CHRISTIAN: Faking It!

Selma Was Good
AND
She Knew It!
Selma's Life Was Great
AND
Her Trumpet Blew It!
Selma Knew How The Good Life To Appreciate
AND
Her Table Spoke It
AND
Lord A'mighty
Selma Was A Feisty Fake
Who Thought No One Would
Her Disguise Recognise
AND
See Right Through It!

Selma Has A Simple
Yet Profoundly Mind-boggling
Concept Of Life:

Fake It Until You Make It!

AND

"Sorry!" Works!

Tell Them That She Calls Herself A Christian!

Okay!

Selma Calls Herself A Christian
A Christian On A Mission
Willing To Do Good Work For God
Selling People Upon Religion!

Problem! Problem! Problem!

What's The Problem?!

You Said Selma Does

Good Work For God

Selling Religion!

You Also Said

Selma "Calls Herself" A Christian!

What's Wrong With That?!

Everything!

Explain Please!

Christianity Is The Way To Life!

It Is A Way Of Life Leading To Eternal Life!

A Christian Is A Person

Who Understands

AND

Accepts

That Business As Usual

Is Not Acceptable Behavior.

He Recognises 

That Bad Habits And Evil Practices

Must Die!

He Accepts That His God

Is

His Master

AND

He Determines

By His God's Great Grace

To Live An Upright And Honest Life Before God

AND

In The Sight Of Man!

A Christian Does Not Sell Religion!

That's True!
Jesus Christ
In The Inspired Word Said:

Buy ... The Truth And Sell It Not!

Jesus Also Said:

Get Wisdom!

Get Understanding!

AND

I Am The Way, The Truth And The Life!

No Real Christian 
Puts Self Before The Living God
AND
The True And Constant Christian
Lives A Life Of Sacrifice
AND
Not A Wanton Life Of Lies
Greed
Acquisition
AND
Malicious Presumption!

True!  True!

That Means That ...

Selma Is A Christian Called
Who Has Not Yet For Herself
Answered The Master!
Her Religion Is Her God
AND
She Is Headed For Disaster!

Acknowledging

That One Is Called To Be A Christian Is One Step!

The Christian Call Answered Is Step Two!

A Believing Christian Talking About 

Christian Virtues And Beliefs Is Step Three

AND

A Christian Walking The Talk Is Step Four!

Step Four 
Is Where The Acknowledged
Finished Work Of Christ
Is Seen Making The Difference
In The Once Carnal Life!

True Dat!

A Call Does Not Get

A So-Called Christian Chosen!

A Talking Christian

Does Not Get Hell By God Frozen!

A Walking Christian

Is One From Whom The Urge For Sinning Is Broken

AND

A Working Christian

Is One Whose Faith And Works Show

That Christ's Christianity Is Not To Them

A Transport To Corporeal-Prosperity Token!

Man Talking Deep!

                          I Tell You!

Somebody Better Tell Selma
That She Selling Jesus For Cheap!
She Better Get She Self Together
Or
She Going End Up
In The Fire That's Not For Sheep!

Christ's Christianity

Must Wholly Change Us

Or

Satan's Version

Is For Life

Going To Enslave Us

AND

For Eternity

Eternally Destroy Us!