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In This Corner Wearing Tangerine Trunks Displaying Squeakers And Squawkers Is
Can't Catch-A-Break!
He Is A 100-Pound Weakling BUT Surprise And Shock He Can Dead Lift Clean And Jerk AND Snatch The Heaviest Weight That It Is Possible For Any Human Who Ever Lived Or Will Ever Live To Consciously Bear!
He Can Raise That Weight Even Sitting In A Comfy Chair!
Yeahhhh!
Woo Hoo!
In That Corner Wearing White Trunks
With A Blue Border And Fringes Is Dah Christian!
Dah Christian's Recorded Heaviest Weight Lifted Is Old King James AND He Can Do It On The Run Sitting Standing Walking AND Ever Spinning Around!
He Can Accomplish Feats Of Greatness
Just By A Flick Of The Wrist AND He Does Something Called Witness!
Boooooo!
Boooooo! Boooooo! Useless! Go Home!
Are You Ready To Rumble?!
Yeah! Bring It On!
No, I Am Not!
Dah Christian Got To Be An Idiot!
Catcha Is Gonna Wipe The Floor With Him!
This Does Not Seem Real! They Are Not In The Same League!
Catcha! First Statement:
Your Soap Doan Sud! Your Brush Can't Scrub And Every Coin In Your Pocket Ain't Nothing But Crooked Slugs!!
Why?! How?! You If, But And And! I'll Kill You! I'll Rip You A New One!
Beeeeep!!
Yeahhhh!! I Told You!
Christian! First Statement:
You Are A Liar! A Loafer! A Bold And Grand Sleaze! You Nickel And Dime Widows And All Your Clean Dogs Got Ticks And Fleas!
10 Seconds On The Clock!
Why Won't He Respond?!
3 2 1 BEEEEEEEEEP!!
ROUND 2!
Catcha! You're Thin-Skinned A Tight-Wad A Sheep-Stealer And A Fraud!
You ...
You ...! You ...! Ooohhh!!! I'm Gonna Rip Your Tongue Out! I'll Scalp You! I'll Put Salt In Your Eye!
Beeeeep!
Yeah!Yeah! He's Winning! Look At His Muscles Bulge!
Christian! You Scored No Points Last Round!
Let's See What You Can Do This Round! You Have Got To Defend Your Self! It's The Way Of The World!
The Accusation Is:
You Are A Liar! A Crier! You Steal Pension Funds! You Play With Light Skirts! You Imbibe Rot-Gut White Rum!
The Audience Gasps! Catcha Steps Back! Dah Christian Kneels Down!
What Is He Doing!
Maybe He's Saying His Prayers!
The Crowd Roars!
Beep! Beep! Beeeeeep!!!
Catcha Wins! He Lifted High His Self! He Came To His Own Defense! He Stuck To His Guns ...!?!
Craaaack!!
What Was That!?!
Look! Look!!
Catcha Just Dropped Through The Floor!
Wha ... Why ... How!?!
Catcha? Catcha? You Alright, Man?!
Nooo! No O ooh! I Broke My Seeeelf!
My Self Is Too Heavy! Ask Dah Christian For Help!
Christian! Dah Christian! Catcha Git Broken By 'e Self! Can You Help Him? Please Help Him! He Said He Can No Longer Depend On His Self!
Dah Christian Responded:
Self Has No Back Prop No Footing It's Head Is Always Bare So Tell That Can't Catcha To Let go Of Self And He Will Rise Up! Tell Him To Have No Fear! He Will Float In The Air!
Catcha?! Can You Hear Me?!
Baaarely! Just Baaarely!
Nevertheless, Listen Good!
Dah Christian Says Let Go Of Self For He Says That Is How The Devil's Darts Are Withstood!
Christian Says
Don't Jump At Every Slight And Insult For A Soft Answer Turns Away Wrath And Even Better Silence Is Golden For With God's Blessing The World Can Be Withstood!
And, Furthermore
He Says There's To Be
No More Carrying Around That Hock-Hobbled Golden Calf!
He's Up! He's Up! Catch Just Stood Up! He's Going To Be All Right!
Catcha Is Standing Firmly On His Feet!
Not Long Thereafter ...
Christian! Dah Christian! Where You Learn All That Good Stuff?!
I Lift High Old King James! I Flutter All His Pages AND He Ruffles The Whorls On My Brain! AND By The Faith Of Jesus Christ I Withstand Satan's Rages!
You Don't Say?!
I Accept All Of Christ's Teaching! I Was Like You But I Accepted The Word Against Self For I No Longer Wanted To Be World Champion Lifting The Heaviest Weight In The World My - The - Self!
Self Desires Supremacy! Self Is Its Own God! Self Sits On A Self-made Throne Compliments Of King Fraud!
I Am Not King Of My Life! Jesus Christ Holds That Prime Place So All My Burdens The Barbs Of This Life I Cast Them All On Him! And With Full Confidence In My Lord Christ I Can The Wicked World Face!
As Easy As That?!
As Easy As *That!*
Jesus Attends! Defends! Contends! I Pray And I Obey For I Gave Self To My Savior That Dragon For To Slay!
Now ... It's Good Bye To You And I Pray You Have A Blessed Day!
Wow!What A Nice Man!
That's A Good Christian!
Pity He Didn't Fight For Self ...!
He Didn't Need To For He Has The Lord Christ On His Side!
I Was Never One For Visiting Pleasure Palaces! I Preferred Entertaining At Home For There I Could Know All That Was Going On And Nor Worry About Unrighteous Acts And Behaviors Having Free Reign In That Place That I Called My Own! I Always Set Me A Good Table! I Poured Beverages That No One Could Call Upon: "On The Rocks!" Or "Make That Neat!" I Was Ever-Cognizant Of My Reputation AND Did Nothing To Put My Name On Cloud Blast Or On Vicious Repeat! NOW ... We Must Realize That As Christians Every Thing That Is Done Will Offend Somebody Especially That One Who Looks To Destroy And Cause Sorrow For Any Every Body In God's Service Employed Or In His Living Word Steeped! The Brand Of The Christian Is Made Bullet Proof By Christ! The Brand Of The Unbeliever Often Makes One Cringe Cower And Sometimes Say "Look, There! A Child Of Satan!" Or "That's A Satanic Device!" BUT ... When A Child Of God Looks Like Smells Like Talks As Acts Upon AND Is Consumed By The Flavors The Fragrances Of The Wily Wild World It Is Time For Us All To Get Back To The Undiluted Course Grains Of The Plain Unprocessed Spirit-Inspired Holy Word! A Christian Should Be As Identifiable As A Bleeding Sore Thumb In A Lily White Skin Tight Formal Dress Glove! All Seers Should Be Able To See That What You Are Professing Is To You Truly Real AND Not The Means To Fix The Matter Of Getting You Made Popular In The Vanity-Inspired Social Media Chatter! Christianity Is Not A Religion! Christianity Is The Way To Life! Christianity Is The Measuring Tape By Which Seekers After God Measure How Far They Are Getting Away From Sin AND Getting Closer To The Eternal God In This Mortal Carnal Life! Christianity Is Neither A Convenience A Roman Holiday Nor A Cause Celebre AND It Is Not A Poor Man Panacea Nor The Wannabe Rich Man's Causeway! Christianity Is Mode Method Means Bicycle Pedal AND Power To Push To Travel The Distance On The Eternal God's Glory Road AND Not A Way For Satan To Be Every Man's God Goad! God's Glory Is Not That To Be Found In A Hole Nor The Proof To Be Found On The Wandering Ones' Soles! NOW ... If Christian Called Is Who You Aspire To Be You Need To Remember The Words:
"Thou, God, Seest Me!"
AND Think About What You Are Doing AND The Appearance Of Evil Shun AND Stop Giving Satan A Comic Book To Read For Christians' Failure Fun! IF ... You Don't Apologize For Being Brother Sister Husband Wife Friend Family Don't The Name Of Jesus Christ Wittingly Compromise! Don't Give The World A Reason To Laugh At You AND Call You Soft! Don't Give Satan Another Reason To Try And Pick You Off The Engrafted Tree From Which You Get Life So That You Can Laughingly Live It Up In An Elevated Canopy Bed Full Of Human Lice In A Tricked-Out Loft! Be Mindful Ever Careful Of The Manufacturer Whose Bed You Sleep Lounge Upon For That Manufacturer May Be Him Who Is In Eternal Opposition To The Living Holy Faithful Eternal All Seeing All Knowing Ever Present Soul Preserving Sin Destroying God!
The Bright Light Church Is Spectacular and Blazing Bright! The Comfy Seats Hold All-Size Bums Nice and Tight! The Sanctuary Choir Is Quite A Gymnast's Delight! The Dance Troupe Puts On A Spectacle Worthy Of A Heavy-weight Prize Fight! The Preaching Makes All Bold Sinners Feel Alright In God's Sight AND The Offering Plates Would Give A Giant A Goady Not Light! On Any Given Monday The Teaching Is About You! On Any Given Tuesday The Teaching Is About You, Too! On Any Given Wednesday The Teaching Is About Loving You Times Two! BUT Every Other Thursday The Teaching Is On You and Your Boo Loving You! AND Don't Forget That This Coming Friday The Teaching Is About Fabulously Feeding You, You and All The Rest Of Some Of You, You! Now ... Saturdays Are Special For Everybody Is Off Work And There Is A Morning Class In Hospitality Teaching How Christians Can Holy Twerk BUT Don't Forget Yourself And Behave Like A Jerk If You See Any Naughty Bits Pretty, Pretty Perk! Let Me Stop Here And Advise You That This Is All About Love And Inclusion Embracing All And Sundry AND Giving Them A Place To Know That God Thinks Them Well AND Their Designed Life - No Matter How Lived - IS - By God In God Through God For God - Blissfully Delightfully Fine! All Sermons Are Of On And About God's Love! All Offerings Are Love! All Wrong-Doing Is Swept Under The Hand-tied Hand Painted Love Rug Near The High Altar's Right Side BECAUSE In The Old Testament The Ark Of The Covenant Had A Mercy Seat Where The Left Angel's Illumination Meant "No!" or "Punishment!" AND The Right Angel's Illumination Meant "Yes!" or "Life's A Blessed Treat!" Now ... The Investors In The Business Of The Beautiful Bright Light Mega-Church Are Really Truly Bright For They Have Taken The Best Of The Teachings Of Myriad Religions AND Crafted For Themselves Illuminated Preachings Designed To Obscure Jesus Christ's Divine Holy Light! The Bright Ones Are Forthright! Their Words Of Truth Are Colored To Please AND Their Words Of Wisdom Are Such That Would Give Short Fat Fleas Round and Nice Bendable Knees! Within This Lit Bright Man-Crafted Mixed-Mystery Tradition It Is Totally Not Irrelevant What You Personally Believe! You Come To That Light Because Your Life Is As Night AND Bright Illumination Provides Holy-Man Insight Eyesight To Fight Against Inconvenient Truths About Situation and Self That Frighten and Benight AND True Personal Prosperous Growth Blight!
Rule ONE: Help Self Then - Maybe - Another!
Rule TWO: One Of Anything For Self Is Good BUT Two For Self Are Always Better!
Rule THREE: In All Disputes RULE ONE Applies!
Rule FOUR: In Charity Work, Make Sure RULE TWO Is Activated BEFORE Gifting!
Now, Strangely Enough ...
When The Giving Band Is On The Altar Of Praise
Humbly Requesting Donations
To Feed Clothe
Widow, Orphans and
Those Who Are Slightly Crazed
Much Is Made Of King Jesus
And What He Would Do
BUT ...
Without Missing A Beat
AND Before Taking Their Seats
The Giving Band
Cites
Rules ONE, TWO and FOUR
For
Charity Begins At Home
AND
Joyously Shouts: "Self-Denial Is NOT A Hunger Cure!"
Unsurprisingly ...
The Holy Book Is As Custom Made
For Selfishness Is A Virtue
AND
Self-Denial - To Them
IS The Card Overplayed
By Those Old-Fashioned Christians
Of Christendom's Former Glory Days
AND
As Far As The Brightly Lit Are Concerned
Are Passe
AND
De Trop
Which Is Why Old-World Christianity
IS A Total Flop
AND They Have Set It Aside AND
Have Embraced It Not! Self IS The Worship Band! Feelings Are Fuel and Myriad As Sand! Jesus IS An Off-Ramp Upon Which Vacationers Stand AND Hope For Eternal Glory IS - If You Are Lucky - Where A Fleeting Thought May Land! Repentance IS Perfume! Confession IS A Hot Tune! Live As You Like IS Always Right For God Loves You AND You Are Good As You Are Doing In His Heavenly Eye-Sight!
