Saturday, March 28, 2015

When Greed Is A Creed




When greed is your creed
There is a need
To water your greed's seed!

When greed is your creed
There is a pressing need
Your growing greed to constantly feed!

Greed is a seed
A seed with a need
To grow and expand
Engulfing the man
Who refuses to stand
Upon the firmest of ground
Hard rock - not sand!

I tell you today
Come away - don’t delay
For greed costs - it don’t pay!



Greed is a greedy sow
Always saying “Feed me! Feed me, now!”
Rutting, digging in like a plow
Greed wants more now
Right now. Right now!

The seed of greed is a deadly
Its a right deadly sin
Never looking up outward
Always in - deep within
It forswears the host's family
It denies the host’s will
All it ever wants is
Plenty of swill! Please fill! Fill! FILL!!

Commonsense has no bedding
Reason has no legs
The old god that has preeminence is
The god of Please Fill
Me with some goodies
I like how they taste,
Their feel on the tongue
Gives a most glorious cheap thrill!

Then

One day comes the reckoning
The Reckoner is He
Who made each a creature
A worshiper of God to be
Not to worship king mammon
Not to worship Evil Lore
Not to worship the old stomach
That has no stopper
And made with elastic for sure!

Walk away, I beseech you
Ask King Jesus for help
Place your all on His Altar
And you will be helped
To deny the world
Its bounties, its needs
And to kill off most assuredly
That pig called Hog 'N Greed!

Pray for relief today
Pray for relief and say
I give Lord, my will, my way
I’m Yours, I’ll follow You all the way...
HOME!


Friday, March 27, 2015

Happy Sabbath! + No Permission!!









Jesus Christ gave no one permission
To try to make me hate myself
You may goad, you may grudge, you may grind me
But you can’t make me lay on an ice shelf!

God - The Lord - IS my Shepherd
In Him I shall NEVER know want
For care, for comfort, food, nor shelter
For His Angels around me encamp!

Jesus Christ - He is my champion
He always gives me the victory
Over demons, defilers, detractors
And even friends that are hidden enemies!

So do your damnedest you rotten old devil
It won’t work - I’m a child of The King!
I will tell My Father on you
And in the Lake of Fire you'll take your last swim!





Thursday, March 26, 2015

God Ain't No Black Bat

People seem to be taking up position
For - or against - Almighty God
Their actions often seem haphazard
And their thinking appears mightily flawed!

Some people don’t believe in God
Some people behave like they are god
Some people insist believing doesn’t matter
Some people say The Bible's God is a fraud!

Half believe that God IS
Half believe that God ISN’T
Half believe that if they could believe He might prove real, and
Half believe that if they do He mightn’t!

No riddle me this, no riddle me that
God is real - He ain’t no black bat
Call upon Jesus - faithful is He
Call Him! He’s real! Call Him and you’ll see!

My God is real
We talk every day
He is on the mainline
There is no cell signal decay
You may trust me - I speak truth
I gain nothing by a lie
But if you don’t believe in God
Believe me! You ARE going to die!

Great Deception in the atmosphere
Great Deception in the governing chair
Great Deception in the church of God
But, my people, I am here to declare:

Jesus Christ IS God’s Son
And He is God, too
Along with Holy Spirit
Also God too, it is true
These three be One God
Which looks out for man
So ignore Deceiving Old Satan 
Who tried to alter God’s Plan
Come to the Altar
Believe, and say a prayer!
There is singing in heaven
When a sinner declares
That God is His Father
Jesus is Redeemer, Savior, Friend
Holy Spirit is the Comforter
How Heaven erupts with “Amen!”
And how it cheers so abundantly
And cheers aloud in victory, for
Jesus Christ - the Conqueror, He
Has set another sinner ... FREE!

WON'T YOU:
 BELIEVE - IN JESUS CHRIST AND
ACCEPT - THAT HE PAID YOUR PRICE AND
RECEIVE - THE DEED TO ETERNAL LIFE BY
REPENTING - OF UNBELIEF, CRIME, LIES, AND VICE?

CALL HIM!
CALL HIM RIGHT NOW!
HE ACCEPTS ALL CALLERS!
AND
HE IS EXPECTING A CALL FROM ... YOU!!




A Christian Was A Sinner




A Christian was a sinner who is now a Saint
The Spirit of The Lord is in him - he won't faint
His friends have disowned him
Old habits no longer hold him
And walking holy is the color with which he now paints!





Prayer: Father, Protect Me



Father, why do I feel like I'm challenging You?
This is not something that I would permit myself to do
For , Father, You know that I love You!
Truly! Truly, I do!

This feeling is coming out of left field
It’s like a sound coming out of nowhere
And it is making me very uneasy
Father, please help! I know that You care!

Father, You are my Shepherd
You lead me along the right way
Take me in control, Lord
Father, please, help me not to turn away!

Satan and his minions are busy
They keep saying that You, God, are not here
And they’re insisting that my life’s mine
Otherwise I’d see You everywhere!

Father, I see You -You’re all around me
You care, You comfort - I see Your loving hand
And I know that You are God - The Eternal
For You don’t act or behave like a fallen man!

Help me, my Father, this day
To steady my resolve and to walk the way
That You have determined is my way to Glory
And, please, deafen me to Satan’s whispering in my ear! AMEN.





Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Milk and Honey!




Father, pray give me the milk of the gospel
That I may repent from my sin
Then give me the honey of strong meat
That I may not sin again!

The Land flowing with Milk and Honey
Is available to all who would take care
To heed the words of The Master
And His Salvation they’ll then share!

Problem, Father, that I am confessing
Is that in the churches we attend
The ministers are saying that mere men
Can’t ever be free from sinning time and again!

These ministers aren’t even feeding us with plain milk
For they don’t even believe in Your Word
And they deny that the work of the Holy Spirit
Can keep us from acting like street curs!

Father, You promised Your children
Discernment with milk in their insides
To know the good from the evil, and
How to be safe from Satan and his wiles and lies!

Father, You promised us also
Enlightenment with honey from Your hives
Refreshing again, reviving - not fame
But these preachers! Oh, Lord, what a shame!

These so-called ministers of the gospel
Are using Your Gospel as a basin catch-all
To collect tithes and offerings from Your People
To fatten up their retirement plans against a fall!

They seek to retire in luxury
Upon terra firma - the earth!
And their behavior is such an abomination
For they’re trying to prevent the Spirit giving birth!

The fruit! The fruit of the Spirit
Is sadly lacking - see how they perform!
Possessions, presentations, awards, rewards, banquets
With no showing of new culture nor reborn reforms!

Father, Your promised to Your Children
That Your Word would not return to You void
And we’ve built hope for our homes up in Glory
On the fact that You will not be toyed!

Set aside, and chastise!
Appoint to disappoint!
You are God! Your Word is the Way!
Come soon! Don't delay!
These people think they'll free get away
And so behave like You, God, are just a mere popinjay!

But we who believe
Trust The Lord to relieve
Us from soul assassins, and presenters from hell
So, again, we lay claim
To Jesus - He - always the same
For in sin's tomb He bore all our shame!

We seek for The Light!
We do what is right!
We reject Satan - He, the old fright!
We won't let another gospel steal us away
From Life - where time has no sand
And age can never make a grand stand!





Tuesday, March 24, 2015

This World Has Fleas!


This world has fleas
Sin and disease
If I sit and play with it
You know I’ll sneeze 'n seize!

Sin has a price
It’s like a leech - and gives lice
And playing in its mud pit
Will fill me with vice!

Jesus can save
From sin - no more a slave
Put Him first - He’ll remove the curse
He can make a saint from a sow’s ear!

Jesus Christ has a device
It’s called Eternal Life
Forsake sin, and its children
Redeemed - He’ll put you on Solid Rock Ice!


Riddle Me This!


Please answer this riddle:

If Last month's Next Month is This Month, and
If Yesterday's Tomorrow is Today, and
If Yesterday's follower is tomorrow's leader today, and
If those following followers get fooled, and
If Leaders who follow leaders who follow leaders get schooled, and
If the Future is the Present when it comes, and
And the Past is the Present until it goes, and
If those who follow the Good Shepherd get fed, and
If the Leader-Following Leaders following the following get led,

Who was

Leading Tomorrow's followers yesterday?

Who is

Following Tomorrow's leaders today?

Who is

Leading tomorrow's Leaders today?

Who will

Follow tomorrow's followers leading tomorrow's Leaders tomorrow?



I've got the questions!

Do you have any answers?


Monday, March 23, 2015

PRAYER: Oh Lord, Have Mercy!




Oh Lord, have mercy!
Whatever my circumstance, or situation
Whatever my fate, or my feeling
Have mercy, Lord, and bless!
AMEN!




What Is There Not To Love About God?

The day - today - is different, and the thought is clear!

Then the question ...

What is there not to love about God? Our Almighty God!

The answer was instantaneous!

If you're an unrepentant sinner - everything about Him is an annoyance, a burden, a bug-bear!

If you're a sinner - saved by Grace - then there is nothing that you can think of that does not cause you to say "I love YOU, Lord!"

I love The Lord because of

Air to
Breathe; the
Call to
Deliverance, and His
Effectual and
Free
Grace; the
Hope and Help
Immeasurable; for
Justification, and His
Kindness to provide Eternal
Life, and for leaving
Mortality
Neutered by Jesus Christ's
Overcoming the
Prison of
Queer death which
Results in our
Sanctification and
Translation through His
Undoing Satan's
Work on The
X!
YES!
AMEN!!




The Master vs. The Matador




When Jesus calls me unto life
He tells me before what I am to live for
Yet, Satan calls me unto death
And I am not one whit wiser at the core!

This paradox puts me in a quandary
Betwixt life to live, death to deplore
Do I trust the Master of Full Disclosure
Or Deadly Deception the Dragon Matador!

Heavenly Father - You are God
You live above the cloud - You rule in love
Open my eyes - cleanse You my heart
My will is on the altar - inspiration impart!

Deception, decay, denials, threats repeat
Dishonesty, deformity
Dismay, dread deceits
Deviants dancing in disarray
Demonic activity - everything a lark
If I choose Walking in Hell’s Play Park!

Deprivation  and denial of self
Sorrow for sin
Repentance off the shelf
Narrow walking path
Poor the life and the living
Hard words - oft’ misrepresented by the churls
Open communion with The Lord - not the world
Enter into Heaven when the sky unfurls!

Thank You, Father
For Full Disclosure
Nothing is hid from my sight
I may enter Your enclosure
As long as I walk
The Straight and Narrow Way
No deception from the Matador
From You can make me stray!

Thank You, Father!
Amen! Let it be!
You are The God of Love
This much I can see
I will You my will
My heart to You I give
I choose life today
Lord! Let me Live!


Sunday, March 22, 2015

Reading The Word of The Lord Is A Pleasure




Reading the word of the Lord is a pleasure
It satisfies the soul
It gives great hope and blessed promises
To lead me to my Ultimate Goal!

The goal that I seek is to live in Glory
To be a pillar in the House of My God
To sit with my Jesus upon His Great Throne
As He sits with Almighty God on His own!

What grace and mercy is showed us
What love and light are displayed
What glory will unfurl through the ages
As we learn from the Ancient of Days!

Reading the Word of God provides treasure
That satisfies my longing soul
It feeds, and feeds, without measure
And brings pleasure, and rest, untold.


Saturday, March 21, 2015

VESPERS: At The End Of The Sabbath - Saints and Sinner



Jesus said that you must be newborn again!




Saints are Preserved
Sinners are Reserved!

Saints from sin they do repent
Sinners bold don’t e'er relent!

Saints always and ever they pray
Sinners just don’t give a care!

Saints they seek always to self-deny
Sinners oh, how they self-rely!

Saints look to the Eastern Sky
Sinners stuff themselves with apple pie!

Saints may have pockets that be to-let
Sinners seek for what they can get!

Saints seek always to be reformed
Sinners to norms they be conformed!

Saints to Jesus they apply
Sinners seek their eye to satisfy!


No more a sinner shall I be
I, now a Saint, forsake the Me
Looking to Jesus who set aside my disgrace
With His Blessing I shall see my Dear King’s face!

NOTE TO SELF:
"No!" to Self!
"Yes!" to Him!





Friday, March 20, 2015

HAPPY SABBATH + Prayer: Heavenly Father, Help me






Heavenly Father:
Help me not to listen to
The siren song called Good Friend
Nor to sing from the Sin of Presumption's music score!
Help me to stand up for The Right
So that I may in His Love delight!
Help me to ignore that fiend called Peer Pressure
Who always seems to know the best wrongs
Which will lead to my death
Should I bend, and with him walk along!
Help me to ignore the friendly Clique
Which claims to be my family
Begging me to conform
If I want to be considered a "norm"
Else I'll be treated like roast corn!
Help me to listen to the Gentle Harp
That is calling me to Soul Salvation
As I ignore the rolling bass drum 
That seeks to drag me into vile sin's scrum!
Help me to Set-aside Self
And seek Safety in The Savior!
And help me, Father, on this day
To choose Life and Godly Behavior!
Open my longing eyes to Your Holy Word of Truth and
Prepare my heart to receive it!
And when those who would teach the Word
Apply Lie's Bleach to adulterate the Word
Shield me so that their vain word to me is unheard!
And when the day should come that I
Shall stand before the Prosecutor
Deliver as promised in Your Word -
No fear of my interlocutor!
I love You, Lord, and I bless Your Holy Name.
AMEN.


No God! No Truth!





No God!
No Truth!

Know God!
Know Truth!
Speak Truth!
Live in The Truth!
Walk in the Paths of Truth!
Teach others what is The Truth!

No Holy Spirit!
No Right!

Know Holy Spirit!
Know Right!
See only what is Right
Say only what is Right!
Do only what is Right!
You will ultimately shine Bright and
Will eventually live with The Light!

No Jesus!
No Life!

Know Jesus!
Know Life!
Live a Holy Life!
Preach about New Life!
Encourage others to Seek Life!
Eagerly await the Coming of The Life!
Inherit Eternal Life!

By walking in The Way with The Truth toward Life
We will assuredly survive the strife!
With these three pointing the Way to The Light
We can, and surely will, win the Fight!

The Way to Life is The Truth!
The Truth is The Life of The Way!
The Life of Truth is The Way
The Way Of Truth is Life!

Live The Life!
Speak The Truth!
Speak for Life!
Live for Truth!
Trust The Truth to lead The Way to Life!

Seek The Way!
Find The Way!
Walk in The Way!
One Day Jesus Christ Will Pay!

Say “No!” to Knowing how to do wrong!
Know to say “No!” to doing wrong!
Knowing to say “No!” will make you strong!
Soon He Who Knows All will come along
And all who are known to have walked away from The Wrong 
Will have happy hearts overflowing with Redemption’s Song!



Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Jesus Is Coming. Jesus IS Coming!




If I did not believe in God
Right now my heart would be chilled
For everywhere all you are hearing
Is of Christians being violently killed!

If I did not believe in God
Right now my heart would be still
For every where all you are hearing
Is of the removal of man’s freewill!

But ... I do believe in Jesus Christ, the Lord
And I trust unwaveringly His every word
For in the debris that is this world
I can hear singing, and I know every chord:

Jesus is coming - look to the east!
Jesus is coming - there will be a feast!
Be not dismayed  that this world is decayed!
Jesus is coming - He won’t be delayed!

Rest from all labor!
Peace from the world!
Joyous celebration of The Coming of Our Lord!
Gird your loins about!
Steady your gaze!
Prepare to be amazed!
Gaze on and sing aloud your praise
For here He comes - The Ancient of Days!


Tuesday, March 17, 2015

What About My Soul?




Everybody is telling me about the comfort of my body!
Won’t somebody tell me about the comfort of my soul?

Everybody tells me of the pleasures of my body!
Why won’t somebody tell me where I can find peace and rest for my soul?

Everybody wants me to join a group which knows what’s best for the common man!
Why won’t somebody tell me about God and the Salvation that comes from His Hand?

Everybody speaks of, and knows, some being who
Knows of a sop to fix my body but of no one who
Will walk a little mile in my pinching shoes!
Please, my heart is really hurting!
My spirit’s in misery!
My conscience is really pricking
And my soul ... Oh, boo, hoo!

Won’t somebody tell me where to find
The Shepherd to lead me
The Holy Spirit to guide me
The Savior willing to take my place
And The Redeemer to wing me away
From the hell and damnation facing me
From The Unseen God people don’t care to fear?

But, inside of me I somehow know
That it’s important that I get into His Care!
And I plead for somebody in the know
Won’t you come and teach me, and help me to grow?

I find no satisfaction for my soul
Despite all my bodily comforts
So, if my spiritual life can be like gold
Please point me - anybody -
To The Living God which is in control!

I’m tired of doing what seems right to me
And then finding out it’s been wrong
I am tired of singing this world’s tune
And finding out it is Satan’s inspired song!

I don’t like Satan - he’s not kind!
I don’t like his tune - it makes my teeth grind!
I don’t like his dance - my toes are all mush!
And his lyrical gymnastics make me feel like a lush!

People, please stop telling me
Of peace and security!
Won’t somebody please tell me about the King
And His Blessed Home called Glory?




Monday, March 16, 2015

Prayer: Help Me, Lord, To Remember

When ugly sin within me roils and boils
Help me to reject it, and from it recoil
When my known sin I must confess
Lord, help me never again it to possess!

When sin masquerades in pretty dress
Let me suspect it, and thusly address
All the pitfalls, and pranks, and put-ups inspired
To my Lord who has me through Jesus' blood covered!

When I’m acting all lily-livered
Not wanting to offend my friends though they do slither
Help me, Lord, to remember that Jesus Christ bought
Me new life when His Precious Life was made nought!

When I’m behaving stupidly
Saying and doing things right foolishly
Lord, I plead for, and accept, the rod of correction You apply
For I do not want to lose my home with my Jesus Christ on High!

Lord, I love You! Yes, I do!
And for this Old Satan has targeted me for attack
But, thank You, Father, for Mercy and Grace
For because of Christ’s sacrifice I will win this race!
AMEN.




Sunday, March 15, 2015

Prayer: Give Me One Word!



Father, when my life on earth is at its end
Give me one word on which my last breath I'll spend
Let that one word be the call of victory
"Jesus, My Lord! I come! Receive me!

If I may some soul encounter today
Listing from sin and living in decay
Lord, a kind word to this soul let me say
"Come unto Jesus
For He is the Light of Life on this benighted way!"

Let me, Dear Lord, a pattern of my Jesus display
Give me the strength to hold life's vanities in contempt
Grant me a heart like my Master's heart
And let me never from His right paths depart!

And, Lord, let this, my heart, be a residence fit
Beautiful, and bright, and shining with godly light
Let this heart-home be worthy of The King
And may it contain a voice to bless My King above anything!
AMEN.




Saturday, March 14, 2015

VESPERS At The End Of The Sabbath: Who Will Feed God's Sheep?


Faith without works is dead!
Faith is the victory that sheds
Worldly wants and affections!
Faith will get us to heaven 
For by The Living God we are lead!


Acts 20:27-34
27 For I have not shunned to declare unto you all the counsel of God.
28 Take heed therefore unto yourselves, and to all the flock, over the which the Holy Ghost hath made you overseers, to feed the church of God, which he hath purchased with his own blood.
29 For I know this, that after my departing shall grievous wolves enter in among you, not sparing the flock.
30 Also of your own selves shall men arise, speaking perverse things, to draw away disciples after them.
31 Therefore watch, and remember, that by the space of three years I ceased not to warn every one night and day with tears.
32 And now, brethren, I commend you to God, and to the word of his grace, which is able to build you up, and to give you an inheritance among all them which are sanctified.
33 I have coveted no man's silver, or gold, or apparel.
34 Yea, ye yourselves know, that these hands have ministered unto my necessities, and to them that were with me.

Who Will Feed God's Sheep?

Everybody wants a piece of the action
Christianity is up for sale
There is much buying and selling of the Lord’s flock
And some of the seller’s are having fire sales!

Where, Lord, do we go for respite?
Where, Lord, is the Watchman on the wall?
Where, Lord, is the willing, able, pastor who is
Willing to call: “Enough of this! Foul ball!”

Lord, Your people are so hungry
Yet they are being fed
Food, that has no nourishing substance
For it has only pesticides, formaldehyde, lead!

Mercy! Lord! Mercy! Have Mercy!
Upon this people, here at the last
Ending - for earth’s day is almost over
And the leaders’ unjust laws are over us cast!

Those who should preach the gospel are selling it
They are offering milk instead of meat
They are feeding food that leaves us hungry
When, Lord, You know, we should be replete!

Send help, Dear Father, send a faithful witness
Send messengers who truly fear and love our God
Send witnesses who don’t need witness protection
For they are standing under the wings of the Living God!

Father, we lay here, this sad petition
Give an ear, listen, help us, Lord this day
Protect the sheep, Dear Father, from the ravening wolves
Who wear designer clothing at the expense of Your people living on short pay!

Open the eyes of Your Faithful Children
Remove, Lord, the scales from their seeking eyes
Reveal to them the infidels, charlatans, false priest and false prophets
And the false Christs seeking to blind eyes with their disguise!

You have promised this people your protection
You have promised that Your Word won’t return vain
You have promised to finish the good work that You have promised
You have promised that believers' living will not be in vain!

Deliver, as promised, for You are Creator
Deliver, as promised, for You are the Lord
Deliver, as promised, You, the Angel of the Covenant
Deliver, as promised, for You are our Almighty God!




Friday, March 13, 2015

HAPPY SABBATH and Pastors Pedaling Pablum




Preacher, why are you pedaling pablum?
Why, Sir, do you obfuscate?
Don’t you know we are nearing the City
Where sinners cannot enter in the Gate?

Why do you declare and decree that
God has promised earthly riches to all
When you know that is not what the Word says
And you know that you’re misrepresenting the Lord?

Why do you tell believers that Jesus wants them
To be perfectly happy in this life
When you know that we are just passing through?
Have you no fear of the Father
For it seems that Satan is ruling you?!

Why do you make the faithful believe that
Our God just needs a belly rub
Like He is just a Happy Buddha
Who gives spurious profits, peace and love?

Why do you not preach sin and repentance?
Why do you not preach salvation and grace?
Why do you not preach of the coming Judgment
When the lost will face permanent disgrace?

Why are you telling the people that God does not care
What we say, do, or are?
Don’t you know that God will hold you responsible
For those lost souls at the Judgment Bar?

Won’t you stop lying to the lost, worn and wandering?
Won’t you stop making Christianity a disgrace?
Won’t you stop making the faith of the faithful
Something you can pick up like a win at a horse race?

Repent, be reformed, seek God’s revelation!
Stop letting feelings and experiences guide your way
For Jesus Christ, Himself, He the Creator, said
“Come, let us reason today!”

Almighty God is the God of All Order
Almighty God gives every man a measuring cup
And the way you are misleading God’s people
Tells all that your cup is filling up!

So, if you want God’s wrath poured out upon you
Without mercy, undiluted, full strength
Continue the lawlessness that you are doing
And, believe me, upon you God’s indignation will be shed!

“Come out from among her my people!"
This message from God is a loud cry!
Come out, and live God’s people, for why, pray tell
Should you give up eternal life and forever die?

Buy truth, sell it not, all ye faithful!
Trust God and not mammon esteem!
Wear faith, hope, love, and charity for garments
And the Great God will bless you indeed!





Thursday, March 12, 2015

JOB AVAILABLE: Servant of God


APPLICATIONS ARE INVITED

for the position of

SERVANT OF GOD


Company:                             Heaven At The Last, Corner of Kings Highway and Eternity, Let's Go!
Chairman of The Board:    God The. Almighty
Chief Operating Officer:    Jesus Christ Bridegroom Lamb Savior Redeemer-Friend
Communications Director: Holy The. Spirit

QUALIFICATIONS:

A. Certified Follower of Immanuel with passes in:

1. Pray Without Ceasing
2. Confession of All Sin
3. Repentance With Humility
4. Broken and Contrite Spirit
5. Old Man Set Aside
6. Fruit of The Spirit
7. Personal Cross Calmly Carried
8. Rejection of The World
9. Hated of Men
10. Original-10 Commandment Keeper

REMUNERATION PACKAGE (Partial Listing): 

Salary:                      Unlimited
Bonuses:                   Innumerable
Travel Allowance:    Off The Chart
Vacation:                  None Needed
Sick Leave:              Unnecessary
Training:                   Inexpressible
Uniform Provided:   White Linen Robe (Graded: Indestructible)
Jewelry Allowance:  Covers complete cost of The Gold Crown and accompanying Gold Harp
Housing:                   Must Be Seen To Be Believed

NOTE:

This is a permanent position, and involves the separation of self from all things in the Corporeal Realm, and all applications will be carefully vetted to screen out the following:

1. New Age Theology
2. Another Gospel
3. Do What Thou Wilt
4. Vain Philosophy
5. All categories of ISMS
6. Hidden Agendas
7. Divide and Conquer
8. Disputings 
9. Demigoguery
10. Denial of ROM.5:8
11. Denial of MATT.28:6

1. No persons holding God’s Traffic Director (GTD) certification, Seeking Elevation Through Fatuity (SELF) degrees, Neither Wise nor Omnipotent (NWO) licenses, nor those certified at Fallen Angel Truth Syndrome (FATS) level need apply unless they have received a subsequent Amendment #7373682623 to their certifications. There are NO EXCEPTIONS to this policy!

2. If you are in the TUTC&FJC (Take Up Thy Cross & Follow Jesus Christ) training, but have not yet fully qualified in either ACTS2/38 or ACTS22-16, please submit your application marked with either the Code #7729469 or Code #73848466464 for fast-track processing.

ADDENDUM:

The Company, Heaven At The Last, as chaired by God The. Almighty, is a lean and clean and righteous-operating organization.

All who would be Servants of God are required - without exception and no excuse -  to walk the Straight and Narrow Way (S&N Way).

As you walk the Straight and Narrow Way, you may expect to visit some, or all - time permitting - of the following facilities:

1. The School of Hard Knocks
2. Christianity is Comfort for a Fool Cafe
3. Self-Denial is Stupidity Cabaret
4. If You Are Kind Get Behind Boutique at The Mall of All Nations
5. Good The Shepherd at Green Pastures
6. The Valley at The Shadow of Death  
7. Hated for Christ's Sake Ministries
8. Prosperity Gospel Hall
9. Feel Good Theology Mission and Mansion
10 Apostate Palace, and
11. Jesus Is Mine - The Musical at Hisway Station

You will receive, as a part of your Benefits Package, the Gift of Justification, at the time that you accept the position which also comes with a Blood-Bought, all expense paid, one-way ticket on Sanctification Airways.

By the time of your arrival at Company Headquarters, you will have passed through Mortification of Thy Members, and received Bodily Glorification which is permanent in nature, and which has the Immortality Badge attached.

BUT ... before you board your flight to Heaven At the Last, you will receive the training manual entitled B.I.B.L.E., which contains all the basic instructions before leaving everything and everybody else behind. You cannot learn the instructions for anybody else, but we encourage you to share what you learn with any and everybody you meet on the S&N Way.

We encourage you to immerse yourself in these instructions and making them a part of your reason for living. The instructions therein contained will make you an individual fit to be called Servant of God, so please treasure your B.I.B.L.E. manual.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION:

All persons who apply to be Servants of God have a personally assigned Powerful and Holy Angel for protection.

All persons who apply to be Servants of God also - and most importantly - have the Indwelling Comforter sent from our Chief Operating Officer, Jesus Redeemer-Friend, and authorized by our Chairperson, God The. Almighty, Himself!

We take care of our own, and we do, and have done, and will do, all within our Righteous Powers to ensure your successful graduation into the Heaven At The Last family!

We will see you soonest in Heaven At The Last and, as we say here:

"God Speed!"

N.B.:  Please affix this Public Yet Personal Identification Number (PYPIN# 266337733-746) to your application to prove that you are not a robot, or your application will be summarily rejected.

2. Applications will be accepted until Thief In The. Night, our Financial Controller, designates that the CUP Budget is at the maximum. Ladye Grace is still reviewing applications, so please get yours in post haste!


SOMSTTL Job Request No. 253774647

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

God's Traffic Director!?



Who can direct God’s traffic?
Surely not a creature of the dust
And definitely not a fallen cherub
Nor even those who believe He is Love!

God is All-seeing
All-knowing, Ever-present
His will is sovereign - can’t be set aside
And those who believe that they can direct Him
You poor things! 
You're falling for deadly delusions and devilish lies!

Can a creature control his creator?
Can the created demand the Creator submit to its commands?
What kind of creator would the Creator be
If no cut-off switch prepar-ed He
If need He ever to ditch
A creature who has gone rogue
And is acting the witch?

Our Creator IS the God of All Order!
Our Creator has no need of our advice!
We, the created, come from His Hand
Which bespeaks of a right mighty plan
No matter the Crow’s genius game of playing Hangman!

So for you who feel
That your chord brings God to heel
I suggest you take a look at your owners manual!
God is the Controller!
Fail the test - seek a boulder
And ask it to cover you in the Great Distress!

God is real!
God has no mother!
God is The Lord of all umbilical cords!
Bow you before Him - for He is Love!
Secure His affection!
Give Him all worship and praise!
Give Him your devotion!
Give Him faithful love!
For He keeps wonderful records
At His House up above!






Tuesday, March 10, 2015

God Ain't Never Purchased No Pajamas!




My God does not wear pajamas
He is not blind, deaf, nor dumb
He is neither short, nor tall, bub
He is the God of The Outcomes!

My God is also My Father
He listens faithfully to my every prayer
And if something is amiss with the asking
He doesn’t leave me with fears, and in tears!

My God is the God of Full Disclosure
He tells the beginning, and the end
It is then up to me how to operate
While remembering He is looking at how I contend!

I can go to My God with any problem
A concern, a sorrow, or just to say “Hello!”
He always has for me a ready answer
E'en if it is “Yes!” “Wait.” or just a plain “NO!”

What I am trying to say to you is
You can really, really, trust My God!
He is no paper saint, nor a plaster
He made us all! 
And, no! He can’t faint, fail nor fall!

So, please, get a grip of yourself, friend
Trust my God who is The God of Always
Available to those who look/come to Him
So put away the plastic, and let us say our prayers!

"Our Father, up in Heaven
Who condescends to hear man
Bless this, your child, who is asking
For help with the problems made by man!

Lord, we humans are unkind, even
Cruel and unkind to each other day by day
I pray, Dear Lord, for Your soon coming
Hurry! We are in self-destruct mode and
There is much death-dealing and decay!

There are children daily dying
The Fathers are lying
The Mothers sell themselves just to buy a happy meal
And the politicians! Oh yes! The great ones who us lead
Behave like leperous beggars
Carrying hog-lice, selling hornets nests
And sneezing, and sneezing, rabid fleas!

Father, our situation is precarious
'Cause we wear blinders, and dark glasses, late at night
We cover our ears with Dr Dre’s Beats
And listen to the deepest Bose super-bass
Whilst we call 911 singing
7-11’s 411 in basketball heat!

Have mercy, Lord, on us who believe You
Who trust You - in hope - as we pray
Give us You Grace to stand in this battle
For Father, Our Lord is Your Son -
He also is The Son of Man -
Who perfected Redemption's Holy Plan! AMEN."



Monday, March 9, 2015

Prized Memory Chest





I have an untidy table
That’s set up shop within my mind
It holds the trials and troubles of yesterday
And sins that I can’t seem to leave behind!

One day, I sat talking to Jesus
And wondered why this should be 
He looked at me so tenderly
And I just started to glow!

“Little One,” said Jesus, so kindly
“You say you trust Me, but no!”
“You give me all your troubles and trials,
But the sins, you just won’t let them all go!”

“I promised that I would cast all confessed sin
Into the Sea of My Forgetfulness!
I’ve forgotten, and forgiven you of them, but
You’ve locked them in your prized memory chest!”

“This is not what I want, Child, for you
For stored sin is like a diseased boil with a crust!
You pick it, and pick it, until you’ve torn the crust off
And it is soon running all over with pus!”

“No! Child of Mine! I offer you better!
I paid the price of your crimes!
I took to myself all your sins -
I love you enough to have died!
So, look to Me!
Give it up! 
Go all in!”

“I AM the Lord of All Creation!
I AM the Lamb of Calvary!
I AM the High Priest of the New Covenant!
I AM the Great King who set you free!”

“Look at my hands! Do you see these nail prints?
This is because I love you so much!
So if you say you love, and trust, Me
Wipe your table clean, and please fold it up!”

“With no space available for storage
No favorite spot for a safe hiding place
You will be free from Satan constantly accusing you
And calling you a Christian Disgrace!”

“My Child:
 I AM able to bear all!
I AM able to carry your load!
I AM the Lover of your Soul!
I AM Your Savior! Your Redeemer! 
I’ve got this!
I’ll see you at The Victor’s Abode!”