Presumptuous Sin
Is
An Indulgence That I Cannot Afford To Afford
Because
It Brings Me Into Direct Conflict
With The Living Word!
Once Saved Always Saved
Is
An Apostate's Panacea
That Encourages Indulgence In A Gross Lie
Because
It Permits A Willingly Sinful Man
The Word Of God - Daily - To Defy!
You've Got To Be Kidding!
That's Really Indulging In Presumptuous Sin!
What Is All This Indulgence
You Keep Repeating!?!
An Indulgence Is What One Pays For
To Permit One
To Do As One Pleases
Because
The Paid Indulgence Gives One License To Escape
The Just Deserts Of Yesterday's Sins
Gives Covering For Today's Sins
And
Covers Up The Fallout For The Sins
That One Desires To Commit Tomorrow
Without Any Shadow Of Fear
Shame Or Horror!
Girl, I Was With You
Until You Uttered A Whole Lot O' Snot!
Whatever You Drank For Breakfast
Lunch And Dinner
You'd Better Bre'k Tha' Bottle
Or Ask For A Refund From The Seller!
Keep Your Shirt On Big Bertha!
I Never Said I Agreed With What I Said!
I Was Merely Reporting To You
What I Recently Heard!
Oh!
Don't Frighten Me Like That Again!
I Sincerely Thought You Had Lost Your Tiny Mind!
Did You Know That You Could Purchase An Indulgence
And
Get One Of Your Unrepentant Sinful Relatives
Who Done Dead And Resting In Their Dusty Grave
To Get Up And Rise On Up Directly To Heaven!
I Know That You Done Lost Your Mind ... Again!
Serious!
There Is
There Has Been
Big Traffic In That Business!
The Roman Church Ceasars
Built Their Grand Edifices Out Of That Indulgence Money
And
The Current Ceasar Offered Indulgences For
The Last Church Jubilee!
Come On!
Nobody Who Opens A King James Bible
Would Ever Fall For That Child Of Satan!
Ahhh, My Friend!
That's Where You Assume Something!
They Even Fall For That One Which Says
There Is No Victory Over Sin
And
We Will Be Sinning Until Jesus Christ Comes!
Lord Jesus, Save Us From Ourselves!
A Lot Of Modern Church People
Do Not Ever Open A Real Bible
Or Even Attempt To Read A Bible On Their Own!
Many People Buy Books Of Readings That
The Preacher, Teacher, Guru
Popular Pastor Or Head-Church Publishes!
They Never Read
The "Thus Saith The Lord!"
You Know, This Seriously Frost My ...!
... Don't You Dare Say That!
Sorry, Ms. Pris!
Whatever!
Seriously, Though!
How Is It That You Go To School And Learn To Read
And
You Read To Get Your Diploma
Yet, When It Comes To Your Own Soul's Salvation
Your Reading Ability Goes On A Permanent
Round The World Vacation!?!
I Don't Understand Any Of This!
Why Would You Let Some Man
Tell You What The Bible
- The Preserved Word Of The Living God -
Says That The Lord Told Them To Tell You
Because They Say
That It Is Impossible For You
- A Mere Lay Person -
To Understand What Holy Writ
Personally Says To You!?!
I Thought That Jesus Christ Was Our Only Middle Man
Who Paid With Innocent Blood
For Us To Have Direct Access To The Father God!?!
I Thought The Same Thing
But
It Seems That A Man
A Stranger To The Real Living Word Of Truth
Is
Able To Convince Myriads Of People
That He Is God On Earth
And
Whatever He Decides That
Almighty God Is Supposed To Do
- Because He Says So -
Is
What Common Man
- In Deference To His High And Lofty Status -
Must Bow Down Unto!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Errrrror!!!
Man Cannot Save Another Man From The Second Death!
Man Cannot Even Save Himself!
Man Cannot Change God's Laws!
- Gotta Give Him "A" For Effort, Though -
God's Word Is Sealed And Settled In Heaven
And
A Man Cannot Take Jesus Christ's Place!
If Man Can Change God's Eternal Word
Which Is The Personal Transcript Of God's Character
Then Man Is God
And Who Is Called God Is A Bounder
And An Outright Fraud!
Will You Go Back To That Indulgence Business A Moment!?!
Okay!
Here Goes:
An Indulgence Is A Certificate
In Direct Conflict With The Living Word Of Truth
That Remits aka Pays To Reduce
The Temporal Punishment For Known Sin!
Stop. Right. There!
I Thought You Were Talking About Something Real!
What Do You Mean!?!
Your Words: Reduce ...Temporal Punishment ...!
That Did It For Me!
Why Would I
- A Known Sinner -
Pay To Get Temporal Reduction Of Punishment
From A Sinner Like Myself!?!
I Desire What Jesus Christ Gives To Me For Fr2E!
Let Me Tell You How It Is Done:
People Need To Indulge Themselves In Constant Pray
And Not Give In To Fables!
My Sermon Is Over
And I Am Not Even Going To Ask For An Offering!
You're Too Much, Girl
But I Love You!
Right Back At You!
I Totally Agree With You
On The Issue Of Praying!
We Should, Indeed
Indulge Ourselves In Constant Pray
To Him Who Hears Prayer
And
Who, Alone Forgives Man's Sins!
You Know What!?!
What!?!
Praying To The Living God
Is
Free!
AMEN! And Thank You, Jesus!
Is
An Indulgence That I Cannot Afford To Afford
Because
It Brings Me Into Direct Conflict
With The Living Word!
Once Saved Always Saved
Is
An Apostate's Panacea
That Encourages Indulgence In A Gross Lie
Because
It Permits A Willingly Sinful Man
The Word Of God - Daily - To Defy!
You've Got To Be Kidding!
That's Really Indulging In Presumptuous Sin!
What Is All This Indulgence
You Keep Repeating!?!
An Indulgence Is What One Pays For
To Permit One
To Do As One Pleases
Because
The Paid Indulgence Gives One License To Escape
The Just Deserts Of Yesterday's Sins
Gives Covering For Today's Sins
And
Covers Up The Fallout For The Sins
That One Desires To Commit Tomorrow
Without Any Shadow Of Fear
Shame Or Horror!
Girl, I Was With You
Until You Uttered A Whole Lot O' Snot!
Whatever You Drank For Breakfast
Lunch And Dinner
You'd Better Bre'k Tha' Bottle
Or Ask For A Refund From The Seller!
Keep Your Shirt On Big Bertha!
I Never Said I Agreed With What I Said!
I Was Merely Reporting To You
What I Recently Heard!
Oh!
Don't Frighten Me Like That Again!
I Sincerely Thought You Had Lost Your Tiny Mind!
Did You Know That You Could Purchase An Indulgence
And
Get One Of Your Unrepentant Sinful Relatives
Who Done Dead And Resting In Their Dusty Grave
To Get Up And Rise On Up Directly To Heaven!
I Know That You Done Lost Your Mind ... Again!
Serious!
There Is
There Has Been
Big Traffic In That Business!
The Roman Church Ceasars
Built Their Grand Edifices Out Of That Indulgence Money
And
The Current Ceasar Offered Indulgences For
The Last Church Jubilee!
Come On!
Nobody Who Opens A King James Bible
Would Ever Fall For That Child Of Satan!
Ahhh, My Friend!
That's Where You Assume Something!
They Even Fall For That One Which Says
There Is No Victory Over Sin
And
We Will Be Sinning Until Jesus Christ Comes!
Lord Jesus, Save Us From Ourselves!
A Lot Of Modern Church People
Do Not Ever Open A Real Bible
Or Even Attempt To Read A Bible On Their Own!
Many People Buy Books Of Readings That
The Preacher, Teacher, Guru
Popular Pastor Or Head-Church Publishes!
They Never Read
The "Thus Saith The Lord!"
So They're Walking With Satan Of Their Own Accord!
You Know, This Seriously Frost My ...!
... Don't You Dare Say That!
Sorry, Ms. Pris!
Whatever!
Seriously, Though!
How Is It That You Go To School And Learn To Read
And
You Read To Get Your Diploma
Yet, When It Comes To Your Own Soul's Salvation
Your Reading Ability Goes On A Permanent
Round The World Vacation!?!
I Don't Understand Any Of This!
Why Would You Let Some Man
Tell You What The Bible
- The Preserved Word Of The Living God -
Says That The Lord Told Them To Tell You
Because They Say
That It Is Impossible For You
- A Mere Lay Person -
To Understand What Holy Writ
Personally Says To You!?!
I Thought That Jesus Christ Was Our Only Middle Man
Who Paid With Innocent Blood
For Us To Have Direct Access To The Father God!?!
I Thought The Same Thing
But
It Seems That A Man
A Stranger To The Real Living Word Of Truth
Is
Able To Convince Myriads Of People
That He Is God On Earth
And
Whatever He Decides That
Almighty God Is Supposed To Do
- Because He Says So -
Is
What Common Man
- In Deference To His High And Lofty Status -
Must Bow Down Unto!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Errrrror!!!
Man Cannot Save Another Man From The Second Death!
Man Cannot Even Save Himself!
Man Cannot Change God's Laws!
- Gotta Give Him "A" For Effort, Though -
God's Word Is Sealed And Settled In Heaven
And
A Man Cannot Take Jesus Christ's Place!
If Man Can Change God's Eternal Word
Which Is The Personal Transcript Of God's Character
Then Man Is God
And Who Is Called God Is A Bounder
And An Outright Fraud!
Will You Go Back To That Indulgence Business A Moment!?!
Okay!
Here Goes:
An Indulgence Is A Certificate
In Direct Conflict With The Living Word Of Truth
That Remits aka Pays To Reduce
The Temporal Punishment For Known Sin!
Stop. Right. There!
I Thought You Were Talking About Something Real!
What Do You Mean!?!
Your Words: Reduce ...Temporal Punishment ...!
That Did It For Me!
Why Would I
- A Known Sinner -
Pay To Get Temporal Reduction Of Punishment
From A Sinner Like Myself!?!
I Desire What Jesus Christ Gives To Me For Fr2E!
Let Me Tell You How It Is Done:
Our Father,
You Are In Heaven!
I Reside On Earth!
I Am A Known Sinner
Born In Sin
Shaped In Iniquity!
I Acknowledge My Sin Against You
The Holy God
And I Fall Upon Your Free Mercy!
I Repent, Lord!
Forgive Me
And Cleanse Me From My Sin
And Help Me To Never Sin This Sin
Against Your Holy Name Ever Again!
I Make My Petition, Father
In The Matchless Name Of Jesus Christ The Righteous
Your Beloved And Only Son
Who Paid The Full Price For The Forgiveness Of
My Personal Sin!
Please Accept My Heartfelt Prayer
For You Are The Only Holy And Eternal God
And Able!
I Love You, Lord!
AMEN!
People Need To Indulge Themselves In Constant Pray
And Not Give In To Fables!
My Sermon Is Over
And I Am Not Even Going To Ask For An Offering!
You're Too Much, Girl
But I Love You!
Right Back At You!
I Totally Agree With You
On The Issue Of Praying!
We Should, Indeed
Indulge Ourselves In Constant Pray
To Him Who Hears Prayer
And
Who, Alone Forgives Man's Sins!
You Know What!?!
What!?!
Praying To The Living God
Is
Free!
AMEN! And Thank You, Jesus!
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