I Don't Know About You
But
I Distinctly Remember That "Abomination" Called The Purge That
We Had To Endure Every Sunday Morning
At The Beginning Of The School Term
And
Coming Off School For Vacation
And
May The Good Lord Help You
If
You Were "Foolish" Enough To Utter Those "Damning" Words:
"My Belly Hurting Me!"
Some Families Dished Out A Spoonful Of
Shark Oil And A Quarter Of An Orange!
My Family Dished Out Castor Oil And The Orange!
A Leather Belt Was On The Table To Motivate Me To Cooperate:
I Roundly Despised Castor Oil!
Strangely Enough Though
After That Disaster Called The Purge Aka The Cleansing
You No Longer Felt Like An Old Hard-Mout' Goat
But
Had The Joy And Energy Of A Young Spring Lamb!
Oh, The Ode To Joy!
Beloved,
The Purge Is Needed
To Get Rid Of What Hurts, Harms, And Hinders!
The Purge Is Necessary For Physical, Spiritual
And
Emotional Health And Well-Being!
If We Are Not Purged Of Our Sins, Our Dead Works, Here
We Will Never Enter The Joy Of The Lord Over There!
Sin Is Waste
So Let's Take The Good Word That Purges Aka Cleans Us
And
Let The Waste, The Sin
Go Out In The Draught!
The Pain Is Temporary
But
Pleasure Aka Joy And Peace In Paradise Are Forever!
Let Jesus Christ Be Praised!
Peace!