The Purge!

I Don't Know About You

But 

I Distinctly Remember That "Abomination" Called The Purge That 

We Had To Endure Every Sunday Morning

At The Beginning Of The School Term

And 

Coming Off School For Vacation 

And

May The Good Lord Help You 

If 

You Were "Foolish" Enough To Utter Those "Damning" Words: 

"My Belly Hurting Me!" 

Some Families Dished Out A Spoonful Of 

Shark Oil And A Quarter Of An Orange! 

My Family Dished Out Castor Oil And The Orange! 

A Leather Belt Was On The Table To Motivate Me To Cooperate: 

I Roundly Despised Castor Oil!

Strangely Enough Though

After That Disaster Called The Purge Aka The Cleansing

You No Longer Felt Like An Old Hard-Mout' Goat 

But 

Had The Joy And Energy Of A Young Spring Lamb! 

Oh, The Ode To Joy! 

Beloved, 

The Purge Is Needed 

To Get Rid Of What Hurts, Harms, And Hinders! 

The Purge Is Necessary For Physical, Spiritual

And 

Emotional Health And Well-Being! 

If We Are Not Purged Of Our Sins, Our Dead Works, Here

We Will Never Enter The Joy Of The Lord Over There! 

Sin Is Waste 

So Let's Take The Good Word That Purges Aka Cleans Us 

And 

Let The Waste, The Sin

Go Out In The Draught! 

The Pain Is Temporary 

But

Pleasure Aka Joy And Peace In Paradise Are Forever! 

Let Jesus Christ Be Praised! 

Peace!