HisSe Fit

Hasty Impatient Speech
Always Always Has
A Sufficient Excuse
For Whenever
He Decides To Have
A Fully Involved Tantrum
Hence The Expression
He Is Having 

A "HisSe Fit!"

Really?

Really! I Kid You Not!

Okay. Convince Me!

Yesterday
I Stepped On His Toes ...

... Accidentally, I Am Sure?!

Accidentally!!

... And He Went Off On Me!

Hear Him:

Rock Stones! Breadfruit!
Cherry! Ripe Plum!
Oranges! Bananas!
What De Chewing Gum?!

Heyyyy!
Hold Up Big Man!
Watch Your Language!

Not My Language!
I Am Just Telling You What He Said To Me!!

Nevertheless...!

Anyway, I Said
"Sorry!
It Was An Accident!"

He Inhaled!
He Exhaled!
He Gritted His Teeth!
He Displayed A Plastic Smile
And
Offered Me His Release:

Man, I Am Real Sorry!
Ive Been Having A Hard Day!
I Left The House In A Rush This Morning
And
I Did Not Say My Prayers!

Wow!

Some Excuse ...!

Last Week
He Pushed Me In The Street
Saying That I Was In His Way
And
Then Proceeded To Lambaste Me
As If He Had No Care!

He Said:

Invalid!
Idiot!
Ignoramus!
Slowpoke!
Can't Walk Straight!
Go Catch A Bus!

Father In Heaven!

How Did You Respond!

I Cried Out
In Distress
And He Heard My Hurt Tone!
Nevertheless, He Went On
But Called Me Later
On My Private Number Telephone
And
He Laid "It" On
With A Shovel
As Though There Is Ever
Sufficient Excuse
To Treat A Human Being Badly
And Using
Get This
"Being Human"
As His Cure-For-All
Excuse!

He Went On To Say

That I Had Caught Him Offguard

And

That He Wasn't Feeling Himself

For

His Life Right Now Is Real Hard!

So, What Did You Say?!

I Said: "Thanks!"
Which, Translated Was 

"No, Thanks!!

You Are Not My Friend!"

He Does Things Like That
Always
And Expects All
Along With Him Rubbish Game
To Joyfully Play

Even Though We Know

That He For Our Feelings

Does Not Care

And

He Does Not God Fear!

A Soft Answer
Turns Away Wrath!
Honey Catches Flies!
Ignorant Excuses Don't Friends Make
And 

Our Father In Heaven

Doesn't Like White Lies!

I Know
And
I Am Sorry
But
I Wanted Him Off My Telephone!

I Am Sick And Tired
Of HisSe Fit
And
I Desire By Him
To Be Left Alone!

Father,

I Do Not Declare

Nor Do I Dare To Decree!

I Just Make My Simple Plea!

Please, I Beseech You

Keep Hasty Impatient Speech

Self-Serving's Sufficient Excuse

And

Fully Involved Tantrum

Away From Me

For They Make Me Want To Behave

In The Way Ungodly!

In Jesus Christ's Holy Name, I Plead!

Amen. 

Two Instants AND A Wait!!

The Life Of A Christian
Is Marked By
Two Instants
AND
A Wait!

Instant... Justification!
Wait ... Sanctification!
Instant ... Glorification!
All Have A Date!

Justification
Is The Moment
When You Give Your Heart To Christ!
When You Accept
Salvation
Confess
Repent
AND
Dump The Damned Devil
On His Satanic Device

AND

Are DECLARED

By Jesus As Just

Aka Righteous

In The Holy God's Eyes!!

Sanctification
Is A Life's Work
A Walking
In The Will Of God
Trusting In The Working Of The Holy Spirit
Growing By Grace In The Faith
Walking In Confidence
Doing All

- By Faith -
As Jesus Says
With The Shoulder To The Gospel Plow

AND
Foot Falls On
The Straight And Narrow Way
Hopeful
For The Coming Great And Tumultuous Rewarding
AND
Redemption Day Of The Jealous
AND
Redeeming Eternal Holy God!

"Hold Fast Till I Come!"
Is His Word
To Those Of The Household Of Faith!
"Trust Me At My Word
And Believe
Honor Worship
And Obey Me - Don't Be Deceived!"

"I And My Word Are One!
Live In My Love!
You Are Not Alone!
Work Until I Come
To Take You To My Home!"

Glorification
Is The Instant
On The Day
The King Of The Faithful
(The Judge Of The Disgraceful)
Calls Forth His Beloved
His Beautiful
Faithful Even Unto The Death
Having Waited
Having Watched
Having Kept Her Clothes Spotless
Triumphant Bride
Who - At His Voice -
Rises Up
With The Once-Dead Rising First
AND
We Who Are Alive And Remain On The Earth
- The Remnant Of The Faith -
Together With Them
Shall Be Caught Up To Meet The Lord
In The Air
Having Cast Off The Curse
Sin Death Hell
AND INSTEAD
Putting On
Incorruption - Forever Faithfulness!

AND
Immortality - Forever Life!

It Will Be 

A Glorious Day Of Rejoicing
For Those Of The Household Of Faith

When All Who Have Kept The Covenant
Will See Faith 

Turn nruT
To Sight
AND
See The Conquering King 
Jesus Christ
- In Peace -
Faith To Face!

That Thing Not Seen
Will Be Visible!
That Hope Long Held
Will Be Touched!
The Lives Made Bitter
Because Of Their Love
For The Lord
Will
- Escorted By The Rejoicing Hosts Of Heaven -
Take Flight
To The Great Reward
The Glorious Home
Of The Everlasting God!

There Will Be No More Night!
AND

We Shall 

- For 1,000 Years -

Be Well Rid Of Satan
That Decimating Fraud!

Two Instants

And

A Wait

Determine

The Believing Man's Fate!

Are You A Living-Lord-Lover?

A Committed Christ-Follower?

Do You Believe In

And

Trust Upon

The Eternal God?

Can't Catch-A-Break And 'e Self!

In This Corner
Wearing Tangerine Trunks
Displaying Squeakers And Squawkers
Is 

Can't Catch-A-Break!

He Is A 100-Pound Weakling
BUT
Surprise And Shock
He Can Dead Lift
Clean And Jerk
AND
Snatch
The Heaviest Weight That It Is Possible
For Any Human
Who Ever Lived
Or Will Ever Live
To Consciously Bear!

He Can Raise That Weight
Even Sitting In A Comfy Chair!

Yeahhhh! 

                             Woo Hoo!

In That Corner
Wearing White Trunks 

With A Blue Border And Fringes
Is Dah Christian!

Dah Christian's Recorded Heaviest Weight Lifted Is
Old King James
AND
He Can Do It On The Run
Sitting
Standing
Walking
AND
Ever Spinning Around!

He Can Accomplish Feats Of Greatness 

Just By A Flick Of The Wrist
AND
He Does Something Called
Witness!

Boooooo!

                        Boooooo!                                              Boooooo!
                                                             Useless!
             Go Home!

Are You Ready To Rumble?!

Yeah! Bring It On!

No, I Am Not!

Dah Christian Got To Be An Idiot!

                           Catcha Is Gonna Wipe The Floor With Him!

This Does Not Seem Real!                                              They Are Not In The Same League!

Catcha!
First Statement:

Your Soap Doan Sud!
Your Brush Can't Scrub
And
Every Coin In Your Pocket
Ain't Nothing But Crooked Slugs!!

Why?! How?!
You If, But And And!
I'll Kill You!
I'll Rip You A New One!

Beeeeep!!

Yeahhhh!! I Told You!

Christian!
First Statement:

You Are A Liar!
A Loafer!
A Bold And Grand Sleaze!
You Nickel And Dime Widows
And
All Your Clean Dogs Got Ticks And Fleas!

10 Seconds On The Clock!

Why Won't He Respond?!

3
2
1
BEEEEEEEEEP!!

ROUND 2!

Catcha!
You're Thin-Skinned
A Tight-Wad
A Sheep-Stealer
And A Fraud!

You ...

You ...! You ...! Ooohhh!!!
I'm Gonna Rip Your Tongue Out!
I'll Scalp You!
I'll Put Salt In Your Eye!

Beeeeep!

Yeah!                                                           Yeah!
                    He's Winning!                                                       Look At His Muscles Bulge!

Christian!
You Scored No Points Last Round! 

Let's See What You Can Do This Round!
You Have Got To Defend Your Self!
It's The Way Of The World!

The Accusation Is:

You Are A Liar!
A Crier!
You Steal Pension Funds!
You Play With Light Skirts!
You Imbibe Rot-Gut White Rum!

The Audience Gasps!
Catcha Steps Back!
Dah Christian Kneels Down!

What Is He Doing!

                                            Maybe He's Saying His Prayers!

The Crowd Roars!

Beep! Beep! Beeeeeep!!!

Catcha Wins!
He Lifted High His Self!
He Came To His Own Defense!
He Stuck To His Guns ...!?!

Craaaack!!

What Was That!?!

                  Look! Look!!

Catcha Just Dropped Through The Floor!

Wha ... Why ... How!?!

Catcha? Catcha?
You Alright, Man?!

Nooo! No O ooh!
I Broke My Seeeelf!

My Self Is Too Heavy!
Ask Dah Christian For Help!

Christian! Dah Christian!
Catcha Git Broken By 'e Self!
Can You Help Him?
Please Help Him!
He Said He Can No Longer Depend On His Self!

Dah Christian Responded:

Self Has No Back Prop
No Footing
It's Head Is Always Bare
So
Tell That Can't Catcha
To Let go Of Self
And He Will Rise Up!
Tell Him To Have No Fear!
He Will Float In The Air!

Catcha?!
Can You Hear Me?!

Baaarely! Just Baaarely!

Nevertheless, Listen Good!

Dah Christian Says
Let Go Of Self
For He Says That Is How
The Devil's Darts Are Withstood!

Christian Says

Don't Jump
At Every Slight And Insult
For
A Soft Answer
Turns Away Wrath
And Even Better
Silence Is Golden
For
With God's Blessing
The World Can Be Withstood!

And, Furthermore

He Says There's To Be

No More Carrying Around
That Hock-Hobbled Golden Calf!

He's Up! He's Up!               Catch Just Stood Up!                                               He's Going To Be All Right! 

Catcha Is Standing Firmly On His Feet!

Not Long Thereafter ...

Christian! Dah Christian!
Where You Learn All That Good Stuff?!

I Lift High Old King James!
I Flutter All His Pages
AND
He Ruffles The Whorls On My Brain!
AND
By The Faith Of Jesus Christ
I Withstand Satan's Rages!

You Don't Say?!

I Accept All Of Christ's Teaching!
I Was Like You
But I Accepted The Word Against Self
For
I No Longer Wanted To Be World Champion
Lifting The Heaviest Weight In The World
My - The - Self!

Self Desires Supremacy!
Self Is Its Own God!
Self Sits On A Self-made Throne
Compliments Of King Fraud!

I Am Not King Of My Life!
Jesus Christ Holds That Prime Place
So
All My Burdens
The Barbs Of This Life
I Cast Them All On Him!
And
With Full Confidence
In My Lord Christ
I Can
The Wicked World
Face!

As Easy As That?!

As Easy As *That!*

Jesus Attends!
Defends!
Contends!
I Pray And I Obey
For
I Gave Self To My Savior
That Dragon
For To Slay!

Now ... It's Good Bye To You
And
I Pray
You Have A Blessed Day!

Wow!What A Nice Man!

That's A Good Christian!

Pity He Didn't Fight For Self ...!

He Didn't Need To
For
He Has The Lord Christ
On His Side!

No Regrets Later!

Dedicated To The Task

I Was Walking 

Along The Way Of Life
Contented 

To Walk With The Lord
Until 

The Day I Came To The Cross Roads
AND
Read The Bill Board
Identifying Each Road
As Can Only Be Written
By The Fraud!

Out Of The Blue ...

My Mind Became Cloudy!
My Spirit Became Fevered

As Fevered As Fevered Can Be!

Everything Seemed So Exciting
AND
This Thing

That Thing

These Things

Those Things

All Things
Were Calling 

Calling

Calling Out To Me!

I Felt Drawn
Enamored
AND
I Wondered:

"What If ...!"

When I Smelled The Aroma
Of Someone Smoking A Spliff!

I Heard Raucous Music!
I Heard A Laughing Uproar!
I Heard Two Voices Three
Screaming ...

"Let Me Out Of This Door!"

I Heard Glasses Clinking

AND
I Heard A Funeral Dirge
BUT
I Heard No Voice Praying
To The Master
For
Those Souls Were Indulging
Suffering
From The Unexpected

The Unanticipated 

Foul Purge!

I Felt Myself Pulled Up Sharply!
My Heart Was Not Here
On 

The Wide Expanse
Of 

Wasted Lives
For
I Wanted
Desired
Yearned
To Walk Straight
From Common Living
Unto Eternal Life
Which Could Only Be Accomplished
By Walking The Straight And Narrow Way
BUT
Here
I. Was. Being. Tempted!
From My Lord
To Go Astray!

In The Faith Of Jesus Christ

That I Held To Me So Dear
I Said:

"Father, I Am Thine!"

Please Point Me

And

Bless Me To Walk

On The Straight Line

For You Are My God

Holy And Divine!

Help Me To Stay On The Right Path

Help Me Not To Flesh To Step Aside!

Help Me To Deny That Liar!

God Of Glory 

Be My Guardian And My Guide!

Help Me In Thy Love Ever To Abide!

AMEN.

I Looked Again
At That Bill BoardTurned Guide Post

AND
- Though Nearly Obscured -
I Found The Path
Marked

"Right Way

... For Those That Faithful Be!"

AND
Giving God Praise
For

A Weak-By-Self-Strong-In-God-Victory

I Plodded Gladly Onward
To That Gloriously Eternal

Eternal City!

The Way Is Oft' Hard
BUT
The Great God Is Good
For
My Companions Are Holy Angels
AND
The Holy Spirit
Is My Comforter

AND

In Jesus Christ's Holy Name

I Have

Faithful To God

Stood!

Brethren,
Do Not Be Presumptuous!
Do Not Assume That You Can
Of Your Own Self
Know The Way!
Pay Attention!
AND
Really Read The Guide Posts
For
They Are There For
Correction
Protection
Direction
AND
Are Not To Be Ignored
Because Of Wilful Self's Predilection!

Take Time
To Read With Understanding!
Walk In Faith

AND
Put Blind Eyes 

AND

Lustful Urges
On The Back Burner Called Past Life
AND
Trust The Word Of Truth

AND

Not Him Who 

Always - Justifying Sin - Has A Plaster

AND

Is Justly Called

The King Of Disaster!

Put Faith First

And

Have No Regrets Later!

Reward Of The Fraud! + PRAYER: Father, Avenge Us Of Our Adversaries!

I Was In Life Store
AND I Saw Prudent Heart
Getting Knowledge
Even As I Heard That
Wise Ear Was Seeking For
Available Knowledge
True!

However ... 

To My Shock 

AND

Dismay
Who Should I See
At The Juicy-News Bar
BUT
That Hellish Triumvirate

Misrepresenting Motive

Blackening Reputation
AND
Dissecting Character
AND
They Were Loudly Chattering About 

Their Coupons For
An Extra-Large Juicy-News Hot-Topic
- With Extra-Spice -
Free Refill!

SoMeBoDyWas Going To Get ...
"THE TREATMENT!"AND
Only God
- By Grace -
- With Mercy -
Was Going To Be Able To Save
That Poor Soul
From Those Sophisticated Cannibals!

Oh, Dear!

Cannibals?!

Yes! I Said It!

They're Cannibals! Cannibals! CANNIBALS!

They Are Just As Bad
As The Flesh-Eaters In The Jungle
Only Difference Being
A For-Real Flesh-Eater
Stops When His Hunger Is Satisfied
BUT
These Character-Cannibals

- Acting Just Like Leeches -

Just Eat

And Eat
And Eat
And Eat
Unless You Remove Them
With ... HEAT!

Pray Tell Me
Where YOU Are Going To Get
That Brand Of Fire-Power From?

We 

- You And I -
Are Going Straight
To The Source
The Great God Of Heaven
Who Is Our Life Source
For He Has Promised
That What Is For Our Good 

AND
For His Glory
Will Be Readily Provided!

The Righteous
Are Not Forsaken!
Their Seed Don't Beg Bread!
The Faithful Are Victorious
AND
Salvation's Day Of Redemption 

Puts Sin

In Its Hot Bed!

We Shall Have A Good Testimony
A True Truth Story!

PRAYER:

God Of Glory!

God Of Grace!

We Come Pleading

For Vindication

Against Those Who

Your Image In Us 

Gladly Disgrace!

Against Those Who Have No Compassion

Or Conscience

And

Who Destroy Lives

As Easy As Eating Food!

We Plead For Relief, Lord

Against Those

In League With The Salvation Thief!

Father,

We Believe Your Word

And

We Stand On The Promises

And

We Ask You, Please

To Avenge Us Against Our Adversaries

And

To Grant Us Your Blessed Relief!

We Love You, Lord

And

We Make Our Requests

In The Faith

And

In The Name 

Of

The Holy Jesus!

AMEN.

Those Three Heathens 

Know Not God
Nor Are They Afraid
Of His Judgments
BUT

We Who Have Godly Fear
Will Shelter In The Lord
So That For Us
There Is No Comeuppance!

Talk Yuh Talk!!

I Pity The Fool
Who Stands Against God
Believing The Liar
And
Claiming
The Reward Of The Fraud!

I Trust In The Living God!

I'm With You On That!

VESPERS AT THE END OF THE SABBATH: Traditions - - -> Doctrines ... Commandments!?

When The Decrees Of Church Men
AND
Statesmen
Are In Direct Opposition
To The

"Thus Saith The Lord!"

People Of Faith And Piety
Have No Call To
With Willful Sinners
Walk In Accord!

The Word Of God Is Infallible!
The Words Of Man Are Not!
AND
Switching One For The Other
Is
Going To Get You Hot! Hot!
BUT
You Will Not Be Able
Away From God
To Trot!

Man Sees With Eyes Set In Reducing Time!
God Created For Man ... Time!
God Is Not Restricted By Man's Time
Nor His Ideals
For
He Is Lord God
Almighty
Holy
Omnipotent
Omniscient
Omnipresent
Everlasting
Consuming Fire
Wisdom
Divine
Will Supreme!

Man Lives In Time's Space
AND
God - In Mercy
Gives To Him Grace!
Man
- By Following Satan
Arch-Enemy Deceiver -
Wants To Play God
BUT
Because His Eyes Are Myopic
He Sees Not
That
He Is Playing With King Fraud!

God Says All
Before All
Who Dwell Upon The Ball
AND
God Bears The Ball
Upon Which Men Of The Fall
Fell
AND
It Is Only Through God's Son
That The Stain Of The Fall
Can Be Dispelled!

Man Fell
Because Lying Satan
The Truth Did Not Tell
BUT
The Fallen Will Rise
IF
To The Christ-From-Death-Risen
With Their Whole Hearts
They Do Listen!

"Thus Saith The Lord!"
Is Not A Suggestion
Up For "Maybe" Consideration!
"Thus Saith The Lord!"
Is A Command
A Call To Holy Arms
Safety
From The Wicked Devil's 
Ample 
God-Denying Charms!

Debating God
Is Like Debating With The Tornadic Wind!
You Don't Know From Whence It Came!
You Don't Know How Why
It This That Way Spins!
You Don't Where It Will Touch Down!
You Don't Know If It Will Hit
Mr. Foot On His Bony-Backside
Or
On His Narrow Lantern Chin
Or
If He Will Rattle Mr. Head's Teeth
Or 
Part And Groom His Straying Gray Hair
With Some Fly-By Goat-Grease!
It Will Do As It Does Itself Please!

Take A Page
From The Book Of Righteous Job
Who
When Challenged
By The Almighty God
To State
What When Where Why
AND
How
If But Then And And And
Acknowledged With Alacrity
His Fallen-Nature 
Not-God Deficiency
AND
Stated Clearly To His Maker
That He
- Shamefaced -
Will Close His Mouth
... And Did!
He Did Not His Father-God 
Inerrant
Able
Deny!

Man's Tradition Is Not God's Doctrine
AND
Man's Doctrines 
Are Not God's Commands
AND
All Who Command Otherwise
Will Face The Wrath
Of The Conquering Lamb
The Holy Son Of God
The Only Savior Of The Kind Called 
Man!

Pssst?!

Tell Me, If You Will ...

Where And How
Do YOU

On This Matter

Stand!!??

G.R.B. & T: Health's Greatest Safeguards

Health's Greatest Safeguards
Are
G. R. B & T.
These Should Be
The Keynotes Of Life
Setting Us Up
Not For A Loss
In The Terminal Fight
BUT
For The Blessed Life
In God's Eternity
Where God 

AND

The Lamb

Are The Light!

Gratitude

To God

Is Paramount!

Rejoicing 

In God's Favor 

Should Hail The Day!

Benevolence 

To Brother-Man
Should Not Be Far Behind 

Nor Forgotten
AND
Trust 

In The Love
AND

Care Of The Great God
Should Open Up
AND
Close Out
Our Every Day

AND

Mark Our Way!

Let Our Hearts Be

In God

Ever Glad!!

There Is A Way
That Seemeth Right To A Man
BUT
Therein Is The Way To Destruction
AND
All Who Walk Right
In Their Own Eyesight
Shall Forever
Always
Be Involved In 

A Right-To-Life Fist-Fight!

Let No Man Kill Your Hope Tree
Nor Remove Pages
From Your Praising-God Journaling Book
Nor
Permit Anyone
To Steal Your Joy
Or

Cause You To Doubt
That Our God Is Trustworthy!
Give Doubt The Rout!

Our God
IS

Faithful
Good Honest Kind
Loving
AND
Forever True
Loving Also The Unloving
Rescuing The Calculating

AND

Providing Ever Even

For The Cruel

The Ungodly
AND
The Rabidly Untrue!

Let Us To Him Be Faithful!
Let Us For Our Brethren Care!
Let Us In The Name Of Jesus
Do Mighty Exploits
AND
Do Not Permit The Prince Of Darkness
To Consign Us To The Underfoot Staff
Because
We Choose Not Jesus Christ
BUT

Choose Instead
The Burnable
Breakable
Perishable
Thoroughly Useful-For-Nothing
Fallen-Man-Built Golden Calf!

Christ IS Coming For All Such With Wrath!

Love The Giving God

And

Give The Loving God

His Glory

For Therein Is 

The Reward

Of

Everlasting Gain!