Let's Offend Satan Today:
Exercise Faith And Indulge In Prayer
To The True And Living God
In Highest Heaven Above!!!
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Pray Little Was Telling Everybody And His Brother That
She Had Found The Man Of Her Dreams
In A Chatty Room
On-Line
And
She Is Calling It A Heavenly Hook-up!
Brenda, Did That Silly Girl Tell You The Name Of Her "Beau!?!"
I Can't Say That She Did!
Well, I Ain't One To Gossip
Or Mind Big People Business
But ...!
... Oh, Dear!
I Don't Like How This Starting To Sound!
Are You Going To Let Me Finish!?!
I'm Sorry, But You're Making My Antenna Vibrate!
As Well It Should!
Okay, Okay!
Tell Me What You Know!
Our Little Miss Innocent Pray Little
Has Got Herself Involved
In An Incestuous Relationship
With Her Cousin ... Once Removed
In An Incestuous Relationship
With Her Cousin ... Once Removed
Whose Name Is Little Faith!
Lord, No!
You're A Liar!
She Wouldn't!
She Couldn't!
She Did!
But, Why!?!
From The Horse's Mouth
And I Quote:
And I Quote:
"He Completes Me!"
You Do Know That She Wasn't Lying!?!
Of Course, I Did
And That Is What Is So Very Frustrating About It!
Don't You Have Any Eligible Young' Uns In Your Circle!
I Tried To Hook Her Up With I. Believe God
Buuut She Told Him To His Face That
He Doesn't Light Her Fire
He Doesn't Light Her Fire
That He's Too Set In His Ways
That There's No Excitement In Him!
Mercy, Lord, Mercy!
Smyrna Lee Tried To Get Her To Chat Up Enduring Faith
And The Prideful Young Miss Said That He Is Too Old
And That She Needs Warmth, Heat, Electricity In Her Life!
Wait!
Waaaaait A Minute!
I've Heard This Conversation Before ...!
Waaaaait A Minute!
I've Heard This Conversation Before ...!
.... Took You Long Enough To Catch On!
Oh, Dear!
Been There ...!
... Done That!
And So The World Turns!
Nothing New Under The Sun!
And So The World Turns!
Nothing New Under The Sun!
Indeed, Indeed!
Shall We Break It To Her
Or Shall We Let Her Have Her Fling In The Cruel World
While She Attends The School Of Hard Knocks!?!
Let's Tell Her!
We Can't Make Her Do Anything
But
We Can Tell Her The Truth!
We Can Tell Her The Truth!
How She Then Chooses To Perform
Will Be Her Own Private, Personal, Uncoerced, Decision!
No Effort, No Hope Of Reward!
No Effort, No Hope Of Reward!
Fair Enough!
Brethren, Beloved
Faith Comes By Hearing The Word Of God
Which Plainly Tells Us
To Pray Without Ceasing!
If You Don't Have Faith
You Will Not Pray!
If You Do Not Pray
You Will Not Have Faith!
Praying Just A Little
Always Ends In Exercising Just A Little Faith!
These Are Scourges In The Life Of A Christian
And
Must Be Corrected At All Costs!
Without Faith
All You Have Is Doubt
And
Doubt Always Leads To Disbelief!
Without Faith
It Is Impossible To Please Our God Holy
And
Without Praying
We Have No Communication With Him!
Faith Comes By Hearing The Word Of God
Which Plainly Tells Us
To Pray Without Ceasing!
If You Don't Have Faith
You Will Not Pray!
If You Do Not Pray
You Will Not Have Faith!
Praying Just A Little
Always Ends In Exercising Just A Little Faith!
These Are Scourges In The Life Of A Christian
And
Must Be Corrected At All Costs!
Without Faith
All You Have Is Doubt
And
Doubt Always Leads To Disbelief!
Disbelief
Always Gives Satan
Something "Delicious" Against Jesus Christ
To Vindictively Rail About!
Without Faith
It Is Impossible To Please Our God Holy
And
Without Praying
We Have No Communication With Him!
Praying Raises Us Up To The Throne Of Grace
And
Faith Unlocks Heaven's Storehouses!
Dear Father, In The Name Of The Holy Jesus, Please Help Me To Rid My Soul Of All Doubt, And Moment By Moment To Step Out In My Daily Gift Of Daily Faith!
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