Showing posts with label The Purge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Purge. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 20, 2022

The Purge!



I Don't Know About You
But 
I Distinctly Remember That "Abomination" Called The Purge That 
We Had To Endure Every Sunday Morning
At The Beginning Of The School Term
And 
Coming Off School For Vacation 
And
May The Good Lord Help You 
If 
You Were "Foolish" Enough To Utter Those "Damning" Words: 
"My Belly Hurting Me!" 

Some Families Dished Out A Spoonful Of 
Shark Oil And A Quarter Of An Orange! 

My Family Dished Out Castor Oil And The Orange! 
A Leather Belt Was On The Table To Motivate Me To Cooperate: 
I Roundly Despised Castor Oil!

Strangely Enough Though
After That Disaster Called The Purge Aka The Cleansing
You No Longer Felt Like An Old Hard-Mout' Goat 
But 
Had The Joy And Energy Of A Young Spring Lamb! 
Oh, The Ode To Joy! 

Beloved, 

The Purge Is Needed 
To Get Rid Of What Hurts, Harms, And Hinders! 

The Purge Is Necessary For Physical, Spiritual
And 
Emotional Health And Well-Being! 

If We Are Not Purged Of Our Sins, Our Dead Works, Here
We Will Never Enter The Joy Of The Lord Over There! 

Sin Is Waste 
So Let's Take The Good Word That Purges Aka Cleans Us 
And 
Let The Waste, The Sin
Go Out In The Draught! 

The Pain Is Temporary 
But
Pleasure Aka Joy And Peace In Paradise Are Forever! 

Let Jesus Christ Be Praised! 

Peace!