Today, I Am Going To Talk About Buying Trees, And More Specifically, Fruit Trees!
Bro. Bam, I Don't Have A Green Thumb So I Have Sworn Off Buying Fruit Trees, And Plants, And Flowers Because I Unfailingly Kill Them All!
Well, My Friend, Asshur, You May Want To Listen In On This Session!
Brethren, When We Go To Buy Fruit Trees, It Is Always With The Hope That What They Bear Is The Identical Thing To What You Planted Aka Plum Tree: Plums ... Preferably Sweet; Tomato: Tomatoes; Mango: Mangoes ... Sweet And Juicy, And So On!
Well, Let Me Tell You About Mortal ...!
... What Kind Of Name Is That!?!
It's The Name That His Parents Gave Him, So Back Up A Lot, Trundle!
Well, Mortal Went To Eden's Garden Shop And He Bought A Half-Dozen Quick-Bearing Fruit Trees!
Those Trees Already Looked Like They Were Pregnant To Him, So He Was Excited, And Then Some! He Even Started Singing A Lil' Ditty About Fruit In A Year, Then In Six Months, And Then In A Month!
People Even Heard Him Muttering About How He Should Be Able To Get Fruit In A Week, And That He Would Get Fruit In A Week, Or Even A Day If He Made The Tree Himself!
People Started Making Spirals Around Their Ears When They Finished Having A Conversation With Him!
Well, One Day, Someone Who Had Grown Tired Of Mortal Disrespecting The Creator's Handiwork And Growing Process Asked Him What Kind Of Trees He Had Purchased!
Puffed Up Like The Old Windbag That He Was, Mortal Arrogantly Said: "Choice!
I Purchased Quick-Bearing Choice Trees!"
I've Never Heard Of A Choice Tree, But I'm Willing To Taste The Fruit Of Your Harvest!
Sorry, Foundit, That Fruit Is Already Spoken For, And It's All Mine!
Okay, Mortal, Knock Yourself Out! I Can't Fight You For What's Yours!
You Got That Right! Byeeee!
Well, Long Story Real Short, The Day Of Harvest Came And Mortal Was Heard Screeching About Sabotage And A Boatload Of Other Rubbish Until Foundit Turned Up!
Mortal, I Hear You Had A Fitting Harvest!
What Do You Mean Fitting Harvest, Foundit!?! This Is A Disaster Of Gargantuan Proportions! I Don't Like The Fruit!
I Don't Know Why, Mortal! You Said All The Fruit Was For You Alone!
Yes, I Said That, Foundit, But I Don't Like It!
Wow, Mortal, Astonishing! You Don't Like The Fruit Of Your Own Choice!?! Don't Make Me Laugh!
Ain't This Just Like Life! You Made Your Decision, You Know, Your Choice! Your Consequence: You Know, Your Fruit To Eat ... AhhLone!!!
How Do You Like Them Apples, Mortal Aka All For Me!?!
Brethren, Mortal And His Fruit Trees Called Choice, Are A Metaphor For Life!
You Pick Your Own Path With Or Against Good Advice, And You Enjoy, Or Don't, Your Chosen Journey! The Results, The Consequences ...!
... Stop Right There! Split The Word: Con Is "With" And Sequences Is "Steps" BUT The Problem Is That The Prefix "Con" In This Instance Is A Negative Hence We Have Negative Steps Aka Steps Down For Us ... Mortals!
My Peoples, See That You Get Wisdom, And In All Your Getting, Get Understanding ...!
... To Use Knowledge The Right Way To Fill Your House, Your Rooms, With Pleasant And Precious Things!
AMEN!!!
Brethren, Learn From Your Mistakes And The Mistakes Of Others: Let The Good Lord Show You Which Fruit Trees To Cultivate To Bear Choice Fruit Fit For His Table!
Peace!
Today, Dear Father, I Sincerely Pray That There Will Be More Of You On Display And Less Of Me!
ReplyDelete