Consistent Life, Waffler And Straddler ...!

Consistent Life Is Caring!
Consistent Life Is A Key!
Consistent Life Is Steady On The Foot
And
Does Not For Any Created Being
Shift Focus
To Get Off The Enemy's Cruel Hooks!

Good For Him! He Must Be Real Strong!

Consistent Life Is An Idiot
And The Only Key I Desire Or Need Is
The Key To My Creature Comforts!

What Did You Say Your Name Is?!

I'm Waffler, And This Is My Brother, Straddler!

Gracious!
I've Heard About You Guys!
You're Famously Infamous!

I Guess You've Seen Our Work!

Yes, I've Seen Your Work
And
You're Both Very Bad Examples!
You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves!

Ashamed!?!
Of What!?!

You Should Be Ashamed 
For Encouraging Gullible People
To Not Hold A Position
Because It Will Be Uncomfortable
Unpopular
Unappealing
Of No Personal Financial Benefit
And Things Of That Ilk!

Is There Anything At All
That You Will Stand Firmly For Or Upon!?!

Can't Say!
Give Me An Idea
And I'll Give An Answer!

Let's Try The Plain Truth!

How Much Are You Paying!?!

Who Stands To Gain?!
Will I Be Scoring Brownie Points?!
Will It Elevate My Name?!

Lord, Help Us!

You, Two, Are Incorrigible!

We Know!

Well, I Know That Consistent Life Is To Be Applauded!
Consistent Life Is A Steady Walker!
Consistent Life Lives For The Lord!
Consistent Life Will Gain The Heavenly Award
Because
Consistent Life Is At One With The Holy God!

Consistent Life Is Boring!
His Life Is Truly Bland!
He Does Not Know How To Have A Good Time
And We Can't Even Get Him To Hang Out With Us ...!

... Or Even With Us To Pick A Lime

Or, Just For A Day

To Do A Powder And Go On The Lam!

Obviously, That's Because Consistent Life Has Morals!
Consistent Life Lives By The Eternal Plan!
Consistent Life Does Not With The World Curry Favor
And
Best Of All

He Does Not Find The Will To Sin
To Be Of A Sweet Savor!

He Doesn't Know What He Is Missing!

A Lil' Sin Never Killed Anybody!

Is That Right?!

Sure Is!
It's Just Like A Lil' Piece Of Candy
Doesn't Give One A Rotten Tooth!

Wait A Minute, Though!
Who Are You?!
And Why Are You So Gung Ho Over Consistent Life?!
Are You His Press Agent?!

No!
I'm Holy Living, His Mother!

No Wonder He Acts So Uptight
Always Having To Do Right
Walk Right
Live Right
Speak Right
Walk In The Light
Staying Out Of The Dark Night!

Since He Is Doing All That Is Good And Right
What Do You Two Have To Say For Yourselves?!

Whatever Get's Us Gain And Gold!

So, You're Saying That You Have Your Souls Sold Out?!

Whaaat!?!
Who Said Anything About Selling Souls?!
Straddler, Did You Do That?!

Not Me!
Waffler?!

Me Neither!

This Is Mighty Interesting!
A Straddler And
The Waffler
Who Cannot For Anything Good Firmly Stand
And
Who Give Willing Allegiance To The Hand
That Is Not The Holy Son Of God
The Redeeming Son Of Man!

Not To Be Rude, But
Woman!
What Are You Talking About?!

A Double-Minded Man

Is Unstable In His Ways!

He Can't Be Trusted! 

He Is Like The Sea Tossed By The Storm Wind

And

He Will Receive Nothing From The Lord

So In His Condition

He Shouldn't Even Think To Ask! 

Lady, We Asked You A Question! 

What's With The Selling Souls Jibe!?!

It's No Jibe, Fellows!

It's A Statement Of Fact!

You Choose Not To Walk As Those Wise

And, Obviously

Are Creatures Called The Demonic Device!

You Lift Up The Liar! 

You Denigrate The Good Lord

And

Your Actions Say You Walk With Satan

And, That

In Lively Accord!

I Don't Know No Satan!

But You're On His Pay-Book!

I DON'T Know No Satan!

How Interesting, Since

You're Playing By His Play-Book!

What Foolishness You're Talking!

To Them That Perish

Truth Is Foolishness!

Ma'am!?!

Please Give Us A Straight Answer!

If You Are Not Walking And Working For The Lord

You're Walking 
And 
Working For The Devil!

But We Didn't Sign Up To Do 
No Low Mean Office For The Devil!

You May Not Have Said It

In Too Many Words

But You're Doing Vile And Gross Deeds

And

If You Do Not Change Your Sinful Ways

You Shall Damnation's Fire Feed!

But, But, We're Not That Bad!

We Just Have A Need For Speed! 

You Are Doing Bad Things

Leading People Astray

And

Yourselves 

Walk In The Wrong Way! 

Waffler!?! 

Yes, Straddler!?! 

I Think I'm Going To Be Sick!

You May Think

But I Know For Sure That

I'm Going To Be Sick!

Consistent Life's Mommy

Will You Help Us Get Clean!?!

You've Come To The Right Person

If You Really Want

A Holy Life!

It's Time To Stop Playing Charades

And

Belly Up To The Cross

Or Be Forever Lost!

We'll Do It!

What's Our First Task!?!

Confess Your Sin To God

In The Name Of Jesus Christ

And

Repent Of Your Wicked Ways And Evil Deeds

And

Take A Christ-Like Position 

And .... Hold It!

Deny That Base Liar Satan

Trust And Obey Jesus

And

Willingly, Faithfully, Go Where He Leads!

And ... 

In The Name That Is Holy

Take Name, Gain, Gold And Glory

Off The Throne Of Your Heart!

Jesus Christ Is Gain! 

Jesus Christ Is Glory! 

Jesus Christ Is Profit
And

Gives Heavenly Gold

And

No One Faithful Suffers Loss

If

Jesus Christ 
Is 
His All

And

The Things Of This World Are

Given The Toss!

Not To Be Nosy Or Anything
But, Consistent Life's Mommy 

If You Are Holy Living

What Is His Daddy's Name!

His Father Is Glory N. D. Cross

Son Of Walk N. Holy

Son Of D. Lords Our Rock

Son Of Look Up N. Live

Son Of Trust N. Obey

Son Of Faith First N. Last!

Wait A Minute! 

I'm Seeing Something Here! 

Give Me A Minute! 

I Think I've Got It! 

Straddler Watson!?! 

Yes, Sherlock Waffler!

Mummy Will Finally Be Proud Of Us Today! 

Listen To This ... 

With Faith First. Last

Fallen Man Can Trust N. Obey God! 

Take Time To Look Up N. Live!

D. Lord's Our Rock!

By Walk N. Holy

You Show That You Glory N. D. Cross!

Holy Living Is Modeled 

And Is Apparent To Onlookers

When You Live A Consistent Life!

Wow! I Believe You're Right!
Mummy Will Be Glad To Know That
We Have Finally Gained Insight!

Indeed!

Who Is Your Mummy, Boys!?!

Leaning On Jesus!

I Know Her! A Good Woman Indeed!
Please Do Your Best
And
Walk Right
And
Avoid Damnation's Dark Night!

Thanks, Kindly, Consistent Life's Mummy!

We Sincerely Appreciate You!

Blessings, Boys!
Blessings Be Upon You!