Showing posts with label Off-Color Display. Show all posts
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Wednesday, June 19, 2019

JESUS CHRIST SAVES: Don't Forget The End Of The Book!

Man, He Ladder She In Curse!

You Mean He White-Wash She Good And Proper!

Well, Yes!

How Did She Respond!?!

Strange That You Ask
And
Strange Was Her Response!

With Her Back Ramrod Straight
Her Hands Resting Quietly At Her Sides
She Looked Up To Heaven ... And Smiled
And Softly Replied:

Yes, Lord!
I Love You!
I Will Not Forget The End Of The Book!
The King Is Coming
And I Intend To Be Thoroughly Washed And Departure Ready! 
And She Said,

Good Evening, All!
Blessings Be Upon You!

And She Turned And Walked Away 
With That Smile On Her Face!

You Should Have Seen Errol's Face!
You Ever Seen A White Black Man!?!

Can't Say That I Have!

Believe Me, Freddy, You Don't Want To!
Errol Looked Like He Was Ready To Dead! 
We All Thought He Was Going To Fall
And The Ambulance We'd Have To Call! 

So What Was The Final Disposition!?! 

After Errol Got Over His Shock
He Asked Us To Walk With Him
As He Followed Her To Their Home!

Wait!?! Wha' You Really Saying!?!

Errol And Evadney Are Married
But
They Were Unequally Yoked! 
She Serves The Lord
And
He Serves Himself ...! 

... Two Drinks Or More
And Then Behaves Like A Sore-Toothed Bore! 

She's Been Praying For Him For Years
And
He Knows It! 
He's Been Fighting Her For Years ...! 

... You Mean He's Been Resisting The Spirit Of Truth!

Well, Yes, But ...! 

... Oh, Lord, Spare Me From These Butting Goats! 

Look, You Two
He Can Run Only So Far From The Lord
Until He Must Make His Final Decision ...! 

... That's What He Cursed Her Out About! 
He Knows And He Recognises His Need Of The Savior
But
Satan Has His Hooks In Him Good! 

He Desires Freedom
But
He's Deathly Afraid! 

Afraid!?! Afraid Of What!?! 

He's Afraid Of Living The New Life
No More Spiritous Libation
No More Smoke-Filled Smelly Inhalation
No More Late-Night Lost-Souls Celebration
And
No More Base Word Postulations!

And, Furthermore
As He, Himself, Has Said 
He's Going To Have To Apologize
First ... To The Master
Then To His Beloved Wife 
Who Has Modeled In Her Person
The Life Of One Who Lives For Christ! 

Evadney Knows What Is Happening To Him
And
He Hears Her Petitions In His Behalf
And
He Knows He Is Going To Capitulate To The Lord Christ
Hence His Last Foray Into The Realm Not Nice! 

We Talked To Evadney ... Privately 
And 
She Told Us She Heard Him Crying And Praying
And
That Is Why She Responded As She Did:

Heaven And Hell Are Battling!

She Asked Us To Raise Him Up
To The Throne Of Grace
To Help Her Pray Him Into The Kingdom!

Alright!
I'm With You
And The Final Disposing Is In The Hands Of The Holy God! 

This Is Truly Good News
Despite His Off-Color Display! 

Indeed!
We See The Outward Appearance 
But
The Lord Of Love Sees Our ...! 

... Hurting, Longing, Struggling, Pleading Hearts!
I Pray That He Will Permit The Holy Spirit
To Safely Guide Him Into All Truth!
He Will Be Eternally Blessed!

AMEN!!!