Consistent Life, Waffler And Straddler ...!

Consistent Life Is Caring!
Consistent Life Is A Key!
Consistent Life Is Steady On The Foot
And
Does Not For Any Created Being
Shift Focus
To Get Off The Enemy's Cruel Hooks!

Good For Him! He Must Be Real Strong!

Consistent Life Is An Idiot
And The Only Key I Desire Or Need Is
The Key To My Creature Comforts!

What Did You Say Your Name Is?!

I'm Waffler, And This Is My Brother, Straddler!

Gracious!
I've Heard About You Guys!
You're Famously Infamous!

I Guess You've Seen Our Work!

Yes, I've Seen Your Work
And
You're Both Very Bad Examples!
You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves!

Ashamed!?!
Of What!?!

You Should Be Ashamed 
For Encouraging Gullible People
To Not Hold A Position
Because It Will Be Uncomfortable
Unpopular
Unappealing
Of No Personal Financial Benefit
And Things Of That Ilk!

Is There Anything At All
That You Will Stand Firmly For Or Upon!?!

Can't Say!
Give Me An Idea
And I'll Give An Answer!

Let's Try The Plain Truth!

How Much Are You Paying!?!

Who Stands To Gain?!
Will I Be Scoring Brownie Points?!
Will It Elevate My Name?!

Lord, Help Us!

You, Two, Are Incorrigible!

We Know!

Well, I Know That Consistent Life Is To Be Applauded!
Consistent Life Is A Steady Walker!
Consistent Life Lives For The Lord!
Consistent Life Will Gain The Heavenly Award
Because
Consistent Life Is At One With The Holy God!

Consistent Life Is Boring!
His Life Is Truly Bland!
He Does Not Know How To Have A Good Time
And We Can't Even Get Him To Hang Out With Us ...!

... Or Even With Us To Pick A Lime

Or, Just For A Day

To Do A Powder And Go On The Lam!

Obviously, That's Because Consistent Life Has Morals!
Consistent Life Lives By The Eternal Plan!
Consistent Life Does Not With The World Curry Favor
And
Best Of All

He Does Not Find The Will To Sin
To Be Of A Sweet Savor!

He Doesn't Know What He Is Missing!

A Lil' Sin Never Killed Anybody!

Is That Right?!

Sure Is!
It's Just Like A Lil' Piece Of Candy
Doesn't Give One A Rotten Tooth!

Wait A Minute, Though!
Who Are You?!
And Why Are You So Gung Ho Over Consistent Life?!
Are You His Press Agent?!

No!
I'm Holy Living, His Mother!

No Wonder He Acts So Uptight
Always Having To Do Right
Walk Right
Live Right
Speak Right
Walk In The Light
Staying Out Of The Dark Night!

Since He Is Doing All That Is Good And Right
What Do You Two Have To Say For Yourselves?!

Whatever Get's Us Gain And Gold!

So, You're Saying That You Have Your Souls Sold Out?!

Whaaat!?!
Who Said Anything About Selling Souls?!
Straddler, Did You Do That?!

Not Me!
Waffler?!

Me Neither!

This Is Mighty Interesting!
A Straddler And
The Waffler
Who Cannot For Anything Good Firmly Stand
And
Who Give Willing Allegiance To The Hand
That Is Not The Holy Son Of God
The Redeeming Son Of Man!

Not To Be Rude, But
Woman!
What Are You Talking About?!

A Double-Minded Man

Is Unstable In His Ways!

He Can't Be Trusted! 

He Is Like The Sea Tossed By The Storm Wind

And

He Will Receive Nothing From The Lord

So In His Condition

He Shouldn't Even Think To Ask! 

Lady, We Asked You A Question! 

What's With The Selling Souls Jibe!?!

It's No Jibe, Fellows!

It's A Statement Of Fact!

You Choose Not To Walk As Those Wise

And, Obviously

Are Creatures Called The Demonic Device!

You Lift Up The Liar! 

You Denigrate The Good Lord

And

Your Actions Say You Walk With Satan

And, That

In Lively Accord!

I Don't Know No Satan!

But You're On His Pay-Book!

I DON'T Know No Satan!

How Interesting, Since

You're Playing By His Play-Book!

What Foolishness You're Talking!

To Them That Perish

Truth Is Foolishness!

Ma'am!?!

Please Give Us A Straight Answer!

If You Are Not Walking And Working For The Lord

You're Walking 
And 
Working For The Devil!

But We Didn't Sign Up To Do 
No Low Mean Office For The Devil!

You May Not Have Said It

In Too Many Words

But You're Doing Vile And Gross Deeds

And

If You Do Not Change Your Sinful Ways

You Shall Damnation's Fire Feed!

But, But, We're Not That Bad!

We Just Have A Need For Speed! 

You Are Doing Bad Things

Leading People Astray

And

Yourselves 

Walk In The Wrong Way! 

Waffler!?! 

Yes, Straddler!?! 

I Think I'm Going To Be Sick!

You May Think

But I Know For Sure That

I'm Going To Be Sick!

Consistent Life's Mommy

Will You Help Us Get Clean!?!

You've Come To The Right Person

If You Really Want

A Holy Life!

It's Time To Stop Playing Charades

And

Belly Up To The Cross

Or Be Forever Lost!

We'll Do It!

What's Our First Task!?!

Confess Your Sin To God

In The Name Of Jesus Christ

And

Repent Of Your Wicked Ways And Evil Deeds

And

Take A Christ-Like Position 

And .... Hold It!

Deny That Base Liar Satan

Trust And Obey Jesus

And

Willingly, Faithfully, Go Where He Leads!

And ... 

In The Name That Is Holy

Take Name, Gain, Gold And Glory

Off The Throne Of Your Heart!

Jesus Christ Is Gain! 

Jesus Christ Is Glory! 

Jesus Christ Is Profit
And

Gives Heavenly Gold

And

No One Faithful Suffers Loss

If

Jesus Christ 
Is 
His All

And

The Things Of This World Are

Given The Toss!

Not To Be Nosy Or Anything
But, Consistent Life's Mommy 

If You Are Holy Living

What Is His Daddy's Name!

His Father Is Glory N. D. Cross

Son Of Walk N. Holy

Son Of D. Lords Our Rock

Son Of Look Up N. Live

Son Of Trust N. Obey

Son Of Faith First N. Last!

Wait A Minute! 

I'm Seeing Something Here! 

Give Me A Minute! 

I Think I've Got It! 

Straddler Watson!?! 

Yes, Sherlock Waffler!

Mummy Will Finally Be Proud Of Us Today! 

Listen To This ... 

With Faith First. Last

Fallen Man Can Trust N. Obey God! 

Take Time To Look Up N. Live!

D. Lord's Our Rock!

By Walk N. Holy

You Show That You Glory N. D. Cross!

Holy Living Is Modeled 

And Is Apparent To Onlookers

When You Live A Consistent Life!

Wow! I Believe You're Right!
Mummy Will Be Glad To Know That
We Have Finally Gained Insight!

Indeed!

Who Is Your Mummy, Boys!?!

Leaning On Jesus!

I Know Her! A Good Woman Indeed!
Please Do Your Best
And
Walk Right
And
Avoid Damnation's Dark Night!

Thanks, Kindly, Consistent Life's Mummy!

We Sincerely Appreciate You!

Blessings, Boys!
Blessings Be Upon You!

 

Gospel Goes Forth

He spoke The Word of The Gospel
They put him into Bonds
He Stood up for The Gospel
They, in Anger, Spilt his Blood!

Man May Kill Man
Man Cannot Kill God's Word
For, like Water
It Always Finds Its Level!

The Story Goes Like This:

Gospel Worker = Pitcher of Life-Giving Water:

Gospel Worker walks and waters Flowers in Far-flung Fields
Gospel Worker comes to The Town of Dry Gulch
Population: Parched
Sheriff: Dread
Policy: Maintain The Status Quo
Church: What For?!
Brothels: Busy
Truth: Absent
Needs: Many
Wants: Vomit Inducing
Goals: Glorious Gain
Mayor: Mumbles
Doctor: Dribbles
Desire: Growth
Hearts: Hungry
Eyes: Blind
Ears: Itching
Voice: Boisterous
Song: Sad
Sound: Uncertain
Peace: Poor
Hope: Imprisoned
Health: Hostage

Sheriff Dread is Dreadful!
Towns-persons are Terrorized!
Help is Sought!

Gospel-worker goes Door to Door
People are Interested
But Frightened for Sure!

On The Day Appointed
A Gathering was Held
On The Open Way of Assembly:

Come One! Come All!

Come and Be Fed!

Come To Jesus Christ!

Don't By Sin Be Misled!

All The Parched Gathered and
Gospel Worker Started to Speak!

AND ... 

Here and There
A Moist Dot Appeared!

Sheriff Dread, Always Vigilant
Noticed, and, and, well, Screeched!!

Always Able to Read The Weather, and
A Subscriber to Signs of These Times, and
Never one to Like Prayer
Nor that Corrupting Good Influence
Sheriff Dread Broke Through the Gathering
And on Gospel Worker Pounded Away!

When Dread's Work was Finished
Gospel-worker's Life was on The Ground!

Dread said: "Clean Cover up this Mess!
No need for Truth to get around!
We have rid you of a Sure Pest
Get with The Program
Dread knows Best!"

When The Day's Work was Finished
The Open Way was Nigh to Untouched!
Status Quo had been Maintained, but ...
Something IS Growing Underground!

Time Passed ...

Sirens!
Sirens!
Sirens are Screaming!

Sheriff Dread is 
Out Cold  ... Flat On The Ground
For, on The Open Way of Assembly stood
A Forest of Love Like Flowers, and Trees with True Fruit
Laden Down!

The Parched were Grabbing and Eating!
Fruit Juice was Running Down Hands and Cheeks
And Whoever Injested that True Fruit
Became Moist, Tender, Noble and Sweet!

Dry Gulch Is Now Known as Sheep May Safely Graze
Population: Watered
Intention: God's Word Speak
Sheriff: Truth Provided
Mayor: Saving Souls
Doctor: Helps 'n Heals
People: Happy
Needs: Few & Met
Hope: Secure
Health: Sure
Peace: Pure
Voice: Victorious
Song: Glorious
Sound: Certain
Eyes: Salved
Ears: Unstopped
Wants: Nothing to Bother Young Me nor Old You! 

MORAL OF THE STORY:

The Dreads of This World Seek to Limit The Spread of The Gospel by Death and Destruction!

The More they Kill and Destroy, The More The Gospel of The Love of Jesus Christ is Spread! 

Many will be Martyred for The Word of The Gospel - and those Deaths will Bear Much Fruit for The Kingdom of God - but only as long as Man's Probation is Open! 

If there is no one to be Saved, there will no longer be a Kingdom Benefit to be Derived from Christians dying so they won't be able to kill us any longer!

Death has no Power over a True Christ Believer! We Will Rise Again!

We have No Need to be Afraid of Those Who Will Kill The Body for they CANNOT Kill Our Souls in Hell!

Man Against Almighty God Is A "No Contest!" so

Fear God

and 

Give Glory to Him

for 

The Hour of His Judgment 

is 

At Hand! 

Rev. 14:7 (in part)

WISDOM: Good vs. Grubs

I met a little Magpie
Stepping prettily as she went
She walked across the Window Sill
And then she daintily bent
And picked up The Shining Object
And ... away she went!

Ding, Ding, ding!!
Light Bulb Moment:

God Gives Us The Good

BUT

We Go After Satan's Grubs!

We Steal, Beg, Borrow, and Covet Shiny Non-beneficial Pyrite (Fool's Gold)
And Cast Off The Off The Scale Pure Gold of Heaven
Because it does not have
The False Glow and Cheap Sheen That Sin Artfully Supplies!


Please Remember ...

Anything That Satan and Sin "Give"

is

Holo-Marked

"Instantly Decays Upon Opening!"

and is

Useless for Salvation

as it

Corrupts Good Manners and Morals

while

Corroding The Spirit

and is also

Disease-bearing

and

Distinctly Deadly!

TRANSLATION:

Nothing Good Comes From Satan!!

So, Dear Ones, Go To God For The Gold ...

GOD'S PROMISES ARE TRUE

GOD'S PROMISES ARE SURE

GOD'S PROMISES ARE EVERLASTING

for

JESUS CHRIST'S BLOOD

 MAKES THEM SECURE!!

Good Christian

Good Christian

I heard one day of Good Christian

And for a moment I couldn't understand

If over there Good Christian see

Then over yonder Bad Christian be.

Good Christian as we're sure to know

Is gentle, helpful, no worldly flow

Means then Bad Christian is likely

Suffering chronic, and putting on a hyper-show.

Good Christian is eager, approachable too

Bad Christian suffers lassitude and ingratitude, who knew?

Good Christian has fine morals he wears like a skin

Bad Christian – catch him offside – he swears at his kin!

Good Christian seeks to his wisdom share

Bad Christian shows knowledge with so great a flair

Good Christian exhibits a right kindly glow

Bad Christian never fears to tell who he knows.

I tell you all this so that you would know

Wherever the rabbit, the fox it will show!

Good Christian, Bad Christian, the wheat and the tare

Together, a-growing, same garden they share!

Our Bible tells us to watch the fruit

Because a bad tree never a good fruit seed

Bitter water cannot good water contain

And hot mout' will speak what cold heart enchain!

So when you see Christian Good and Bad

Look to Jesus, and then be glad

For Gentleness, goodness, and honesty, see right

In the mien of him who is following the Light! **BJC**

THEY CAN'T HIDE!