I went to the Great Event!
The Leaders were Forming Sides!
Some people went to The Ladder!
Some people went to The Rope of Divide!
Both Leaders were Charismatic but
One More So, it would seem!
Both had Something to Offer
Even if One did Look Somewhat Lean!
It was Then that I Noticed Something
The Side of The Ladder was Number Mean
The Side of The Rope was Abundant
All The Members There were
Sprankcious and Clean!
I was on The Side of The Ladder
And, boy, The Battle was Work!
Climbing That Ladder was not Easy
The Leader was Always Alert!
Numerous were the Members of the Rope Club
And Oft could Be Heard The Loud Cry
Some Falling Soul went "Thump!"
Thump, thump, thump!
Thump, Thump, Thump!
THUMP! THUMP!THUMP! THUMP!
The Cacophony was Nigh on Horrendous
That Leader Looked Unmoved by The Fuss!
Well, I was Right Glad
For My Leader
Leading Me The Way Up To Heaven!
His Words To All Members of Team Glory