I know that you are trying to teach me about The Love of God but, ooh mama,
Your God IS Grim! Grim, I tell you! GRIM!
Amen!
Amen!?!
Yup!
Are You Mad!?!
Nope!
But, but, I just told You That That God YOU Believe in IS Grim!!
Uh huh!
Grrrrr!!
I'm Sorry!
I could not Resist!
It's a Longstanding Joke among Believers, and I Forgot Myself for a Moment!
Okay! Okay! So what is "The Joke?"
Heather!?!
Yes, Frannie?!
Can you tell our dear Tina, here, where in The King James Bible it says that Our Almighty God is Grim?!
Sure! That is easy!
Psalm 116 Verse 5! Shall I recite it as well?!
Please do!!
"Gracious is the Lord, and righteous;
yea, our God is merciful."
I think ...
I don't get it!
One More time, Ms. Heather!
"Gracious is the Lord, and righteous;
yea, our God is merciful."
That text does not say one earthless thing about God Being GgrriiMMM!! ....
Waait!
Waaiiit!
Wait a cotton-picking Minute!!
Graci ...
Right ...
Merc ...
Gracious!
Righteous!
Merciful!
G R M
GRIM!
GOD IS GRIM!
God IS Gracious!
God IS Righteous!
God IS Merciful!
God IS GR-M!
I got it!
I got it!!
I REALLY get it!
Yes!
Yes!
You've got it!
Alright, then!
Hmmm ...?
Sooo ...
The God "WE" Believe in IS The Almighty God AND ...
"He IS Gracious, Righteous and Merciful!"
Witness!
AMEN!!
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