Yes, Dingus, I Said Problumps!
But What Is It And What Does It Mean, Lorimer!?!
It Simply Means, Dingus, That If You Do Not Fix Your Problem Early, Then You Will Have To Take Your Lumps, Hence Problumps!
Oh, Lorimer, We All Know About Them Problumps As You Call Them! I Even Got One Yesterday Once Removed!
Come On, Dingus! Couldn't You Just Say Two Days Ago!?!
I Could Not Say That, Marcy, Because I Did Not Want To Dignify That Stretch Of Time By Calling It A Day!
Just Ignore Him, Marcy! He's Having Himself A Moment!
Bowman, My Friend, I Can't Ignore Him Because He Is Forgetting One Itty Bitty Thing From The Scripture Of Truth!
And What Would That Be, Marcy!?!
The Day That He Is Despising, Bowman, Is The Day That The Lord Of Glory Gave Him To Rejoice Over, To Get His Wrong Things Right, To Carry His Problems Aka His Perplexities And Anxieties To The Throne Of Grace So That He Would Not Have To Bear His Problems Alone And End Up Getting A Few Lumps In His Feelings, And On His Hard Noggin, Because He Is Not Grateful To Have His Life!
Oh, Dear Dingus, Marcy Has Got You There And With Bible Proof!
No, She Does Not, Bowman! She Only Gave One Proof! She Must Have At Least Two Witnesses For A Matter To Be Established!
Dingus, I Believe That I Am Able To Help You With That Second Proof!
Okay, Bowman, Prove On!
Dear Deluded Dingus, Did You By Any Chance Have A Meal Or Three Yesterday Once Removed!?!
Of Course, I Did, And I Had Two Snacks Besides! It Was A Wonderful Day!
Dingus, Don't You Know That You Shouldn't Eat Between Meals!?!
No, I Do Not, Bowman! I Eat Between Teeth!
Big Whoo Who, Dingus! Let's Stick To The Matter At Hand, And Let Me Remind You That You Didn't Want To Dignify That Space Of Time By Calling It A Day Even Though You Were Blessed With Three Meals Plus Snacks!
My Bad, Bowman!
Now, Dingus, What Is The "Give" Asked Of The Father In The Lord's Prayer!?!
That's Easy, Bowman! That's Matthew 6 Verse 11: "Give Us This Day Our ... Daily Bread ... !"
Close Your Mouth, Dingus! You Look Like A Guppy! How Are You Feeling Now!?!
I, Uh, Ahh ...!
I Thought So! You Despised The Day That The Lord Gave You, And You Said Your Prayers Asking For Your Daily Gift Of Food, Which You Received, Plus Extras, And You Didn't Have The Decency To Bless The Lord For Another Day Of Life!
You Should Give The Lord Thanks For That Day Because We Could Have Been Singing "The Day Thou Gavest, Lord, Is Ended!" Over Your Head ... Not That You Would Have Known The Difference!
I Am So Very Sorry, Lorimer, Marcy, Bowman, For My Base, My Ungrateful, My Unthankful Attitude! I Asked For Proofs, And I Surely Received Them! Thank You All For Caring About Me: I Have Been Rebuked!
Heavenly Father, Please Forgive Me For Not Giving You Heartfelt Thanks And Praise In Jesus Christ's Holy Name For Your Manifold Blessings Daily Showered Upon Me! AMEN!!!
Peace!
