The Idea Of A "Free" Gift
Is
Something That I Have Always Found Repugnant, Repulsive!
Isn't A Gift By Its Nature Always Free!?!
Did I Make A Request For A Gift
Or Did You Offer It To Me!?!
Beloved,
This Troubled Me To No End
Until The Word Of Almighty God
- The Word Of Saving Truth -
Made It Plain!
Why Would The Lord Call His Gifts To Us Free
As A Clear Mark Of Distinction
Unless There Were Expensive As In Costly Gifts On Offer
Outside Of The Realm Of Truth
Which Would Cost Us Finite Creatures What We Cannot Afford To Pay
But For Which We Blithely Extend Our Hot Little Hands!?!
Dear Ones,
Beware Of And Reject All Gifts
Which Require You To Pay Shipping And Handling Fees
As Such "Gifts" Are Sent, Given, Extended To You
From The Benighted Hand Of The Adversary Of Souls
Who Seeks To Enrich Himself In His Need To Devour Someone
By Making You Poor Indeed!
Remember That The Roaring Lust Of Your Eyes
Will Never Satisfy Your Raging Need For
The Savior's Free To All Salvation!
Jesus Christ On Calvary Bought And Paid
Packed, Shipped
And
Delivered For Free Aka No Personal Cost To Us
Our Free Gift Of The Trip Home To Glory
To Our Heavenly Father's House Of Joys Forevermore!
Please Freely Give Your Whole Heart To The Lord Jesus!
Receive This Life's Only Free Gifts From Almighty God
And
Live Free In Our Only Savior Christ Jesus!
Peace!