VESPERS AT THE END OF THE SABBATH: The PEG!

 

Anybody Got A PEG!?! 

Gracy, What Can You Do With A Peg!?! 

Yes, Gracy, What Will You Do With A Single Peg!?! 

Mindy, Pandy, You Misunderstand!

I Am Not Asking About A Peg As In A Clothes Peg!

I Am Talking About The Capital PEG! 

Okaaay! 

So, Gracy Sweet Girl, What Exactly Is A Capital PEG!?! 

Glad You Asked, Jen-Jen! 

You Know When You Have "The Problem" 

And You Need Help Real Bad 

And You're At Your Wits' End 

And You Don't Know Whether You're Coming Or Going 

And You Can't Figure Out If You Should Stand Up Or Sit Down 

Like If Standing Isn't An Upper And Sitting Isn't A Downer!?! 

You Know, Right!?! 

Well, You've Been Praying But ...! 

... I Know That Feeling Very Well! 

Well, My Dear Ones, The Praying Is The Letter "P" 

But There Is No "E" and "G!" 

So, What's The "E" And "G!?!" 

Have You Ever Heard About That Lil' Thing That 

Everybody Needs To Succeed But Hates To Expend!?! 

Come On, Gracy! 

We All Know That One 

And I Had One Of Those Moments Today! 

I Had Laundry To Do, And I Was Hoping That It Would Do Itself 

Because "I Didn't Feel Like Expending The Effort!" 

People, We Have Got Ourselves A Strong "E!" 

Does Anybody Have Any Thoughts About What That 

Good Old "G" Could Be!?! 

Not A Clue! 

What About You, Mindy!?! 

Goose Eggs, Gracy! 

Here's A Free Clue: 

King James: Come Boldly! 

I Know, I Know! 

Yes, Jen-Jen! 

Come Boldly To The Throne Of Capital "G" For Grace! 

Very Good! 

So Our Capital PEG Starts Out With 

Our Faith First Calling Us To PRAY Without Ceasing 

While EXPENDING EFFORT To Do Those Things 

Which Almighty God Will Not Do For Us 

Because We Can Do Them For Ourselves

While Availing Ourselves Of The Invitation 

To Solicit The Throne Of Grace To Obtain Mercy 

AND GRACE To Help Us In Our Time Of Need! 

That Is Boss, Gracy! 

Can A Sister Borrow A PEG!?! 

That's A Hard "NO!" Mindy! 

Go Make Your Own! 

AMEN!!! 

Peace!