Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Sin Is Rocky Road Ice-cream

Dear Ones:

Think about this:

Sin is like Slug slime - It goes Unnoticed until Light shines on it!

Sin is like Water - It Finds its Own Level!

Sin is like Lice - You Learn The Effects After You Suffer The Effects!

Sin is like a Tornado - Malevolent Beautiful with an Intensely Destructive Core!

Sin is like a "game" of Russian Roulette with a Fully Loaded Gun - Whatever You Do, You're Dead!

Please think ... and Pray.

BJ

Sin Is Rocky Road Ice-cream

I walked upon a Lonely Road
I met Sin - He was alone
We talked - I laughed
He took Me to see The Mansion - it was his Home and
He brought me his Favorite Rocky Road Ice cream Cone!

I was impressed!
The Mansion was an Open Plan Delight!
The Mood Lighting was such that you never see The Night!
And my ice-cream cone?
Ahhhh! A delight in every bite!

Red and Green Cherries
Gooey Marshmallows
Golden Raisins
Orange Peel
Crunchy Almonds
And Bitter Chocolate Bits in Chocolate Cream - I ate with zeal!
I even Licked The Runny Bits on My Arm and Sleeve
And ... Would you believe it?
I started to Sneeze
And Sneeze!

I Sneezed!
I Coughed!
My Eyes did burn!
My Throat grew raspy!
I started to Squirm!
And that is when Sin informed me -
And I learned
That I was infected!
SIN IS A GERM!!

I Left that Mansion!
I Ran all The Way
Home to The Shelter!
Oh, how I did Pray
And Plead, and Beseech
For The Cleansing that Day!
I was Healed, but for Sin I did Pay!

I ran Home to Jesus
I showed Him my Throat and
He Diagnosed
That Sin was indeed the Problem
And Salvation was The Only Cure!

He uttered: "Forgiveness!"
He said: "Go with Sin no more!"
I opened My Heart!
He walked in The Door!

Today I Stand - a Testimony to You
To Prove to The World
What Almighty God can do!
Don't let Satan and his Minions Fool You
Sin-Sweet Rocky-Road Ice-cream will Kill
If You Continue to Chew!

Stick to Vanilla Ice-cream!

No Unpronounceable Name Ingredients 

which Produce 

Unexpected, Unwanted Consequences!



RECIPE CARD:

Rich and Creamy All-Natural Vanilla Ice-cream

INGREDIENTS:

1 Gallon of Milk of Mindfulness of The Word
1 Pound of Pure Cane Sugar of Sanctification
1 Drop of  Pure Essence of The Holy Spirit
1 Tsp. of Sacrifice-Salt of The Savior
1 Pod of Pure Vanilla Bean Binding Body and Belief

DIRECTIONS: 

Mix all ingredients to #JesusSaves consistency. Pour into an
Eye Fixed On Eternity Container and Place in A Heart For Christ Freezer.

Ready To Eat when I Have Decided To Follow Jesus is Indicated.

Garish with Slivers of No Turning Back Chocolate, Red Confession and Repentance Cherries, and a Sprig of Mint of Washed in Baptism. Eat with Relish of Relief!

CONCENTRATED INDULGENCE LEADS TO:

1. Heart Right With God
2. Holy Spirit Leading
3. Eternal Life Ticket on Bound For Glory Gospel Train


Serving Size: All You Can Eat
Indications: Salve To The Sin-Sick Soul
Specifications: Clean to Eat!
Maker: God The. Divine
Request of The Maker: Share To EVERYONE!