Well-known To Be Decidedly  Ungodly! 

The Day Of Small Things

- The Day Of Reckoning -

Is 
Fast Approaching!

Is Jesus Christ The Righteous Your Lord And Master

Or

Are You From The Damned Devil

Taking Personal Coaching!?! 

Father,

Please Help Us To Permit 

The Way To Life To Transform Our Hurting

Often Wayward Feet

So That At The Appointed Time

From The Conquering King

"Well Done, Good And Faithful Servant!"

Will Be The Words Heard

When Face To Face We Shall Our Dear Savior Meet!

In Jesus Christ's Holy Name

We Humbly Pray And Plead!

AMEN.