... And Our Guest Speaker Today ...!
... What Guest Speaker!?! I Am The Speaker Today, Elder Plainer!
Well, Pastor Prop, I Guess You Will Be Listening Like The Rest Of Us Today To A Much Needed Reality Check!
The Most Quoted Book In The Bible Amongst The Brethren Here In This Congregation Is "Pastor Said!"
According To Settled Knowledge And Belief, That Book Is Of Spurious Antecedents And Is Known To Elevate Another Jesus Upon A Prop Of Another Gospel! This Stops Today!
Brethren, Our Speaker For This Moment Neither Needs Nor Desires An Introduction To Inflate His Head Or His Ego! Please Welcome Bro. Misfit Greedy Adopted!
Happy Sabbath, Brethren! I'm Glad To Be With You!
We Are A Peculiar People, So In The World, And In The Church, I'm A Misfit, A Square Peg-Round Hole Misfit Because I Choose To Accept And Believe That The Bible Is Christ's Complete Word To His People And Is Not To Be Touched-Up, Enhanced, Or Picked Apart By Anyone: Almighty God Is He Who Alone Is Wise, And All-Knowing, And As Such Makes No Mistakes!
Secondly, I Am Called Greedy Because When I Finish Praying, I Always Say "Lord, Bless Again!"
Shouldn't We As Believers Go After Our God Who Said, In Black And White, "Ask, And Ye Shall Receive!?!"
This Same God, The True And Living God, Also Said, "Prove Me!"
Shouldn't We Be Able To Say Or Write In Our Little Books, "He Did It Again! Thank You, Lord Jesus!?!
MUCH MURMURING IS HEARD!
Thirdly, My Surname, Adopted, Makes Me Humble, My Heart Glad, And Keeps My Hope For Heaven High!
Suddenly, A Voice Was Heard Saying:
"I Am Adopted! I Am Happy, But I Am Still An Outsider! What Makes You, Well, Special!?!"
I'm Glad You Asked!
You Are Earthly Adopted On White Paper Covered In Black Ink, Sealed By The Earthly Judge Representing Fallen Man's Government, Which Gave You Into A Family Which Offered You Finite Love From A Flawed Heart!
I Am Adopted Into The Family Of God!
My Certificate Of Adoption Is The Scarred Flesh Of Our Lord Jesus! The Ink Is His Innocent Blood!
I Have The Holy Spirit As My Comforter, Teacher, And Guide!
I Have Personal Bodyguards Excelling In Strength!
My Place Now Being Prepared Will Be In A Mansion In The Father's House In Glory Land Where Love, Peace, And Light Dwell!
Do You Know What The Best Gift Is That I Shall Receive For One Called Adopted!?!
No!!! Please Tell Us!!!
Well, Brethren, Have You Ever Heard Of Any Adopted Child Being Like His Adopters!?!
I Am Going To Be Like Jesus Because I Will See Him As He Is!
I Here And Now Say With King David:
"As For Me, I Will Behold Your Face In Righteousness! I Will Be Satisfied When I Awake With Your Likeness!"
AMEN!!!
Brethren, Dare To Boldly, Unapologetically Love And Stick To The Good Book ... As Written!
An Opinionated, Abbreviated Rendering Of The Word Does Not Lead You To Christ, Who Is The Only One Who Is The Door, The Entrance, To The Father's House!
Hallelujah!!!
Praise The Lord!!!
AMEN!!!
Pastor Prop Hastily Left Through The Side Door!
Peace!
