Heaven Awaits
Faith First
In Jesus' Name, AMEN
WANTED:
QUALIFICATIONS :
- Willingness To Believe Trust God At His Word
- Willingness To Let The Holy Spirit Inspire Your Prayers And Thereby Groan Unto The Lord In Your Behalf And Those On Your Prayer List
- Willingness To Pray Like The Psalmist King David
- Willingness To Confess Your Own Sin And The Sin Of Your Nation Like Daniel The Prophet
- Willingness To Trust God To Provide Deliverance Like Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego.
- Willingness To Wrestle With God And Yet Live, Just Like Jacob Also Called Israel.
- Willingness To Believe That God Can Use You As He Did The Prophet Elijah, And At The End, Take You To Heaven.
UP-FRONT COMPENSATION PACKAGE:
- The Gospel Word Of Truth
- Free Grace
- Undying Love
- Salvation At Confession Of Sin And Repentance
- Justification By The Redeemer
- Battle Shield Of Faith
- Faith For The Day
- Comfort Of The Holy Spirit
- Acceptance Into The Family Of God
- Strength For Your Journey
- Courage For Traveling On The Way To God's Eternal Kingdom
- Protection By Magnificent Guardian Angels
- Peace In The Vale Of Tears
- A Song In Your Heart
- Rest Of The Saints Each Night
- Joy In The Morning,
- ... And A Whole, Whole, Lot More!
DEFERRED COMPENSATION PACKAGE:
** Non-Negotiable**
- Unbelievably Grandly Gloriously Eternal Life
- Flight Suit
- Wings
- Incorruptible Immortal Body
- Universe University Full-Ride Scholarship
- Full Access To The River Of Life
- Full Access To Tree Of Life Bearing 12 Types Of Fruit Monthly
- Face To Face Interaction With Jesus Christ The Savior
DISCLOSURE!!
UNPLEASANT ASPECTS OF THE JOB:
- Branded As Enemy Of The State And Troubler Of The People In Your Land
- Despised By The Sinful, Wilful, Wicked And Wild
- Favorite Target For The Wiles Of The Devil
- Favored Recipient Of The Fiery Darts Of The Wicked
- Solitary Pursuit More Often Than Not
EDUCATION REQUIRED
Life And Learning Passes In:
- Love
- Hope
- Trust
- Faith
- Belief
- Counting Blessings
- Obedience With An "Unto Death" Rider
- Walking By Faith
- Trusting Not In Eyesight
- Get Thee Behind Me Satan, And
- Not I But Christ
Everything Else Needed For Successful Performance In The Position Will Be Provided Via On The Job Training (OJT).
DISQUALIFYING TRAITS FOR THE POSITION:
- Wishful Thinking
- Self-Reliance
- Self-Absorption
- Selfishness
- Unbelief
- Double-Mindedness
- Unwillingness To Yield To The Holy Spirit
SPECIAL PERKS:
- Eternal Jewels Earned For Successful Recruitment Of Other Praying People Successfully Enduring Strife And Conflict Unto The Coming Of The Kingdom Of Light
- Robe Of Christ Righteousness
- Victorious Life In Christ Now
APPLICATION DEADLINE:
NOW Is The Acceptable Time!
REFERENCES REQUIRED :
- A Call From The Spirit Of The Gentle Shepherd
AND
- A Cry From The Soul Sick Of Sin
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS:
Please Place Your Completed Application Into The Box Provided AND Clearly Marked:
Out Of Darkness - Into Light!
Truth Revealed:
God's Love Exposed - Not Concealed!
Please Allow An Instant
For Approval
Of
Your Application!
The Position
Is Available
For
The Length
Of
The Applicant's Mortal Life!
